im bored...enterain me

iam_thatdude
iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
just dont hurt yourself
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  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    What state is the most surrounded by water?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What state is the most surrounded by water?

    Hawaii
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The hairier side
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    What state is the most surrounded by water?

    Hawaii

    CORRECT!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?

    Ill never know as I punched him in the face for talking to me.
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The hairier side

    No, the outside.
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
  • chrisc16
    chrisc16 Posts: 94
    We don't need TV to entertain us, get it? I said *kitten*.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?

    He wrote. "Your exact weight" on the paper
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?

    although this one is probably true! lol!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    id be in 2nd place
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why are man hole covers round?
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    id be in 2nd place

    Correct
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    2nd place
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

    Yesm
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    she's a photographer and took his picture

    (for the "shoots him, holds him under water, and hangs him" one...)
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    2nd place...unless you passed the person in first place as well
  • 2nd place
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I was bored...now super amused!!
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The outside
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole

    manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Why are man hole covers round?

    so they can't fall in the hole, if they were square, they could be turned diagonally and fall in but round ones cannot
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
    A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?
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