What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?

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  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    One afternoon, while on vacation to Pacific Grove, CA, the above poster [name removed to protect the guilty] decided to spice up life.

    At 1:34pm local time, the accused, while singing Edge of Glory by Lady GaGa according to witnesses, proceeded to molest several helpless butterflies.

    Police were called to the scene. Upon arrived authorities served a $500 fine to the accused. On receipt of said fine, the accused began shouting obscenities and bombed authorities with whey protein powder. An arrest was made and the accused is currently awaiting trial.

    :)
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Allegedly helping a fugitive flee the authorities.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    unsolicited doorknob polishing...
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Uncalled for glasses adjusting....
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    dancing naked in a public fountain
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Jumping into the giant aquarium at Sea World, then peeing in it.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Switching the trail markers around so people head in the wrong direction.
  • Iheartpsychosis
    Iheartpsychosis Posts: 59
    Bestiality lol.
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    Operating a camel without a license.
  • torygirl79
    torygirl79 Posts: 307 Member
    Running his cat as a candidate for Mayor
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    Frightening seahorses
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    stealing gnomes from people's yards
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    running naked through the grocery store with just his hat on grabbing mellons and screaming, "Free the mellons! Free the Mellons" then tripping and knocking over the Bannana display and hitting a 72 year old lady with his mellons and bannana's.....It was tragic......Interestingly, she kept the bannana
  • 180farm
    180farm Posts: 230
    Stealing soccer balls from young children then making them run the track.
  • sdoldsMD2013
    sdoldsMD2013 Posts: 128
    Stealing mangosteens from the farmer's market
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Assaulting a fire hydrant with a shovel.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
    Copyright infringement from the "Wizard of Oz."
    "Oh, Toto!'
  • dancingqueen42
    dancingqueen42 Posts: 4
    Laughing at toddlers when they trip.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    tripping toddlers and the elderly...
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Cartwheeling through a government building.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Being sassy to the mayor of Springfield.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Ran a fixed pokemon tournament.
  • budhandy
    budhandy Posts: 305 Member
    danced naked to justin beiber...not arrsted for the nakid part lol
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Baby, baby, baby No! :-P
  • budhandy
    budhandy Posts: 305 Member
    lmao
  • Sleekit
    Sleekit Posts: 80 Member
    streaking
  • budhandy
    budhandy Posts: 305 Member
    robbed an adult book store
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Poked holes in all the wine bottle corks at the liquor store.
  • TEZofAllTrades
    TEZofAllTrades Posts: 51 Member
    Threw blood on socialites fur coat
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Writing "it's hammer time" on every stop sign you find.
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