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The ^ < v game!
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^ It was hard fought, but I convinced her her humps were fine just like they were.
< Sure is missing that camel
v Is going to change our lives with the next post0 -
^ Probably plays acoustic very well
< Raven-Symone's twin
V Is pretty freaking awesome0 -
^ Has posing down to a Sexy Science
< Still Addicted To That "S"
V Looking for the Love Of There Life0 -
^ is addicted to sexy silver socks
< has a squirrel in jacket pocket
V once ate a squirrel, but thought it was chicken0 -
^Oh, that's a squirrel, I thought you were happy to see me
<doesn't eat squirrel any more since bullwinkle called and complained
v hangs out with Eskimos in Miami0 -
^ knows there's a huge underground Eskimo movement in Miami, having seal blubber imported by the plane-load
< is still happy to see you
V hasn't had enough caffiene to be happy to see anyone today0 -
^ is really happy
< someone stole the cup of coffee I had in my pocket
v came back from mars exhausted0 -
^ Is wrong about my caffeine content
< I'm happy to see you, but that's NOT a squirrel in my pocket
v Gets offended by euphamisms0 -
^ plays the guitar from many angles
< likes nature
V prefers the urban jungle0 -
^ Is a natural and also likes MFP
< once played Tarzan in a 4th grade school play
v sat in a pool filled with ice water for 12 hours straight0 -
^ is a kidney thief for a living
< luckily has one working kidney left after the incident of waking up in an alley in a kiddie pool filled with ice
V likes popcicles0 -
^ slashed the post man with a balloon filled with cherry cola.... just because
< has no talents
v walked on the moon.... before Neil Armstrong0 -
^ lacks carbonation
< has a postman named Lola. L-O-L-A Lola. lo lo lo lo lo lola
V Is kinky0 -
^posts a lot in the forums
<is currently eating lunch
v will probably work out tonight0 -
^ hope you're eating lunch 'with' cute dog, not 'of' cute dog
< iz working, not working out tonight :sad:
v works it - all the time.0 -
^ likes carbs
< wonders if dog is high in fat
V is a fan of adjectives0 -
^Should probably not go to the pet store!
< actually likes verbs better, they're much more fun!
v would really like a piece of apple pie with ice cream on top!0 -
^ is all about action
< enjoys apple pie with sharp cheddar on top. add a side of over easy eggs and that's my favorite meal.
V has never tried the eggs and pie combination0 -
^ likes dogs, and had a cute one in pic
< just looked up dog meat nutritional information... while wondering if I could steal a piece of pie
v doesn't know what a steam cannon is0 -
^ has never tasted a dog she hasn't liked
< the big, brown bunny ran hurriedly through my overgrown, organic garden
v walks like an Egyptian
can you say...computer lag...or I just type slowly0 -
^ types hieroglyphics slowly (carving is sloooow)
< egyptophile and had the luck to grow up near an Egyptian Museum, complete w/ re-created tomb. went several times a year!
v iz going to mummify themselves and archive their organs in canopic jars...0 -
^ worships Ra
< figures mumification is a great way to lose this stubborn water weight
V loves his/her mummy0 -
^ Knows that Bud Light used formaldehyde as one of its washes as recently as 2009
< Loves my mother but today is my Dad's birthday
v Is going to drink disgusting light beer then call his or her parents telling them that he or she loves them
Cheers.
-wtk0 -
^ would rather a stout or an ale
< actually went to the Budweiser plant in Saint Louis, once. It smelled like piss. They house the clydsdales just outside the city I live in. Draft horses are cool.
V prefers drafts to bottles0 -
^ Now drinks moonshine
< never drank a beer in my life... only had 3 glasses of wine. ever.... I am pathetic
v Wants the make moonshine0 -
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^ hasn't figured out yet that you can soak fruit in moonshine and enjoy a LOVELY fruit salad at work
< is a dirty hippie. does not bathe.
V does not log all exercise.0 -
^ Can see the future
< Does not log exercise
V Loves to dance naked0 -
^ only when drunk
< naked dancer
V naked right now0 -
^ iz a never nude - carries that guitar around for use as a fig leaf... :laugh:
< always has birthday suit underneath clothing
v is having a very merry unbirthday!0
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