Can we please ban...

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  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    but, but , but.....I DO Cardio!!!!

    Every time you do cardio a fairy dies - what is WRONG with you????

    please repost on the haiku thread
    Every time you do
    cardio a fairy dies.
    what is wrong with you?

    :flowerforyou:
    Not sure I can condone that. I pronounce "Every" with three syllables.

    It doesn't matter anyway because I'm banned from that thread. And can I just say I'm really offended by being told where I can post.

    Moderators? Remove these people.

    Also, while I'm here - if anyone else is a special snowflake like me please feel free to add me!
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    ... EVERYBODY?

    [blah blah blah ] ... Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    [yada yada]
    So are you saying these people are excluded from the ban?

    Banned for daring to question me!
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    no lets ban the boys and do no fitness at all and call it mygals.com
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    Also, while I'm here - if anyone else is a special snowflake like me please feel free to add me!
    I'm unique, just like everybody else. I've been called flaky, but never a snowflake. *sniff*
  • kazhowe
    kazhowe Posts: 340 Member
    ban the banners then we become banners and are banned and the circle never ends and the ban plays on

    "So we waved our hands as we marched along
    And the people smiled as we sang our song
    And the world was saved as they listened to the band.
    And the Banner-Man held the banner high

    He was ten feet tall and he touched the sky
    And I wish that I could be a Banner-Man."

    Lyrics from Blue Mink's song from the 70's ... yeah I know it is like ... ancient - so ban me!! :laugh: ... seemed appropriate somehow .. for those of you who have never even heard of it here is a link .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1YNg03DBdc

    and is it too impertinent of me to suggest that the OP should change his username to Banner man .... or would that incur a banning order on myself??? :ohwell:
  • jenj1313
    jenj1313 Posts: 898 Member
    Oh... and can we ban EVERYONE who plays the "Ban the person above you" game?
  • jenj1313
    jenj1313 Posts: 898 Member
    Wow... thought you were joking. There really IS a haiku thread.
  • castlerobber
    castlerobber Posts: 528 Member
    I think we should just ban all the girls and change the name to myfitnessbuds.com

    Let's ban all the boys and call it myfitnessgal.com

    ^This
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    ... EVERYBODY?

    Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?

    So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?

    So you're saying caught and cot are not pronounced the same? :huh:
  • soulynyc
    soulynyc Posts: 302 Member
    serioulsy i get irked when i see the lets ban these... unbelievable.

    love your sarcasm.

    ps. i don't have a profile pic of myself because i do not take pics of myself LOL. simple. ha
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    uɐq uʍopǝpısdn
  • tpittsley77
    tpittsley77 Posts: 607 Member
    Bump.... saving to read at a later date. And I am offended that I would be banned for doing so!
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Caught in a sentence: I caught the ball....
    Cot in a sentence: the baby sleeps in a cot......

    Lets ban all those who don't agree with me.....:drinker:
  • BrokenButterfly
    BrokenButterfly Posts: 224
    Caught in a sentence: I caught the ball....
    Cot in a sentence: the baby sleeps in a cot......

    Lets ban all those who don't agree with me.....:drinker:

    I agree with you. Which I think I should be banned for.
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    OH PLEASE ban those ppl who spell "lose" "loose"!!
    and the grammer nazis who correct them all the time:happy:
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
    ban all those younger and older than me :tongue:
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    I have no idea what a soft boiled egg is.

    I know GTFO!
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    Bump.... saving to read at a later date. And I am offended that I would be banned for doing so!

    You have been banned. Delete your account and move along.
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.

    yes ban all those across the pond!
  • Jodieh75
    Jodieh75 Posts: 60 Member
    Is there a ban for over-use of smileys? If not I propose we set the limit at a very generous 2 per post maximum.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.

    yes ban all those across the pond!
    We should just ban the Canucks, because they have better TV shows.
    And the Yanks for watching them.

    And I agree the Aliens should be banned for low BMI Have you seen Thor lately on "Stargate"
    Now I am Caught for watching TV shows from Canada,
    BANNED!
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.
    Not all aliens.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5gAqYlLWkVTkEEUnk3piWRZ76WsSoeN-knRRjNLBY0JBL9PcE
    Leia's BMI: 19. Jabba the Hutt's BMI: 5,472
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.

    :bigsmile: What about people who only use the word ^THIS^?
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    The idea of banning everyone offends me. I'm going to report you and then go eat my exercise calories...er...I mean not eat them. I get confused *alot* because I am working hard to *loose* weight.

    :bigsmile: What about people who only use the word ^THIS^?

    THIS!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    I have no idea what a soft boiled egg is.

    I know GTFO!

    GTFO = Google the F**k Out-of-it?

    Am I old, I should be banned for being old I think!
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    Ban all Americans.

    Ban all Canadians because we live next to the Americans.

    Ban everyone else in the world because they secretly drink our maple syrup and watch US TV shows.

    Ban all aliens because their BMI is like, 4, and that's just not fair.

    yes ban all those across the pond!

    And ban the pond as well! No good stupid pond.

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