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  • Posts: 193 Member
    Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.

    It doesn't matter anyway because I'm banned from that thread. And can I just say I'm really offended by being told where I can post.

    Moderators? Remove these people.

    Also, while I'm here - if anyone else is a special snowflake like me please feel free to add me!
  • Posts: 559 Member
    So are you saying these people are excluded from the ban?

    Banned for daring to question me!
  • Posts: 569

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    no lets ban the boys and do no fitness at all and call it mygals.com
  • Posts: 1,198 Member
    Also, while I'm here - if anyone else is a special snowflake like me please feel free to add me!
    I'm unique, just like everybody else. I've been called flaky, but never a snowflake. *sniff*
  • Posts: 340 Member
    ban the banners then we become banners and are banned and the circle never ends and the ban plays on

    "So we waved our hands as we marched along
    And the people smiled as we sang our song
    And the world was saved as they listened to the band.
    And the Banner-Man held the banner high

    He was ten feet tall and he touched the sky
    And I wish that I could be a Banner-Man."

    Lyrics from Blue Mink's song from the 70's ... yeah I know it is like ... ancient - so ban me!! :laugh: ... seemed appropriate somehow .. for those of you who have never even heard of it here is a link .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1YNg03DBdc

    and is it too impertinent of me to suggest that the OP should change his username to Banner man .... or would that incur a banning order on myself??? :ohwell:
  • Posts: 898 Member
    Oh... and can we ban EVERYONE who plays the "Ban the person above you" game?
  • Posts: 898 Member
    Wow... thought you were joking. There really IS a haiku thread.
  • Posts: 528 Member

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    ^This
  • Posts: 9,543 Member
    ... EVERYBODY?

    Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?

    So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?

    So you're saying caught and cot are not pronounced the same? :huh:
  • Posts: 302 Member
    serioulsy i get irked when i see the lets ban these... unbelievable.

    love your sarcasm.

    ps. i don't have a profile pic of myself because i do not take pics of myself LOL. simple. ha
  • Posts: 1,650 Member
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  • Posts: 607 Member
    Bump.... saving to read at a later date. And I am offended that I would be banned for doing so!
  • Posts: 1,259 Member
    Caught in a sentence: I caught the ball....
    Cot in a sentence: the baby sleeps in a cot......

    Lets ban all those who don't agree with me.....:drinker:
  • Caught in a sentence: I caught the ball....
    Cot in a sentence: the baby sleeps in a cot......

    Lets ban all those who don't agree with me.....:drinker:

    I agree with you. Which I think I should be banned for.
  • Posts: 557 Member
    OH PLEASE ban those ppl who spell "lose" "loose"!!
    and the grammer nazis who correct them all the time:happy:
  • Posts: 272 Member
    ban all those younger and older than me :tongue:
  • Posts: 989 Member
    I have no idea what a soft boiled egg is.

    I know GTFO!
  • Posts: 359
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.
  • Posts: 359
    Bump.... saving to read at a later date. And I am offended that I would be banned for doing so!

    You have been banned. Delete your account and move along.
  • Posts: 272 Member
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.

    yes ban all those across the pond!
  • Posts: 60 Member
    Is there a ban for over-use of smileys? If not I propose we set the limit at a very generous 2 per post maximum.
  • Posts: 395 Member

    yes ban all those across the pond!
    We should just ban the Canucks, because they have better TV shows.
    And the Yanks for watching them.

    And I agree the Aliens should be banned for low BMI Have you seen Thor lately on "Stargate"
    Now I am Caught for watching TV shows from Canada,
    BANNED!
  • Posts: 1,198 Member
    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.
    Not all aliens.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5gAqYlLWkVTkEEUnk3piWRZ76WsSoeN-knRRjNLBY0JBL9PcE
    Leia's BMI: 19. Jabba the Hutt's BMI: 5,472
  • Posts: 1,430 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.

    :bigsmile: What about people who only use the word ^THIS^?
  • Posts: 8,810 Member

    :bigsmile: What about people who only use the word ^THIS^?

    THIS!
  • Posts: 1,430 Member
    I have no idea what a soft boiled egg is.

    I know GTFO!

    GTFO = Google the F**k Out-of-it?

    Am I old, I should be banned for being old I think!
  • Posts: 193 Member

    yes ban all those across the pond!

    And ban the pond as well! No good stupid pond.
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