"I just won the lottery!"
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A man rushes into his house and yells, "Honey, pack your bags!! I just won the lottery!"
The wife says, "Omigosh! That's great! What should I pack? Warm clothes? Summertime clothes? We are we going?"
The man answers, "I don't care where you go. Pack, and get the f*** out!!!"
Hahahahahahaa!!! Love this!0 -
I'd do all that stuff, too. But, I'd also go to the store, and suprise people by buying their stuff for them. The mom at the grocery store with the 2 little babies, cart full. Yup, just pay for her stuff! Go to the gas station and pay for everyone. Same at a restaurant. And leave a monsterous tip :-D Oh, it'd be SO much fun!!
You're awesome.0 -
My partner and i discuss this all the time
We'd pay off the house and hire ppl to finish the renovation on it. Buy a nice little townhouse or apartment in our favourite major city. Pay off mortgages for our families and ensure they're set up then invest as wisely as possible to ensure we're free to travel the world for the rest of our lives making a difference wherever we go! Just think of all the random ppl you could help if you had the money and time to devote to it! 0 -
I just bought my first lottery ticket too! I thought that a pound wouldn't go far to scraping together this month's rent, whereas winning the lottery would! It's a bit boring, but I would use it to get through uni right now. Student loans don't even cover accommodation and my job doesn't pay well :S0
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:noway: pshh yea right!! I'll be winning that! Thank you! We got 10 people at work that put in 5 dollars each so... I'm pretty sure i'll be the winner! Good try though! :laugh: :laugh:
Oh and when I win I will pay off court fees and buy myself a new car and help my family any way possible and then help others. 0 -
Quit college in this state, get married, restart college in the state where my fiance currently lives, get my degree and help HIM pay for school. If there's any left, I think I'd lock it up and let it build somewhere.0
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It was too funny at work today...everyone was saying "If I'm not here Monday, don't worry its good news!"0
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Lotteries are a tax for people bad at math....
and having said that, I do buy a ticket once in a blue moon.
First, I'd stop in at my buddy's Chevy dealership and order 7 new Corvette ZR-1's, all different colours for each day of the week.
Then, I'd hit the bank and pay off my mortgage.
I wouldn't quit my job. I just would stop showing up. Let them fire me.
If it was the big one, and I had gobs of cash left, I'd set up a charity trust and run that for the rest of my life, while enjoying life without the worry of bills - or the price of gas!0 -
A man rushes into his house and yells, "Honey, pack your bags!! I just won the lottery!"
The wife says, "Omigosh! That's great! What should I pack? Warm clothes? Summertime clothes? We are we going?"
The man answers, "I don't care where you go. Pack, and get the f*** out!!!"
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Put some away for the kids...
Give my mom and siblings some...
Pay all my bills....
Buy more lotto tickets..
Give some to my Sweetie
Buy a small island and a nice boat....build a fabulous house
And order some Chinese....I'm starvin like Marvin!!!0 -
First question out of my mouth would be "How does it get better than this?!?" (so I could win some more) : )0
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Kill a unicorn with a rainbow shotgun.0
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Give money to family
Buy land near Portland
Build eco friendly house
Buy a Tesla Roadster and Model s
Live off my land
Pwn a butt load off Alliance scum in WoW
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I bought a ticket too! 650 million would sure be nice! I would tithe, pay off my mom's house, travel, hire a chef and prepare for the zombie apocalypse! Good Luck to those who bought a ticket!!
Oh yeah!! I would open a No Kill animal shelter!!0 -
I'd buy a house
and furniture for the house
and a build a tree fort in the yard
AND EAT LOTS AND LOTS OF KRAFT DINNER!!!
I wish there was a 'like' button for mfp! Props to anybody who knows where this came from Awesome song!
Barenekked ladies0 -
9 college funds for various children in my life.
pay off bills; mine, boyfriend's, & our immediate family
I would donate some to the American Diabetic Association
Retirement funds for myself & boyfriend
health insurance for myself
and new clothes when I get to a weight & size I want to be.0 -
First I would breath into paper bag so I dont pass out.
2. Pay off ALL bills for better half and myself.
3. Build and furnish my dream home on no less than 20 acres
4. Offer to buy my sister a home where ever she liked
5. Donate at min. 1mil to the animal rescue I have worked for the last 10 plus years
6. Put lotsa $$ in bank to care for my special needs son after we his parents are gone
7. A nice chunk into bank to live off of.
8. have a boob lift and maybe tummy tuck after I lose the rest of my baggage.
9. Have a party!0 -
I'd buy a house
and furniture for the house
and a build a tree fort in the yard
AND EAT LOTS AND LOTS OF KRAFT DINNER!!!
I wish there was a 'like' button for mfp! Props to anybody who knows where this came from Awesome song!
Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXdFTh1yX2c 0 -
Many things....I'd invest, save, donate, etc. It's all been said. But the one thing I would splurge on is a house in Disney World's Golden Oak! To live ON Disney property 1/2 the year and here in So Cal the other 1/2. Now that would be awesome.0
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I'd pay off my mom's mortgages, donate a few million to her animal rescue organization and give her a personal gift of a few mil more. Buy my boyfriend an immense guitar collection and build him a custom guitar shop so he can make his own guitars. Buy my brother a few cars, a house, a summer house in Australia and give him a few mil to live off of so he can quit his job. Give my best friend a bunch of money to start his own game studio (as an investment!). Give a few more friends some fun-money. Travel and invest the rest for myself. Buy a house on the beach when I get back from my travels.
Three words: Backyard. Doggy. Playground!0 -
A man rushes into his house and yells, "Honey, pack your bags!! I just won the lottery!"
The wife says, "Omigosh! That's great! What should I pack? Warm clothes? Summertime clothes? We are we going?"
The man answers, "I don't care where you go. Pack, and get the f*** out!!!"
LMAO LOVE IT!!0 -
Well I only got $150 for our 5 tickets (not bad really!). But...
If I had won the Mega I would take the yearly payout, not the lump sum, so that I could manage it wisely. I would find a RELIABLE investment firm and invest 1/2 of whatever the payout was for each year. We would payoff all of our credit card debts and student loans. Then I would payoff our Condo in Seattle we're having difficulty selling, so that I wouldn't matter when it sells, or so that we have somewhere to stay when we go home to visit. I would help my in-laws, my best friend, my parents and sisters out with their financial problems. I would pay for my sister to get a divorce (long ridiculous story there). I would buy my own greenhouse and teach people how to raise exotic plants. Found a charitable organization of some kind. Start a college fund for children of families with serious illnesses. AND NEVER keep a job I hate for the rest of my life.0 -
First, I'd stop in at my buddy's Chevy dealership and order 7 new Corvette ZR-1's, all different colours for each day of the week.
I don't know who you are...but I like you.
Corvette ftw!0
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