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for those of you who didn't get it:
I WAS KIDDING! I honestly don't mind if he calls or not. Truly. Really. Honestly. I'm twenty-****ing-two. I'm not looking to settle down. Sheesh!0 -
for those of you who didn't get it:
I WAS KIDDING! I honestly don't mind if he calls or not. Truly. Really. Honestly. I'm twenty-****ing-two. I'm not looking to settle down. Sheesh!
I TOTALLY LOVE THE "GAG REFLEX" COMMENT! BRILLIANT!!! Thanks for the laugh!0 -
Is that why your on MFP complaining about it?0
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Is that why your on MFP complaining about it?
See the title of the message board? It's "chit-chat, fun, and games." Re-****ing-lax girl. Take the measuring tape off your hands and eat the red bell pepper. Chill.0 -
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died.
They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM!
He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
Okay, this makes total sense. I am enlightened.0 -
perhaps as he walked off I should have screamed, "but I don't have a gag reflex! I DONT HAVE A GAG REFLEX!"
I totally LOL'd! And I don't even SAY LOL!0 -
Yes..... 3 Day rule... Maybe he just doesn't want to come off as being too needy or clingy, eager or deperate. That would be bad. You don't want a needy/clingy/desperate dude do you?0
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You're right it's fun to poke at people with eating disorders. Let me tell you I'd much rather have anorexia than be a stalker who is full of themselves. Grow up. I could see why he wouldn't call you . You're crazy.0
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Is this a trick question or am i on PUNKED?-Ty0
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You're right it's fun to poke at people with eating disorders. Let me tell you I'd much rather have anorexia than be a stalker who is full of themselves. Grow up. I could see why he wouldn't call you . You're crazy.
oh hunny, I have an eating disorder. We're on the same boat. wah wah wah.
and the stalker part was a joke, but apparently you don't have a sense of humor. boo hoo.0 -
Thats why your.....skinnny? Hmm. whatever *****. I have more important things to than sit on a message board with an immature child who will likely never grow up.0
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perhaps as he walked off I should have screamed, "but I don't have a gag reflex! I DONT HAVE A GAG REFLEX!"
Hilarious!!!0 -
BUSTED! I know who this is it's xPOOKIEx, i know im right on this even your sig is the sameThats why your.....skinnny? Hmm. whatever *****. I have more important things to than sit on a message board with an immature child who will likely never grow up.0 -
he's a silly man if he doesn't all you back, your stunning :-)0
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Thats why your.....skinnny? Hmm. whatever *****. I have more important things to than sit on a message board with an immature child who will likely never grow up.
OMG. Really? I'm sure she's sitting at home crying over this.0 -
OMG ... I just choked on my canolli I am trying to eat from laughing so hard :laugh:0
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I'm not xPOOKIEx0
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OMG ... I just choked on my canolli I am trying to eat from laughing so hard :laugh:
choking, hard and canolli sounds funny in the same sentence.0 -
This is a joke **topic post.... Right? :laugh:
No woman in her right mind counts the hours since encounters and such...0 -
That's definitely not me....0
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LOL. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - you should watch it!W0
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BUSTED! I know who this is it's xPOOKIEx, i know im right on this even your sig is the sameThats why your.....skinnny? Hmm. whatever *****. I have more important things to than sit on a message board with an immature child who will likely never grow up.
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Is that why your on MFP complaining about it?
See the title of the message board? It's "chit-chat, fun, and games." Re-****ing-lax girl. Take the measuring tape off your hands and eat the red bell pepper. Chill.
Meh, she's probably just hungry. Her user name is Anorexic***** after all.0 -
Oh no you didnt-TyIs that why your on MFP complaining about it?
See the title of the message board? It's "chit-chat, fun, and games." Re-****ing-lax girl. Take the measuring tape off your hands and eat the red bell pepper. Chill.
Meh, she's probably just hungry. Her user name is Anorexic***** after all.0 -
Probably believes in the 3 day rule. That or he actually is busy.
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died.
They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM!
He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
AWESOME!! Classic Barney.0 -
perhaps as he walked off I should have screamed, "but I don't have a gag reflex! I DONT HAVE A GAG REFLEX!"
PMSL!!!! I love it! Probably would have worked too.
I met my hubby when I was 21 and he was 33. I can't remember if he called the next day or not though. Not to worry, lots of fish out there!
"I don't have a gag reflex!" Brilliant!0 -
If you're freaking out after only 13 hours and no call and you JUST met this guy, I'm thinking you maybe give off a desperate vibe, which would be more of a turn-off than your age.0
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If you're freaking out after only 13 hours and no call and you JUST met this guy, I'm thinking you maybe give off a desperate vibe, which would be more of a turn-off than your age.
I'm thinking it might help if ppl would read thru the replies b4 posting :ohwell: i mean it's only 3 pages so far:laugh:0 -
Probably believes in the 3 day rule. That or he actually is busy.
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died.
They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM!
He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
ROFLMAO0
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