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  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

    Yesm
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    she's a photographer and took his picture

    (for the "shoots him, holds him under water, and hangs him" one...)
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
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    If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    2nd place...unless you passed the person in first place as well
  • shannoni_23
    shannoni_23 Posts: 25
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    2nd place
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    I was bored...now super amused!!
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
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    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The outside
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole

    manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Why are man hole covers round?

    so they can't fall in the hole, if they were square, they could be turned diagonally and fall in but round ones cannot
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole

    manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.

    d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?

    He shaves himself everyday regardless of whether it is his job or not.
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
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    A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?

    He is lying. If he were telling the truth he would be contradicting himself. However the "truth" is that he lies sometimes (like in this instance...)
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
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    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    The hairier side

    No, the outside.

    No, the windy side.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why are man hole covers round?
    so the cover doesn't fall into the hole

    manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.

    d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL

    well it is technically true and I like the alliteration
  • missy787
    missy787 Posts: 35
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    Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?

    THE OUTSIDE! :P
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol

    Where are you and why? Entertain US with your story to pass the time. :)
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    A Tennessee man was in court to be sentenced for theft. The judge told the man, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to five years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to ten years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
  • LeoQuin
    LeoQuin Posts: 56 Member
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    Childhood riddle: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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