Corrupt A Wish!

You get an infinite number of bananas, and you eat like 200 a day and the potassium messes up the balance of your body up and you turn into a chimp! (that sounds kinda fun though)

I wish for lots of steak from The Precinct (Cincinnati's best steakhouse)

You get an infinite number of bananas, and you eat like 200 a day and the potassium messes up the balance of your body up and you turn into a chimp! (that sounds kinda fun though)

I wish for lots of steak from The Precinct (Cincinnati's best steakhouse)

You will get lots of "steak from The Precinct", but the rules that govern the wish-giving is not very good with typed-to-verbal differences, and therefore gives you a lot of Stakes IN The Precinct of Cincinnati. You will then be posted at a stakeout OUTSIDE The Precinct and get to watch everyone eat the beloved steaks you desire so. Oh yeah, and you're a vegetarian now for some reason.

I wish I could know any mathematical formula and recite it from memory - even down to the quantum level.

You eat your fill of the best steak in Cincinnati, however you are surrounded by angry cattle upon leaving who trample you and have their revenge.

I wish for infinite wishes.

You will get infinite wishes of wishing for infinite wishes. Thus, never getting anything.

But succeeding at attaining more wishes!

You become the world's most renowned mathematician, but the knowledge you contain turns you into a babbling buffoon consumed in your mind with solving the most difficult mathematical equations.

I wish I was taller.

You get a dayshift but end up doing overtime


I wish for long beautiful curly hair

Poof....you're now Jose Canseco..the biggest *kitten* to ever play the game. Mark McGuire always shoots out your porch light, Jason Giambi keys all your cars, and you'll never be in the Hall of Fame.

I wish I could have a threesome with 2 female supermodels.....

I wish I could have a threesome with 2 female supermodels.....

You have your threesome, but one gives you gonorrhea and the other gives you crabs.

I wish Jeeves the valet would bring me a cup of nice fresh hot coffee every morning

He does, but it's spiked with something or other and slowly go crazy every day.

I wish I had a photographic memory so that studying would be easier.

You will get your coffee wish but Jeeves will spill it on you every time for eternity!

I wish for a goose that lays golden eggs! LoL

You travel to Europe, but when you arrive there you are taken into custody as a foreign fugitive with the same name, and you have no way to prove your innocence.

I wish I could take naps everyday ...

you get naps everyday, at random times, without any control of when, where, or how long.

I wish I had a larger penor.

I wish I had enough time off to hike the Appalachain trail.

your life ends in the same way as the old computer game... oregon trail..


I wish to always be happy.

your back is not so sore anymore...however, it is still mildly sore. lol!


i wish my fat project thats due on friday which i havent started would just do itself.