Water up your a**

I discovered the pleasure of water up the *kitten* when I tried to go water skiing and couldn't get out of a squatted position.

This!!!! I had this same sensation trying to learn how to barefoot ski off a pole on the side of a boat.. YEEEOOWWWWW!!!


Seriously, if you want a quick cleanse.... drink a 1/2 bottle of castor oil in orange juice. There is a reason they call castor oil
*kitten* quick!!! You better be near a toilet and plan on being there for a while.. but man you feel so clean afterwards

amazon.com has turkey basters for as low as $5.49...

Let's talk logistics...would this require an assistant, or would one just need flexibility? Now, I'm intrigued.

It depends on how motivated you are, and whether you want the experience to be "romantic" or not....

Just go to a pool that is shooting water out it's jets and put your *kitten* over it. Once you're full of water go do diarrhea in the toilet:flowerforyou:

So far my method seems to be the only free one.
Just don't fill up too much of you're gonna squirt on your way to the restroom:noway:

Gotta be careful with that method!

"You gotta wash yo assss!"

-Red Fox. God rest his smutty soul.

I've read that this can be dangerous if you do it too often. i wouldn't if i were you... unless your doctor says you need it or something.

amazon.com has turkey basters for as low as $5.49...

Let's talk logistics...would this require an assistant, or would one just need flexibility? Now, I'm intrigued.

It depends on how motivated you are, and whether you want the experience to be "romantic" or not....

There's an R&B love song in the making in here somewhere. Where did I leave that pitch pipe...?

Sounds more pleasant than taking these Colon Cleanse supplements I am taking. You're supposed to take 8 a day, 4 in the AM, 4 in the PM, and if one of the fiber ones touches your tongue it tastes like alfalfa, and hay. Alfalfa is actually on the ingredient list. It triggers my gag reflex, so I'm throwing back pills twice a day. I am taking them because I am backed up (I've gone like 3 times in the past 2 weeks). I drink plenty of water, and try to take fiber supplements, but I can't even stomach the strawberry chewable ones.

I guess if you feel comfortable doing that then go for it. Wouldn't do it too often though, or it'd wash away good bacteria...in there.

I'm legitimately confused right now....

:ohwell:

You know- colon hydrotherapy

Have you done it?
Would you recommend it?
How much did it cost?

I don't do anything like that to be honest, I leave my body to do its own job. The only time I have ever had an enema was during childbirth.

I have found a good run usually sorts out my "problems" :embarassed:

Just go to a pool that is shooting water out it's jets and put your *kitten* over it. Once you're full of water go do diarrhea in the toilet:flowerforyou:

So far my method seems to be the only free one.
Just don't fill up too much of you're gonna squirt on your way to the restroom:noway:

Gotta be careful with that method!

:noway: eyes.. cannot.. unsee! :laugh:

Just go to a pool that is shooting water out it's jets and put your *kitten* over it. Once you're full of water go do diarrhea in the toilet:flowerforyou:

So far my method seems to be the only free one.
Just don't fill up too much of you're gonna squirt on your way to the restroom:noway:

Gotta be careful with that method!

seriously want to know what happened before and after this part of the video lol. what is this from? a tv show?

It's my mom. It was horrible.

I CANNOT stop laughing. I have absolutely nothing to add but woohoo for an awesome ab workout!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.

I can't BREATH! Thanks OP for the laugh.

I used to be all into that "health therapy stuff". I did lemon juice enemas at home. It did make me squeaky clean.