iam new here and i have no underwear
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iam laying on the ground now in extreme pain yet the size of my swollen jiggly scoop intrigues me i must get pictures with cell phone email all female mfp members its never been so big0
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Oh holy cr@p..............that is the funniest thing that I have read in the entire 2 1/2 years that I have been on this site..........Thank you for making my morning!!!!:bigsmile:0
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rushing to the doctors .... but must cut hole in bottom of mcdonalds cup in drive through begging worker to fill my cup with ice to ease the pain of my hee ho0
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ow owwww owwwwwwwwwwww the woman mcdonalds worker is not amused instead of soothing ice she poured hot coffee in the cup ......please pray i may pass out0
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stagering to hospital thingie completly exposed no time to have any shame i need hellp0
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:laugh:
TOO FUNNY!
YOU HAVE MY PRAYERS!!0 -
LMBO..you crack me up.0
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You are a very weird, but funny man.
let us pray:
oh heavenly father please keep this weird but funny man's noony nackers safe from all zip, nip, burn and unwanted turn.
Please give him the strength to recover from this awful delay of having no under garments to keep him protected until his laundry is done. Also Lord, please make sure no ants will be harmed during the unthinkable when this good man lays his humbly sacks of sons and daughters down to rest onto the cool earth mound.
Amen.
Good luck chuck!
Amen..... Heeeee :happy:0 -
:laugh: Dude, what are you smoking?0
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ROFLMAO!!! That's too much dude!0
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Hope you get underwear before Memorial Day:
Haaah. I just had to bump this pic... I know who these guys are... Haaaah. :laugh:0 -
laying thirty feety from hospital door hallucinating after random woman fears iam a rapist .........who in the hell keeps a ping pong paddle in there purse she was yelling no no no while smacking my ding slinkie my thing is now more messed up then Sylvester Stallone face in rocky 30
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I love you. I'm not sure if it's because of all the creative ways you've found to name/describe your man-bits, or if it's because you have pictures with goats on your profile. I love goats. And I love men who pose with goats.0
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I love you all, I have been cranky for three days. Who knew the word noony nacker would make me a happy girl!!0
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all i can think of while laying on the hospital gurny is all this could have been avoided if i woulda just stoped last night and bought a 2.00 pair of underwear0
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hi there....i m new here ..just in my 1st week i find this good a good website...for a free one...herbalmagik was paying 355CAD just for application and open file +add the pills ...i think i will give up..and keep staying here..is cool and free...
have an easy weight loss for all of u...i know is not easy..
one of my friends was saying
every cm/inch plus on u r belly ..is reducing the length of u r tool length with same dimension...lol0 -
Oh good gosh….
I am surprisingly impressed that you have 83 pairs of unde-roose.0 -
I love you. I'm not sure if it's because of all the creative ways you've found to name/describe your man-bits, or if it's because you have pictures with goats on your profile. I love goats. And I love men who pose with goats.
oooo la laaa but always trust only men who pose beside goats not behind with big grins on there face0 -
You my man have brought great humor into an otherwise normal day... Good opening...0
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ouch!!!! :laugh:0
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hi there....i m new here ..just in my 1st week i find this good a good website...for a free one...herbalmagik was paying 355CAD just for application and open file +add the pills ...i think i will give up..and keep staying here..is cool and free...
have an easy weight loss for all of u...i know is not easy..
one of my friends was saying
every cm/inch plus on u r belly ..is reducing the length of u r tool length with same dimension...lol
i found a good website for penis enlargement go there and report back to me0 -
I have that same problem a lot because the majority of my undies don't fit anymore.0
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Oremus pro vobis: pro nulla salus ex saluto periculum0
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I think you need to write a comic book for adults.0
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You are a very weird, but funny man.
let us pray:
oh heavenly father please keep this weird but funny man's noony nackers safe from all zip, nip, burn and unwanted turn.
Please give him the strength to recover from this awful delay of having no under garments to keep him protected until his laundry is done. Also Lord, please make sure no ants will be harmed during the unthinkable when this good man lays his humbly sacks of sons and daughters down to rest onto the cool earth mound.
Amen.
AMEN! LOL! Good prayer and too funny!
Good luck chuck!0 -
Oremus pro vobis: pro nulla salus ex saluto periculum
did that just translate to my buttocks are sublime?0 -
I have that same problem a lot because the majority of my undies don't fit anymore.
Really???? You have the SAME problem??? You are worried you will dip your man berries in an ant hill while you are picking weeds???0 -
83 pairs? And I thought I had a lotta undies...
Good luck keeping the tiddly wink safe
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iam home now the country doctor said to rub bacon fat on it i dunno gees do i need to look that up on the mfp food calulator??0
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Good luck I just have this problem with my socks
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