Water up your a**

live2dream
live2dream Posts: 614 Member
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You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

Have you done it?
Would you recommend it?
How much did it cost?
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  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    I used to do it while I was on a medication that made...ummm..."going" nearly impossible. Did it once a month. Let me tell you, it is NOT pleasant, and rather humiliating (and I am not one who gets embarrassed easily!). Was about $60 each time. It did help for what I needed it for, though.
  • PatasDeGallina
    PatasDeGallina Posts: 155 Member
    Oh, this has to get bumped. :smile:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    I haven't. I like water to go in the other end. Is this a medical thing you need, or just for spa day?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    There is no research-based evidence that "colon hydrotherapy" is necessary or even desirable. Enemas are sometimes used in situations where someone is severely constipated, but outside of that, there is no medically recognized benefit, and some possible risks. Your body does a perfectly okay job cleaning itself out. If you are having problems with regularity, try slowly increasing your water and fiber intake.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I have nothing to add to this discussion, but I did want to commend the OP on what may be the best thread title to a legitimate question in a long time. Nicely done.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Nope haven't tried it but you win Thread Title Of the Day
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I've never done it, but when you put it this way, it sounds way more interesting.
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    I haven't. I like water to go in the other end. Is this a medical thing you need, or just for spa day?

    If it was medically necessary, I imagine a physician would be telling her she needs it, and that she probably wouldn't have time to stop and post on an internet forum about it.
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    Did any one get the idea of a turkey baster or some bottle with a small tube on the end???

    Wouldn't that be cheaper?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    no thanks. but if i ever get the urge to have water up my bum, ill just use a garden hose or a water flosser or a squirt gun or something.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Yes.
    No, the neighbors got kinda pissed about me doing it in the front yard with the garden hose...plus we had to throw the hose away.
    Free.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
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    This made me lawl. My little cousin has been saying this for months now. After YouTubing it, he is grounded if he continues to say it.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    According to Chau Che MD, with New York University:

    "Despite evidence to the contrary, the idea that colon cleansing is therapeutic by removing impurities, lives on. However, these claims largely fail to consider normal physiology. The digestive tract has inherent properties that work to clean our colon. After food ingestion, the small intestine absorbs nutrients and contracts to move indigestible residue into the colon. The colon continues the digestive process by absorbing and secreting electrolytes and fluids while its resident bacteria ferments the undigested food products. These are just some of the many mechanisms in which the digestive tract works in order to ensure that the colon does not become encrusted with fecal matter as some products claim. The black, rubbery material passed on a colon cleanse is actually a byproduct from the supplements and fiber in the colon cleansing product as opposed to old fecal material, in which consumers are led to believe."

    http://www.clinicalcorrelations.org/?p=1605
    Reviewed by Michael Poles MD and Fritz Francois MD, NYU Division of Gastroenterology
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    Did any one get the idea of a turkey baster or some bottle with a small tube on the end???

    Wouldn't that be cheaper?

    I read about something like this in a dirty story once, but OP if you just want to clean yourself out, I recommend KFC--quite affordable, pleasant going in, and swift reaction time.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    You ain't never seen a set on a cat like you have this one, Clark.
  • EbonySD
    EbonySD Posts: 142
    Tried it, would not recommend it. Unless you are literally full of s**t , nothing will come out. It's so not worth the discomfort.

    Try taking daily fiber supplements and focus on eating clean instead.
  • trishgrace
    trishgrace Posts: 279 Member
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    HaHaHa! love it.

    but to answer the originial question I have never heard of it and don't think that I want to. lol.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    Did any one get the idea of a turkey baster or some bottle with a small tube on the end???

    Wouldn't that be cheaper?

    I read about something like this in a dirty story once, but OP if you just want to clean yourself out, I recommend KFC--quite affordable, pleasant going in, and swift reaction time.

    oddly enough - taco bell does too. and they have the same parent company.

    also - i have nothing really to add, but i NEEDED to have this thread title in my history. *nods*
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?

    I haven't. I like water to go in the other end. Is this a medical thing you need, or just for spa day?

    If it was medically necessary, I imagine a physician would be telling her she needs it, and that she probably wouldn't have time to stop and post on an internet forum about it.

    I've seen many posts on forums about medically necessary procedures. Try again.
  • tngfordisney
    tngfordisney Posts: 115
    A trainer at a Gym told a friend of mine to have it done as part of a cleansing routine. he looked into it and found that there are people that do this kind of thing as a job. like message therapy. You make an appointment and can have it done over your lunch break. I couldn't believe that he was serious about getting it done.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Save the money and buy yourself a case of Budweiser. Same effect.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I discovered the pleasure of water up the *kitten* when I tried to go water skiing and couldn't get out of a squatted position.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    How much did it cost?

    It came as a bonus when I purchased a combo package.
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    This topic gives me the "pucker" effect! Yikes!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Was not sure what I was getting into coming in here. No I have not had it done, and it would have to be a HORRIBLE case of constipation for me to even try it.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    amazon.com has turkey basters for as low as $5.49...
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    You know- colon hydrotherapy :)

    Have you done it?
    Would you recommend it?
    How much did it cost?
    Just go to a pool that is shooting water out it's jets and put your *kitten* over it. Once you're full of water go do diarrhea in the toilet:flowerforyou:

    So far my method seems to be the only free one.
    Just don't fill up too much of you're gonna squirt on your way to the restroom:noway:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,419 Member
    All I could think of was jumping off a cliff into the ocean. . . or is that salt water up your @ss?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    amazon.com has turkey basters for as low as $5.49...

    Let's talk logistics...would this require an assistant, or would one just need flexibility? Now, I'm intrigued.

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