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tell me tell me tell me.....

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  • AbiNichole
    AbiNichole Posts: 300 Member
    I think that maybe I have a cavity but my dental insurance hasn't kicked in yet so there's no way for me to check...
  • LenaMena87
    LenaMena87 Posts: 469 Member
    My gas tank is reading just a hair above 'E', I tried to put gas in it and my card was declined. :blushing:

    I have been there..

    F.......M........L
  • toriaenator
    toriaenator Posts: 423 Member
    i just ate yoghurt... with peanut butter mixed in. also my ear itches ><
  • OvOv
    OvOv Posts: 50
    Hypothetically, if you could fold a piece of A4 paper in half 50 times....it would reach the sun!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Nice guyz finish last
  • princeza9
    princeza9 Posts: 337 Member
    I should be doing something useful, but Criminal Minds was just a lot more interesting.
  • DaniMerc72
    DaniMerc72 Posts: 188 Member
    There is a Vibrator that connects with your iPod and vibrates accordingly to the rhythm and beat of a song.
  • Mariana_87
    Mariana_87 Posts: 42
    my "roommate" needs to get off his high horse and pay his own bills.
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    I have never been convicted of assualt, assualt with intent to do bodily harm or attempted murder.

    are you braggin or complaining? lol
  • Mariana_87
    Mariana_87 Posts: 42
    Nice guyz finish last

    NOT TRUE....
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    you have nice legs and no I'm not a lesbian :laugh:
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    There is a Vibrator that connects with your iPod and vibrates accordingly to the rhythm and beat of a song.
    *rasies eyebrow* great try that to the "crying game" by boygeorge
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    Nice guyz finish last

    cause they make sure their women finish first

    forgot my random thing.. I still can’t spell Actually correctly so have to spell check it each time..
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I used to hate narcotics.

    I think my uterus fell out today...

    I'm going to drink tonight in honor of my dead uterus.

    I will have a drink for your dead uterus, as well.
  • DaniMerc72
    DaniMerc72 Posts: 188 Member
    Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon but the first man to poop in space.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I promised a friend a *kitten* if he would bring me a DQ Blizzard this afternoon.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I guess I'm one who likes that potty humor _h_t. :happy:
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I promise 'favors' to my husband all the time. We've been happily married 18-years. ;)
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    There is a Vibrator that connects with your iPod and vibrates accordingly to the rhythm and beat of a song.

    Make a fist squeezing your thumb then stick your finger down your throat. No gag reflex. You're welcome.

    Nice guyz finish last

    These are going to make my afternoon MUCH better!!
    I don't have the ipod connector (....yet ;)P ), the hand squeezing trick will help when I brush my teeth- it's actually the only time I gag- odd right, cause I can actually... nevermind, let's just say that my man is VERRRRY happy. My man never finishes first.... :bigsmile:
  • creasonr
    creasonr Posts: 20
    My horse got neutered yesterday.
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    Sometimes an iphone needs to be naked, outside of the case....so sexy! lol
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    OMG I am loving the randomness!

    Hahaha!
  • briteyes1002
    briteyes1002 Posts: 313 Member
    I just gave my three stinky dogs a bath... now they smell like three stinky wet dogs... I cant win:grumble:
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    These (waves hand at computer) are not the droids you are looking for.

    Yes I'm a nerd.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    i have no friends :(
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    tiny baby yorkies tend to make everything better.
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    My ex-boyfriends are all losers.. Poor me.
    & I tried to follow a rainbow to get a pot of gold once.
  • jppd47
    jppd47 Posts: 737 Member
    A space shuttle goes 0-60mph in 4sec

    0-100mph in 7.4sec

    0-2963mph in 120.387sec at 28 miles/147840 ft high

    weighing 4.5 million pounds
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    "Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
    You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer."
  • DataBased
    DataBased Posts: 513 Member
    New stoves can be hazardous to your sugar-free lifestyle... just sayin.
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