tell me tell me tell me.....

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm going to need a picture of a siverback super gorilla...
  • Charabbidan
    Charabbidan Posts: 24 Member
    My elbows bend both ways. I didn't realise it was weird until I was 13.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Born in Russia, I was trained to rid the world of the evil Tyra Banks. She defeated me of course and now I sit in solitude planning my revenge against her and her genetically altered siverback super gorillas. That is all.

    I can look at your profile picture and totally buy your story. You look like a sly russian spy, solemnly contemplating your next move on the evil Tyra Banks.
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    I'm 99% sure the walls of my apartment are the home to some smelly *kitten* mold
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Happy Hours used to make me happy till i logged my booze and found out i have a drinking problem:)))
  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
    i once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    I like French Onion Dip and Oreos. Sweet and salty bliss.....
  • hummingbird71
    hummingbird71 Posts: 298 Member
    I have used the last 8 minutes of my work day reading thru this thread and NOW I get to go home!!
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I have double jointed hips and ankles, this might sound sexy to some, but it just means early arthritis.

    *Regarding the other comment... I actually spelled arthritis correctly. <bows>
    **But I did misspell 'regarding' because I think it should have a u.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    i once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

    in a 69 does your nose tickle her rear?
  • kym117
    kym117 Posts: 315 Member
    Happy Hours used to make me happy till i logged my booze and found out i have a drinking problem:)))

    Haha this made me laugh! me too!! :noway: :laugh:
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    i once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

    You again? You still owe me a whopper...

    Just kidding.


    Due to unforeseen pregnancy complications I am not able to have sex for a minimum of 2 months...but it could be more like 6.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    My multi-vitamins made me gag today and I almost blew chunks... They're the freakin' size of a watermelon!! :sad:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Make a fist squeezing your thumb then stick your finger down your throat. No gag reflex. You're welcome.
  • xTenaciousJx
    xTenaciousJx Posts: 555
    BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!
  • manda1002
    manda1002 Posts: 178 Member
    I love lamp
  • yesca192324
    yesca192324 Posts: 72
    I am sooo happy I don't have to eat the soup I made earlier this week for dinner again! ITS FINALLY GONE! WOOT!! ...now whats for dinner?
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    I still sleep with a teddy bear.
  • iluxoxo211
    iluxoxo211 Posts: 241 Member
    The smell of gasoline makes my tongue itchy...:blushing:
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
    I am hoping to get drunk and laid tonight.

    ^^this

    ^^ this again.
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I only painted the nails on my left hand. Does that make me lazy?
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
    I wish March would get the hell over with so I could change the picture on my wall calendar. Getting sick of looking at the current one.
  • thatgirl125
    thatgirl125 Posts: 294 Member
    Sometimes I want to run over the squirrels that run in front of my car just to improve their species.

    haha.. no this is a WIN. ^^^^
  • montana_girl
    montana_girl Posts: 1,403 Member
    something random.... three more minutes and I'm off to my second job (as a receptionist for Weight Watchers).
  • dlaplume2
    dlaplume2 Posts: 1,658 Member
    The road outside my house is black.
  • manda1002
    manda1002 Posts: 178 Member
    Mister Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    My gas tank is reading just a hair above 'E', I tried to put gas in it and my card was declined. :blushing:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    I don't think spanking is a form a child abuse, but that's not what I'm writing in my paper! =)
  • iluxoxo211
    iluxoxo211 Posts: 241 Member
    My gas tank is reading just a hair above 'E', I tried to put gas in it and my card was declined. :blushing:

    I have been there..
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    i have way to much energy at the end of the night

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