Seriously folks...

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  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    For my Canadian peeps...:bigsmile:

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    FTW.

    As a side note, since the South Park movie came up anyway, WHY do Canadians on South Park have flappy heads!? WHY?

    I think they are supposed to be trash cans. Not just floppy heads
  • brk_1982
    brk_1982 Posts: 125 Member
    For my Canadian peeps...:bigsmile:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz5Dyv5R1h2fNLs9VPmAZFoYqAx2eEPq6gIu5Hy6VKLGfvToxxJWuvpevG6g

    FTW.

    As a side note, since the South Park movie came up anyway, WHY do Canadians on South Park have flappy heads!? WHY?

    I think they are supposed to be trash cans. Not just floppy heads

    Ah - somewhere to deposit the American trash?
  • juicemoogan
    juicemoogan Posts: 994 Member
    Americans: Please do yourselves the biggest favour of your lives and go watch this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUE6Sl79rw8&feature=related
  • juicemoogan
    juicemoogan Posts: 994 Member
    Americans: Please do yourselves the biggest favour of your lives and go watch this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUE6Sl79rw8&feature=related

    Wait never mind.. you probably wont get it..
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    For my Canadian peeps...:bigsmile:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz5Dyv5R1h2fNLs9VPmAZFoYqAx2eEPq6gIu5Hy6VKLGfvToxxJWuvpevG6g

    FTW.

    As a side note, since the South Park movie came up anyway, WHY do Canadians on South Park have flappy heads!? WHY?

    I think they are supposed to be trash cans. Not just floppy heads

    Ah - somewhere to deposit the American trash?



    Bhhahahahahah my point exactly

    I just laughed out loud at this thread. And my face hurts from smiling and giggling so much!
  • brk_1982
    brk_1982 Posts: 125 Member
    For my Canadian peeps...:bigsmile:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz5Dyv5R1h2fNLs9VPmAZFoYqAx2eEPq6gIu5Hy6VKLGfvToxxJWuvpevG6g

    FTW.

    As a side note, since the South Park movie came up anyway, WHY do Canadians on South Park have flappy heads!? WHY?

    I think they are supposed to be trash cans. Not just floppy heads

    Ah - somewhere to deposit the American trash?



    Bhhahahahahah my point exactly

    I just laughed out loud at this thread. And my face hurts from smiling and giggling so much!

    The irony of lost sarcasm. It's cool - go back to deer huntin' y'all.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Rick Mercer is the Best.

    On a side note - I am Canadian and I've never had poutine *ducks*
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Americans: Please do yourselves the biggest favour of your lives and go watch this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUE6Sl79rw8&feature=related

    Wait never mind.. you probably wont get it..

    OoOOoOo what a burn, but we don't know what a favour is down here we only have favors. Sorry but you have to write in our language if you want us to understand..........oh wait we won't get it anyway, hahahaha you see what I did there it's called having a sense of humor and not taking online threads so seriously.
  • sld_6001
    sld_6001 Posts: 27 Member
    Hey
    I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
    I don't live in an igloo,
    or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
    and I don't know Jimmy, Suzy, or Sally from Canada,
    although I am certain they are really, really nice.


    I have a Prime Minister, not a President
    I speak English and French, not American
    I pronounce it "About" not "a boot"
    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
    I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing
    Diversity, not Assimilation
    and that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal.
    The Toque is a hat,
    A Chesterfield is a couch,
    and "Z" is pronounced "ZED" not "ZEE", "ZED"
    Canada is the second largest land mass,
    The first nation of hockey, and
    THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!
    My Name is "Joe", and
    "I AM CANADIAN!!!"
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    Whaddya mean the "right age???"
    You should have RAISED them to understand the Fallacy of Canada, eh?

    WTF??

    It's waaaaay too late now, without great amounts of USA Therapy

    Football (and not that soccer crap, either), renouncing all things French-Canadian, and drinking poorly-made low-alcohol beer that really does nothing for you. Oh, and grilled pizza. With NOOOOoooo Canadian bacon. Yeah.

    Pj
  • sixela0827
    sixela0827 Posts: 28
    Dual Citizen (guess that makes me bi :tongue: ) here...this was the funniest damn thing i've ever read.

    Dumbest thing an American friend has asked me about Canada:
    and, i quote, cause you can't make this *kitten* up : "do they have the same new years eve?" :huh:

    And the dumbest thing a Canadian has asked about America:
    "what is a "glow puck" :indifferent:

    not very funny, i know.

    anyway, :drinker: , y'all. Eh?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Hey
    I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
    I don't live in an igloo,
    or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
    and I don't know Jimmy, Suzy, or Sally from Canada,
    although I am certain they are really, really nice.


    I have a Prime Minister, not a President
    I speak English and French, not American
    I pronounce it "About" not "a boot"
    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
    I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing
    Diversity, not Assimilation
    and that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal.
    The Toque is a hat,
    A Chesterfield is a couch,
    and "Z" is pronounced "ZED" not "ZEE", "ZED"
    Canada is the second largest land mass,
    The first nation of hockey, and
    THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!
    My Name is "Joe", and
    "I AM CANADIAN!!!"

    You really dont know suzy? :(
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I don't know Suzy, but I could "be" Suzy, if you really wanted!

    We have Kraft Dinner - what you all call Mac and Cheese
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    We have Kraft Dinner - what you all call Mac and Cheese

    We call it Kraft Dinner too, LOL.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Hey
    I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
    I don't live in an igloo,
    or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
    and I don't know Jimmy, Suzy, or Sally from Canada,
    although I am certain they are really, really nice.


    I have a Prime Minister, not a President
    I speak English and French, not American
    I pronounce it "About" not "a boot"
    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
    I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing
    Diversity, not Assimilation
    and that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal.
    The Toque is a hat,
    A Chesterfield is a couch,
    and "Z" is pronounced "ZED" not "ZEE", "ZED"
    Canada is the second largest land mass,
    The first nation of hockey, and
    THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!
    My Name is "Joe", and
    "I AM CANADIAN!!!"

    Love it!! One of the best commercials Molsen Canadian did!!
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    Hey
    I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
    I don't live in an igloo,
    or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
    and I don't know Jimmy, Suzy, or Sally from Canada,
    although I am certain they are really, really nice.


    I have a Prime Minister, not a President
    I speak English and French, not American
    I pronounce it "About" not "a boot"
    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
    I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing
    Diversity, not Assimilation
    and that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal.
    The Toque is a hat,
    A Chesterfield is a couch,
    and "Z" is pronounced "ZED" not "ZEE", "ZED"
    Canada is the second largest land mass,
    The first nation of hockey, and
    THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!
    My Name is "Joe", and
    "I AM CANADIAN!!!"

    Fav beer commercial ever!!!
    And poutine is disgusting whether you're Canadian, American, British or Spanish
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
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    ^^^This! It's not really bacon......pisses me off.:mad:
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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    We have Kraft Dinner - what you all call Mac and Cheese

    We call it Kraft Dinner too, LOL.

    I know, I'm in Canada. :flowerforyou:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
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    Right!! You can keep him too!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • Josh
    Josh Posts: 123 Member
    howdy folks,

    I just wanted to offer a brief explanation as to why this thread is being locked
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