tell me tell me tell me.....

RocketsGirl
RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
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something completely random/stupid/smartass/etc

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  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    i will start....I have 1040 calories left for the day and I am not hungry.

    fail.
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    My house needs a good cleaning and I don't feel like doing ****---so I'm not gonna!
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Happy hours do, actually, make me happy.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    All I've had to eat today has been 6 Oreos and a Ranch Snack Wrap from McDonald's. Oh, I might have snuck a nugget from Baby Girl.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Happy hours do, actually, make me happy.
    They should call them Giddy Hours. :)
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Trader Joe's Dried Mandarin Oranges are like a party in my mouth.
  • PatasDeGallina
    PatasDeGallina Posts: 155 Member
    I can wiggle my first two toes together and part of my tongue is paralyzed from when I bit it during a seizure.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Uhhhh... I got nothin'. Sorry.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    I am about to go to the bathroom.
  • MILICA1986
    MILICA1986 Posts: 168 Member
    I'm thinking about going to the kitchen and eating nutella from the jar! I hope I wont do it!:huh:
    Besides that, I want somebody to love me:sad:

    Oh, well :drinker:
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    <Insert pooper comment here>
  • TromaRon
    TromaRon Posts: 228 Member
    I'm getting killed by a giant gila monster this Sunday.

    ...in a movie.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    Blind Venicians make better louvers...
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    i popped a girl's cherry today.
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
    I gave a report page to a coworker earlier. He said he didn't want it. So i told him to fold it into an airplane and fly it up his @$$.

    (I'm not sure if he did or not...I know a good exit line when I hear one!)
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I am hoping to get drunk and laid tonight.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I really should cook tonight... but I DON'T WANNA!!! :sad:
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Aaahhh fudge... Devoid of creativity at this time.
  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
    I need a dern sammich....................stat!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I am considering skipping my workout so that I can set up and play with my new laptop
  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
    I am hoping to get drunk and laid tonight.

    ^^this
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I have to poop but dont like public toilets.. so I'll wait till i get home.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...
  • aronvincent
    aronvincent Posts: 14
    i popped a girl's cherry today.

    Lovely :P

    Um... I have a bottle of water sitting next to me.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I have never been convicted of assualt, assualt with intent to do bodily harm or attempted murder.
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
    I need a dern sammich....................stat!

    I refuse to spell sammich any other way... I even have a "sammich" in my meals. :P
  • JoeyTajzai
    JoeyTajzai Posts: 1,198 Member
    I'm chugging my water so I can get all my intake in.
  • aronvincent
    aronvincent Posts: 14
    I have never been convicted of assualt, assualt with intent to do bodily harm or attempted murder.

    I'd agree, but the police never found the bodies. Do I still count?
  • 10036
    10036 Posts: 51 Member
    The Sparkling Ice drink people won't tell me how much sucralose is in their product because it's proprietary.
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,757 Member
    i popped a girl's cherry today.
    :laugh:

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