Do you ever do the fart and blow?

AmberJslimsAWAY
AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
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You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

<<<<Guilty...
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  • HJCsDaddy
    HJCsDaddy Posts: 419 Member
    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    If this is what I think it is, I do this as well.
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
    I rarely fart outside of a bathroom due to a tendency to shart.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 462 Member
    You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

    <<<<Guilty...


    I nearly just pee'd my pants!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    At work, I do the fart and blow, less obvious than the fart and fan..... When in the bathroom I do the drop and flush. :bigsmile:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    cup, release, put cup to face of target.
  • HJCsDaddy
    HJCsDaddy Posts: 419 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"
    This has got all sorts of awesome in it!
  • smplycomplicated
    smplycomplicated Posts: 484 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

    <--guilty.
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    At work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    then I log the exercise.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

    <--guilty.

    :smooched:
  • celticgladiator
    celticgladiator Posts: 49 Member
    You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

    <<<<Guilty...


    love the honesty, i just ask my friends if they smell something?
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 820 Member
    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    This.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.
  • Pfauxmeh
    Pfauxmeh Posts: 259
    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    ^ This!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

    that is when you come out fanning and telling a story about the stinky *kitten* who got off one floor below.
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.

    Yup, I give my wife a dutch oven too!
  • Bevbl3
    Bevbl3 Posts: 36 Member
    No but when the dog farts in my direction I make a point of blowing it in the direction of my hubby so he can share it too!
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
    How about farting at the gym. That's livin the dream baby.
  • Wilson336
    Wilson336 Posts: 76
    I am personally more a fan of the soundstage echo. Find the hardest surface you can, sit on it and see how loud you can make it....MacDonald's bench seats seem to have magical resonating qualities...That is the only reason I would go to MacDonald's anymore.
  • Pfauxmeh
    Pfauxmeh Posts: 259
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    Ugh, my ex used to do that to me. XD
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I blame it on my children and waft it their direction
  • wolfpaw
    wolfpaw Posts: 11
    Its hard to do the fart and blow when you blast out a big cheesey ripper that echoes off a wooden seat!!!
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    LOL! Yes, I do this too :laugh:
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Do I do the fart and blow?

    Usually only when in the presence of my brother or one of my best friends. Something THAT precious must be shared!
  • paulyarwooduk
    paulyarwooduk Posts: 109
    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

    Hahaha you are one awesome gal!

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