Protein Shake Farts Versus Women's Perfume

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  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I'd pick perfume also, if it's "clean."

    If it's that Pink Sugar perfume that smells like a cheap hooker? Not so much.
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    I'd pick perfume also, if it's "clean."

    If it's that Pink Sugar perfume that smells like a cheap hooker? Not so much.

    hahahaha, I have some of that Pink Sugar perfume! I'll be sure not to wear it to the gym! :wink:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I'd pick perfume also, if it's "clean."
    If it's that Pink Sugar perfume that smells like a cheap hooker? Not so much.
    hahahaha, I have some of that Pink Sugar perfume! I'll be sure not to wear it to the gym! :wink:
    I do too! I hate the powdery or musky scents that choke you.
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    I'd pick perfume also, if it's "clean."

    If it's that Pink Sugar perfume that smells like a cheap hooker? Not so much.

    hahahaha, I have some of that Pink Sugar perfume! I'll be sure not to wear it to the gym! :wink:

    Or maybe it's Pink Kiss........yeah, that's it, Pink Kiss. Cause surely I would NEVER choose anything that smells like a cheap hooker! (going to take my red light bulb out of the porch light)!!! TOTALLY KIDDING!!
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    I can't get over the fact that something that came out of your butt is in my lungs
    Then you're really not going to like this:

    Matter cannot be created or destroyed. It just is. So over the however-many-billions-of-years our universe has existed, there has been the same amount of matter.

    With this in mind, matter is recycled throughout the universe. A supernova destroys a star a billion years ago...a baby is born here. So you are ancient. You are stardust.

    That said, a fart also has--in very microscopic levels--mass. So you could say that you are farting something ancient and wonderful and mysterious. But, while it doesn't have the same molecular component, the same bit parts...the hadrons and quarks and protons and electrons...that make up your farts make up your lungs and, more importantly you.

    So in the same way that you, and everyone around you, is parts of recycled stars...you and everyone you know is also recycled farts.

    Does it still seem so bad?
    -wtk
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    Any body smell in the gym is 10x worse then normal. All that body heat makes a light perfume over powering (I learned that the hard way when I was suddenly able to smell the scented lotion I put on 10hours earlier) and unnoticeable BO because gag worthy. :sick: I've learned what gym members to avoid working out near.

    I've had the same problem with a lotion too. OOPS! Lesson learned, I definitely don't need anything to make me more self conscious at the gym! :embarassed:
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    I can't get over the fact that something that came out of your butt is in my lungs
    Then you're really not going to like this:

    Matter cannot be created or destroyed. It just is. So over the however-many-billions-of-years our universe has existed, there has been the same amount of matter.

    With this in mind, matter is recycled throughout the universe. A supernova destroys a star a billion years ago...a baby is born here. So you are ancient. You are stardust.

    That said, a fart also has--in very microscopic levels--mass. So you could say that you are farting something ancient and wonderful and mysterious. But, while it doesn't have the same molecular component, the same bit parts...the hadrons and quarks and protons and electrons...that make up your farts make up your lungs and, more importantly you.

    So in the same way that you, and everyone around you, is parts of recycled stars...you and everyone you know is also recycled farts.

    Does it still seem so bad?
    -wtk

    So.......what you're saying is..................NO REALLY, that's crazy - but I am a huge supporter of recycling - so maybe it's not so bad after all (now there's still the issue of SMELL - damn stinky star)! :ohwell:
  • sunsetwest
    sunsetwest Posts: 199 Member
    And this is why I don't go to a gym. Do I have to choose between an allergy attack and farts?! That's like asking me to choose between marmite and......marmite.

    I actually can't choose. They're both horrible. Also, hilarious topic. :laugh: Thanks, I needed that.

    marmite, eh? haha

    i would choose farts because they eventually dissipate ... perfume LINGERS. i just inherited a pretty good wrist rest and matching mouse pad that also has a wrist cushion, but they are SOAKED with awful White Diamonds perfume aroma. I don't know how to get rid of it! They are super comfortable, but I can't stand this smell much longer ...
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    And this is why I don't go to a gym. Do I have to choose between an allergy attack and farts?! That's like asking me to choose between marmite and......marmite.

    I actually can't choose. They're both horrible. Also, hilarious topic. :laugh: Thanks, I needed that.

    marmite, eh? haha

    i would choose farts because they eventually dissipate ... perfume LINGERS. i just inherited a pretty good wrist rest and matching mouse pad that also has a wrist cushion, but they are SOAKED with awful White Diamonds perfume aroma. I don't know how to get rid of it! They are super comfortable, but I can't stand this smell much longer ...

    Aww man, I had some white diamonds once.......yes, never again! Pressure-behind-the-eyes strong!!! I say burn them - it's not worth their comfyness! :wink:
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    I'd much rather smell a fart than perfume. A fart wont trigger my asthma, perfume does. There seems to be a theory atm, the stonger the perfume the 'better' it is. :grumble:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    just to add

    the name of the perfume I am wearing today is Sexy Giant Isopod

    purchased it because i appreciate truth in advertising

    so if you're smelling a chick that reminds you of an alluring, if large ocean-dwelling crustacean,

    yeah, you're exercising next to me

    sorry
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    You are stardust.

    Not to change the subject, but that line reminded me of a song..............I'm old enough to remember this event, and to have wished to have BEEN there!

    Woodstock
    by Joni Mitchell

    I came upon a child of God
    He was walking along the road
    And I asked him where are you going
    And this he told me
    I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm *
    I'm going to join in a rock 'n' roll band
    I'm going to camp out on the land
    I'm going to try an' get my soul free

    We are stardust
    We are golden
    And we've got to get ourselves
    Back to the garden

    Then can I walk beside you
    I have come here to lose the smog
    And I feel to be a cog in something turning
    Well maybe it is just the time of year
    Or maybe it's the time of man
    I don't know who I am
    But you know, life is for learning

    We are stardust
    We are golden
    And we've got to get ourselves
    Back to the garden

    By the time we got to Woodstock
    We were half a million strong
    And everywhere there was song and celebration
    And I dreamed I saw the bombers
    Riding shotgun in the sky
    And they were turning into butterflies
    Above our nation

    We are stardust
    Billion year old carbon
    We are golden
    Caught in the devil's bargain
    And we've got to get ourselves
    back to the garden


    © Siquomb Publishing Company

    As for the topic at hand? I am very scent-sensitive, and cannot stand most perfumes (especially those fruity/melony/rotten fruit salad smells!) So that means I'll take the fart :grumble: :grumble:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I'd much rather smell protein farts than perfume. There is nothing funny about perfume..it just makes it hard to breathe. Farts will at least make you laugh.
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    I'd much rather smell protein farts than perfume. There is nothing funny about perfume..it just makes it hard to breathe. Farts will at least make you laugh.

    Yes, strong perfume/cologne really can make life miserable. But............I must ask.........Stinky farts make you laugh? Is it the sound, the smell, what? :huh: (lol)
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    just to add

    the name of the perfume I am wearing today is Sexy Giant Isopod

    purchased it because i appreciate truth in advertising

    so if you're smelling a chick that reminds you of an alluring, if large ocean-dwelling crustacean,

    yeah, you're exercising next to me

    sorry

    Just stay away from the protein powder and we'll be fine! I love the ocean! :happy:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I'd much rather smell protein farts than perfume. There is nothing funny about perfume..it just makes it hard to breathe. Farts will at least make you laugh.

    Yes, strong perfume/cologne really can make life miserable. But............I must ask.........Stinky farts make you laugh? Is it the sound, the smell, what? :huh: (lol)

    lol. ok so let me clarify. if i smell a really bad fart once or twice i might be repulsed...but if the smell continues to come in waves-- yeah, ill eventually laugh out loud-- cause its kinda of funny. I don't know why-- I have a 5 year old sense of humor i guess.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,050 Member
    Farts go away........................perfume doesn't.

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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    just to add

    the name of the perfume I am wearing today is Sexy Giant Isopod

    purchased it because i appreciate truth in advertising

    so if you're smelling a chick that reminds you of an alluring, if large ocean-dwelling crustacean,

    yeah, you're exercising next to me

    sorry

    I stuff mints up my butt (altoids - they're the strongest) before I go to the gym.

    Just in case of accidental toot.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    My choice would be to GTFO of there.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    just to add

    the name of the perfume I am wearing today is Sexy Giant Isopod

    purchased it because i appreciate truth in advertising

    so if you're smelling a chick that reminds you of an alluring, if large ocean-dwelling crustacean,

    yeah, you're exercising next to me

    sorry

    I stuff mints up my butt (altoids - they're the strongest) before I go to the gym.

    Just in case of accidental toot.

    i googled "altoid suppository"

    5585385699_a7b709231b_z.jpg
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    When a woman wear perfume to the gym, it means only one thing: they are looking to cheat on their husband or boyfriend. It's as simple as that. I learned the hard way. Cancelled the wife's membership faster than you can bat your eyelashes at some other guy lifting weights and get his phone number.
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    When a woman wear perfume to the gym, it means only one thing: they are looking to cheat on their husband or boyfriend. It's as simple as that. I learned the hard way. Cancelled the wife's membership faster than you can bat your eyelashes at some other guy lifting weights and get his phone number.

    hahaha, I remember your post about that situation............the wifey showers, full make up and douses herself with perfurme before going to the gym! You still married? LOL
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    just to add

    the name of the perfume I am wearing today is Sexy Giant Isopod

    purchased it because i appreciate truth in advertising

    so if you're smelling a chick that reminds you of an alluring, if large ocean-dwelling crustacean,

    yeah, you're exercising next to me

    sorry

    I stuff mints up my butt (altoids - they're the strongest) before I go to the gym.

    Just in case of accidental toot.

    i googled "altoid suppository"

    5585385699_a7b709231b_z.jpg

    hahahaha, this is funny! (but it made me pucker a bit) OUCH!
  • kelif5959
    kelif5959 Posts: 202
    I'd much rather smell protein farts than perfume. There is nothing funny about perfume..it just makes it hard to breathe. Farts will at least make you laugh.

    Yes, strong perfume/cologne really can make life miserable. But............I must ask.........Stinky farts make you laugh? Is it the sound, the smell, what? :huh: (lol)

    lol. ok so let me clarify. if i smell a really bad fart once or twice i might be repulsed...but if the smell continues to come in waves-- yeah, ill eventually laugh out loud-- cause its kinda of funny. I don't know why-- I have a 5 year old sense of humor i guess.

    Well, I get pretty pissed about the farts that "come in waves"! I mean, come on, by now the person slipping them should feel bad and go HOME!! GAAAWWWWW!
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    When a woman wear perfume to the gym, it means only one thing: they are looking to cheat on their husband or boyfriend. It's as simple as that. I learned the hard way. Cancelled the wife's membership faster than you can bat your eyelashes at some other guy lifting weights and get his phone number.

    hahaha, I remember your post about that situation............the wifey showers, full make up and douses herself with perfurme before going to the gym! You still married? LOL

    I remember that too. My first thought was "Ugh she's putting on perfume?!" :sick: :embarassed:
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    I'll take the perfume, probably because I deal with overpowering men's cologne on an almost daily basis. When sales guys come into out offices I'm the lucky one who gets to deal with them first and 90% of them bath in their cologne so I'm kinda used to it.
  • perfumesoul5
    perfumesoul5 Posts: 1 Member
    I might prefer the stuffy drawing studio days when they were in there being quiet and stoned, to the times i used to be in with a gaggle of made-up yammering sorostitutes related products for perfume. Just like here you can see the list of best women perufmebathed in Britney Spears or Au De *kitten* or Paris Hilton wide variety sixty nine or anything it's far the university ladies are sporting in recent times..
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