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  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Twilight is such a great love story.

    Justin Bieber is such a sexy man.

    I'm so skinny.

    Of course you can cheat on me, why would I mind, babe?

    Hahaha..
  • xsarahlouise1
    xsarahlouise1 Posts: 9
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    I actually do look forward to Mondays. I usually have the day off work &it's my weigh in day so I look forward to seeing how my body has changed - measurements, body fat, etc :)
  • LadyRush
    LadyRush Posts: 95 Member
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    You never hear me say to my preteen "Go ahead, be a smartaleck! I love it!":tongue:

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  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    WOOHOO my credit score is 250!!
  • HollywoodDJ
    HollywoodDJ Posts: 296
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    I LOVE TAXES!!! (That's one you will never hear)
  • HollywoodDJ
    HollywoodDJ Posts: 296
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    To a coworker:

    " I just LOVE the way you take credit for things you had nothing to do with and never fail to throw everyone--including your employer--under the bus every chance you get. It's the kind of awesome behavior I want to emulate. Frankly, you're a rockstar"


    OMG I SO LOVE THIS AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!! I'd also like to add to that "I hope being an effin LIAR and MASTER-MANIPULATOR is totally worth everyone knowing what a complete ****HEAD you are!!!!"
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
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    you never hear- "WOW! That guy looks so manly in those skinny jeans!"
  • laurieblair2012
    laurieblair2012 Posts: 106
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    Does this make my butt look too small?

    That diamond is way too big!

    I'm so glad your mother is coming to visit!

    Hairy butts are so sexy!

    Your boobs are just way too big.
  • cconeill
    cconeill Posts: 54 Member
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    I love paying $3.89 per gallon for gas
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Never mind :grumble:
  • NSQuintana
    NSQuintana Posts: 207
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    Twilight is such a great love story.

    Justin Bieber is such a sexy man.

    I'm so skinny.

    Of course you can cheat on me, why would I mind, babe?

    :laugh: THAT'S AWESOME!! :laugh:
  • NSQuintana
    NSQuintana Posts: 207
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    Thanks for leaving the dishes for me while I was gone all week, honey!

    Those mud marks look great on my white carpet.

    I'm glad you didn't replace the toilet paper roll.

    No, no, my sweater is supposed to be that small after it goes thru the dryer, thanks honey!

    Yes, I'd love to listen to your unsolicited sales pitch during dinner, thanks for calling.

    :laugh: NICE!!!!:laugh:
  • DsAdvocate
    DsAdvocate Posts: 93 Member
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    I love paying $3.89 per gallon for gas

    Seriously?! I would LOVE to pay that much for gas. I'm paying almost $6/gal.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    'there is nothing more refreshing than an old person behind the wheel'

    'you know what, i that smooze jazz really does liven up a room'

    'the gas prices seem fair and reasonable'

    'politicians, while capable and fairly paid, do seem to work too hard.'
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Dieting is awesome fun!
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
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    It's okay. You finishing so fast makes me have less work to do.
  • Whinchat
    Whinchat Posts: 84 Member
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    I love paying $3.89 per gallon for gas

    If that's all we had to pay in the UK I'd be over the moon. I know a US gallon is slightly less than a UK (imperial) gallon but over here it's the equivalent of $9 per US gallon (once you mess around with currency exchange etc etc).
  • Britt2Fitjrny
    Britt2Fitjrny Posts: 558 Member
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    "YES!!! GAS PRICES ARE GOING UP!!"

    "You want to give me a raise? No Thanks..."
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    'politicians, while capable and fairly paid, do seem to work too hard.'

    That's because no one can actually SAY this without instantly stimulating the gag reflex & projectile vomitting...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    No, please continue on with your self-righteous rant about how awesome you are...I'll go here and kick the cat in the corner

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