What are your fave Jillian Michaels quotes?

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  • LatinaGordita
    LatinaGordita Posts: 377 Member
    There is no modification for jumping jacks....I've seen 400 pound people doing jumping jacks. If they can do them, so can you!

    this is my favorite.... I would like to see a 400 pound person do jumping jacks.....just saying.....
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    "I'm no longer going to be on The Biggest Loser".

    :flowerforyou:
  • pinkyslippers
    pinkyslippers Posts: 188 Member
    I love the one in the cooldown for Ripped in 30 week 1 and she says 'most people don't show up in their own lives' - it always makes me feel really proud and a bit emotional LOL! :laugh:
  • sailingsal
    sailingsal Posts: 285 Member
    My 11 year old son loved her quote on Biggest loser "if your going to act like a victim, i'll victimise you" He finds Jillian amusing!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    "I want you to feel like you're going to die"

    "There is no alternative move to jumping jacks, DO IT"

    I'm always like, yes ma'am, please don't kick my *kitten*! :smile: I love her!
  • moran1917
    moran1917 Posts: 1,133 Member
    don't you dare stop or turn off the dvd!!

    how did she know that that was when i was close to giving up????
  • CampKelly
    CampKelly Posts: 172 Member
    If 400 lb. people can do juming jacks,so can you.
  • jazzykay1971
    jazzykay1971 Posts: 58
    You might feel a little stupid, but frankly, I dont care.

    Dont stop or I will come through the tv and beat your *kitten*!
  • garita93
    garita93 Posts: 267 Member
    If 400 lb. people can do jumping jacks,so can you.

    ^^THIS!!!! Made me feel like a big baby for pooping out! lol
  • happyhaunt
    happyhaunt Posts: 180 Member
    You're well on your way to being shredded!!
  • Liv829
    Liv829 Posts: 160
    "If you feel like you are going to die, follow Anita"
    Problem is, I WAS following Anita! : )
  • kayleesays
    kayleesays Posts: 564 Member
    I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS SAME THREAD! AHH!

    I ALWAYS crack up when she says, "I could always use a good chest fly in my life." Like Jillian, WTF.
  • mrscewinters
    mrscewinters Posts: 38 Member
    I don't have a favorite quote, but I do have a favorite response.... It isn't fit to repeat in polite company... :grumble:
  • cookieta76
    cookieta76 Posts: 91 Member
    "If you have a why, you can tolerate any how."

    (maybe not exact words, but very close)
  • danielle1983cov
    danielle1983cov Posts: 48
    'I can always use a good chest fly in my life'

    Not at all inspirational, but I always end up saying it along with her in a slightly mocking tone. That line really irritaes me and I don't know why!
  • kayleesays
    kayleesays Posts: 564 Member
    ''Your neck is not invited to this party''

    THIS, hahah.
  • danielle1983cov
    danielle1983cov Posts: 48
    I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS SAME THREAD! AHH!

    I ALWAYS crack up when she says, "I could always use a good chest fly in my life." Like Jillian, WTF.

    Glad it's not just me then!
  • medaglia_06
    medaglia_06 Posts: 282 Member
    "If you feel like you are going to die, follow Anita"
    Problem is, I WAS following Anita! : )

    Haha, that's what I always say!
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
    I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!
  • BeautyAndStrength50
    BeautyAndStrength50 Posts: 273 Member
    SHE HAS SO MANY THAT I LOVE.. DONT PHONE IT IN... YOU BOUGHT THIS DVD.. SQUEEZE YOUR *kitten*.. ON KILLER BUNS AND THIGHS.. LOL.. SHES FUNNY.. :)
  • NicoleElen
    NicoleElen Posts: 86 Member
    "Unless you puke, faint, or die keep going!"

    "You wanna look like a burrito in your prom dress? Huh, blondie?"


    BLEED BI*^% BLEED! Ha, love me some Kenny Powers.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    'I can always use a good chest fly in my life'

    Not at all inspirational, but I always end up saying it along with her in a slightly mocking tone. That line really irritaes me and I don't know why!

    Maybe because flies are annoying.
  • tulip07
    tulip07 Posts: 167 Member
    This one is in Cardio 1 in Body Revolution.

    She tells Omar during the last set of "Suicides" - "Take it easy. Don't go running through the wall" It's towards the very end of the DVD and I am already laughing because of the sorry state that I am in and this always gets me laughing out loud. :)
  • SafireBleu
    SafireBleu Posts: 881 Member
    "People say I have a bit of a Napoleon complex but it's okay I'm in therapy"

    "Get up, Get up, GET UP!!!!!" While clapping her hands my 3 yr old does it to me.
  • katscoots
    katscoots Posts: 255 Member
    " I know you wanna turn this DVD off right now" Why Yes, Jillian...I do!!!

    or: "Remember why you bought this DVD"
  • bsinno
    bsinno Posts: 344 Member
    "transformation is not a future state, but a present action"

    "you know when V talks into my chest, it hurts" - from ri30

    love her craziness
  • jaeone
    jaeone Posts: 649 Member
    Pain is fear leaving your body!! (30 day shred level 1 doing bicycle crunches.)
  • brandi22479
    brandi22479 Posts: 81 Member
    "I've got 400 lb people that can do jumping jacks, YOU CAN DO IT TOO!!" LOL! In her 30 minute shred, level 1. Cracks me up every time!
  • brandi22479
    brandi22479 Posts: 81 Member
    AAHHH!! Me too!! I say it too!! LOLOL!!
  • StephanieDJL
    StephanieDJL Posts: 130 Member
    Joining everyone else in saying: "I've got 400 lb people that can do jumping jacks, so can you!" - kills me every time! :laugh:

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