TOM Question

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    My wife did not bleed for 9 months, then like a TON all at once. And now we have the left overs that we have to feed and buy things for.
    so, don't go 9 months without bleeding.

    OMG!!! This exact thing happened to me. Did your wife all push a tiny human out of her vagina? Personally, I found that rather painful. And now the tiny humans won't go away.

    It did!!! I was like tiny human. Next time try a whole person. Or make me a sandwich.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    That one doesnt work on vampires....werewolves either really....:noway:

    That's when you pull out the big guns...explosive diarrhea. Unless he's into that :huh:

    RAWR
  • kooldill
    kooldill Posts: 21 Member
    you know how you fix that head ache problem you come to your lady with 2 advil's and a glass of water when she asks what is that for you tell her for your headache when she says I dont have a headache its on like donkey kong 13427445.png
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
    well, you just have to get him over the whole 'Nickelback' thing \m/
  • Heidi_M78
    Heidi_M78 Posts: 143 Member
    No. Not once a month. Every 28 days
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
    well, you just have to get him over the whole 'Nickelback' thing \m/

    Now I have a headache.
  • aj_31
    aj_31 Posts: 994 Member
    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.

    You just lay a towel on the bed and your good!!


    Ewwww... that's is just nasty

    I agree!

    Really it doesn't make that much of a difference and usually its not that messy. Shower is always good too.
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    Shower curtain is a great idea - thanks for the post!!!
    Spray yourselves in stickum too, to help with the slipperiness.

    Never thought about using a shower curtain! great idea!! and the stickum....you are a genius!!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    Personally, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    That'y why do it in the butt...no blood, but you have to deal with some *kitten*.
  • DavetheHYNIC
    DavetheHYNIC Posts: 318 Member
    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.


    Doesn't stop nothing but a sentence.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I never let a li'l thing like crime scene vagina stop me. What's better than an orgasm for relaxing cramps anyway?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    That'y why do it in the butt...no blood, but you have to deal with some *kitten*.

    I've always liked you.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Never trust anything that bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die...just sayin'.
  • ReadySara
    ReadySara Posts: 86 Member
    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.

    You just lay a towel on the bed and your good!!

    depending on how much you flow... some girls can have heavy ones when the others are light, I would think seeing the blood clogs would make it sick, even if you took a shower befor, showering is not going to make it stop.

    Ewwww... that's is just nasty

    I agree!

    Really it doesn't make that much of a difference and usually its not that messy. Shower is always good too.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    Why not just do it in the shower? All problems solved. Right?

    When my wife did have a TOM this was a required job for me she said that it made it go faster....hope that wan't to much TMI but it worked for her.....sorta worked for me too.....LOL!
  • Charliesuccess
    Charliesuccess Posts: 181 Member
    I NEVER have a headace! EVER!
  • ReadySara
    ReadySara Posts: 86 Member
    That'y why do it in the butt...no blood, but you have to deal with some *kitten*.

    True that, true that :wink:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    No. Not once a month. Every 28 days
    wasn't there a movie about that? \m/
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
    well, you just have to get him over the whole 'Nickelback' thing \m/

    Word.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Why not just do it in the shower? All problems solved. Right?

    When my wife did have a TOM this was a required job for me she said that it made it go faster....hope that wan't to much TMI but it worked for her.....sorta worked for me too.....LOL!

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  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    I just make sure we do it on her side of the bed. problem solved
  • slsmoot123
    slsmoot123 Posts: 98 Member
    Hahahahaa, yall are hilarious :D
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    I never let a li'l thing like crime scene vagina stop me. What's better than an orgasm for relaxing cramps anyway?

    "Crime Scene Vagina" Bahahahahaha! (That might be a great metal band name.)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    No. Not once a month. Every 28 days
    wasn't there a movie about that? \m/

    Yeah...it's called "Teeth"...
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    I just make sure we do it on her side of the bed. problem solved

    Thats why he picks my side of the bed, but only when its "that time"!! Well I'll make sure I pick the next time!! I'll see how he likes it!!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    No. Not once a month. Every 28 days
    wasn't there a movie about that? \m/

    Yeah...it's called "Teeth"...

    haha I saw that one! :)
  • Erica002
    Erica002 Posts: 293 Member
    Sex is great during TOM. It does wonders...now only if you have a guy that's down for it. lol
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    As my husband says - we are the only being that bleeds for a week every month and lives - more proof that we're evil...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Sex is great during TOM. It does wonders...now only if you have a guy that's down for it. lol

    You get used to that penny-like taste...
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