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If your other half said this, what would YOU say?

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  • stacygayle
    stacygayle Posts: 349 Member
    Do I get sex afterwards??? Then yes....
    If no, then sex before will work :laugh:

    that's what my husband would say
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    "Are you going to take advantage of me?"


    LOL, this one too! If the answers yes, then im in!! ;)
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,511 Member
    Does this mean you got the job at the morgue then?
  • Warmbloodwear
    Warmbloodwear Posts: 387 Member
    faced down or up?

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • ScientistStudy
    ScientistStudy Posts: 249 Member
    Hahaha amazing topic.

    Mine would just repeatedly ask.. what?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Are handcuffs involved?

    Or

    Can handcuffs be included?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Will you make me a sammich after?

    And are you bringing friends
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    I dated someone who thought I should be able to drag his lifeless body from the wilderness and would lay in the yard and make me try to drag him but I couldn't even get him to budge.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    and you want to do this WHY?....
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    I assume you died naked and can't talk.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I totally LOVE necrophilia role play games.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I'm assuming the beer was his 'last meal' request, actually.
  • skybird455
    skybird455 Posts: 172 Member
    can I wear high heels and fishnets?
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    I have no idea what I would say, but now I'm going to have to ask my husband this and see what HE says.
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    "Ok, exactly how much life insurance did you buy?"
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Having been a Medic in the Army, and seeing you are a nurse...do I get a sammich with that beer?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    We need to stop watching CSI.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Are you high!?

    ^^^ THAT! yesss
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Are you high!?

    ^^^ THAT! yesss

    so yes you are high or thats what you would say?
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    As my husband is the serious one, he would probably say "um... WHAT?!"
    If he asked me, I would laugh my *kitten* of and say "ABSOLUTELY!"... anything to get him to goof around
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    You'll find me in the bathtub.
  • UrbanRunner81
    UrbanRunner81 Posts: 1,207 Member
    i wouldn't even blink if my husband said this to me. he says random stuff to me all the time.

    I'd say sure and don't forget to pick up dinner.
  • grex1949
    grex1949 Posts: 125 Member
    What would really be fun if you staged a "pretend autopsy". Sure, it could get messy, but what a blast!
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    WTF?
  • UrbanRunner81
    UrbanRunner81 Posts: 1,207 Member
    You'll find me in the bathtub.

    ^^^ perfect
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
    id ask if playing dead came with a happy ending =D
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    Uhhh...what? :huh:
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    I'm a mortician, so no biggie on my end.



    And yes, I have asked my significant other to do this.
  • shiseido_faerie
    shiseido_faerie Posts: 771 Member
    I asked...he laughed and said "uh, why?" lol
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I totally LOVE necrophilia role play games.

    ha! def something along the necro line. :)
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