Do you ever do the fart and blow?

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  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
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    My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.

    Yup, I give my wife a dutch oven too!
  • Bevbl3
    Bevbl3 Posts: 39 Member
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    No but when the dog farts in my direction I make a point of blowing it in the direction of my hubby so he can share it too!
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
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    How about farting at the gym. That's livin the dream baby.
  • Wilson336
    Wilson336 Posts: 76
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    I am personally more a fan of the soundstage echo. Find the hardest surface you can, sit on it and see how loud you can make it....MacDonald's bench seats seem to have magical resonating qualities...That is the only reason I would go to MacDonald's anymore.
  • Pfauxmeh
    Pfauxmeh Posts: 259
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    Ugh, my ex used to do that to me. XD
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I blame it on my children and waft it their direction
  • wolfpaw
    wolfpaw Posts: 11
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    Its hard to do the fart and blow when you blast out a big cheesey ripper that echoes off a wooden seat!!!
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    LOL! Yes, I do this too :laugh:
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Do I do the fart and blow?

    Usually only when in the presence of my brother or one of my best friends. Something THAT precious must be shared!
  • paulyarwooduk
    paulyarwooduk Posts: 109
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    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

    Hahaha you are one awesome gal!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

    Hahaha you are one awesome gal!

    well thank you
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
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    Nah I just blame it on the dog :sick:
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
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    I offer high fives to people. Be proud of your accomplishments!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Nah I just blame it on the dog :sick:

    Dog farts are gross.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    No, because when you take a deep breath to blow, you can taste it. Ugh.
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
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    My chair at work is cushiony, but it's vinyl too, so sometimes I try to slip em out silently, and they end up sounding like pop pop pop pop pop... I act like I didn't do anything most of the time.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    My chair at work is cushiony, but it's vinyl too, so sometimes I try to slip em out silently, and they end up sounding like pop pop pop pop pop... I act like I didn't do anything most of the time.

    That's the WORST!!!!
  • CandeesLand
    CandeesLand Posts: 200
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    At work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    then I log the exercise.

    Awesome!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.

    That is called a Dutch Oven...

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