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    Funniest exercise not listed in the database?

    Posts: 1,873 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Chasing away pigeons from my windows

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      shaking my protein in my blender cup
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      Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.
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      Cat bath giving. That was a workout
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      Cat bath giving. That was a workout

      You have my sympathies. :laugh:

      Pekingese grooming is difficult, but at least I only need to avoid teeth, not teeth and claws!
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      Tying calves...I log it as wrestling,LOL.
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      Tying calves...I log it as wrestling,LOL.

      Now that's work right there ha ha! Banned for tying up calves. Sorry, force of habit.
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      Being run around in circles (on a leash - the shame) by my two year old nephew.
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      Now that's work right there ha ha! Banned for tying up calves. Sorry, force of habit.

      ha! Now I have to go ban someone...:bigsmile:
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      Pushing with a laboring patient for greater than one hour (I am a labor and delivery nurse). Calorie burn wise, I would think it may be close to gardening. idk. :)
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      Well SEX of course. :laugh:
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      Chasing the dog for blocks because the kids let it out.
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      Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.

      Being a sweaty naked guy on a "bad" trip and fighting the PoPo.
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      Being a sweaty naked guy on a "bad" trip and fighting the PoPo.

      Oh, snap...he got away Tob'
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      Oh, snap...he got away Tob'

      Ha ha! The last I heard, his little adventure caused both kidneys to fail and damaged his liver. It has been a couple months but if he's still alive, he's not doing so hot.
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      My proxy children love to fly like "Supergirl". I spin a 60 lbs. 11 year old girl and a 50 lbs. 10 year old girl around in circles in my arms as fast as I possibly can while going up and down. They love every second of it and they're nice enough to take turns. When the rides are over, I know there was some serious burn taking place. It feels a lot like I just swam ten 100's every two minutes in the pool. I entered "Supergirl" into the search box. MPF said.........No Can Do.
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      Dog-who-is-afraid-of-baths Wrestling. 22kg of solid muscle that doesn't want to be under the showerhead puts up quite a fight. I'm glad my bigger dog actually enjoys them.

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      restraining my 12 year old from hurting himself, believe me its like wrestling a jellyfish, and can last up to an hour before he calms down enough to be trusted not to hurt himself, by which point all my muscles are screaming in agony and im usually covered in bruises.
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      Love the supergirl post!
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      Diapering a 22 month old who likes to play Alligator Death Roll at every changing...
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      playing at the playground
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