The lie she told me today...and what lie were you told

MrsLVF
MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
edited December 19 in Chit-Chat
She thought I couldn't see what she was doing while she was hiding behind the refrigerator door. But in the crack I saw her take the cap off the milk & drink it right out of the jug, even heard her swallowing it. She closed the door and said she was just looking for her lunch box. But I told her I saw her & heard her drink the milk . I hate being lied to, even if it is by a 10 year old that I'm watching (in her house) and most likely I won't bring it up to the parents.


What lie have you heard today?
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  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    Oh honey come on it will only take a few minutes. Now i am running late.. Sheesh
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    Oh honey come on it will only take a few minutes. Now i am running late.. Sheesh

    :laugh:
  • jenniet04
    jenniet04 Posts: 1,054 Member
    Oh honey come on it will only take a few minutes. Now i am running late.. Sheesh

    Yeah, never heard that one before!

    My 9 year old is going thru a phase - I could go on and on. The one I hear the most - "it wasn't me!"
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    She told me that she was going to the gym. Why shower and put perfume on before going? Obviously a lie.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Me to a co-worker, regarding getting a key out of another co-workers desk:

    "I'm sure he'd LOVE you going through his drawers." :laugh: :bigsmile:

    Her back to me:

    "omg u guys are so dirty minded! lol"
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    She thought I couldn't see what she was doing while she was hiding behind the refrigerator door. But in the crack I saw her take the cap off the milk & drink it right out of the jug, even heard her swallowing it. She closed the door and said she was just looking for her lunch box. But I told her I saw her & heard her drink the milk . I hate being lied to, even if it is by a 10 year old that I'm watching (in her house) and most likely I won't bring it up to the parents.


    What lie have you heard today?

    When I was a kid, and the adults around me had ridiculous requirements, I learned to be sneaky.

    What on earth is wrong with a child drinking some milk, and why does she think she needs to hide it? More interesting questions, to my POV.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    My friends keep telling me the following:

    "No, you can't do that fasting thing because you will eat too many carbs at night and get all fat." {WRONG}

    "We, as women, have to lift low weight and high reps or we'll get all ugly and bulked up." {DOUBLE WRONG}

    "You have to start doing pilates with us so you can get lean... all that walking isn't good for you. You don't want to look bad when you lose all that weight." {SUPER EXTRA DOUBLE WRONG & 'they' haven't lost a damn ounce!!!!}
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.
  • thetrishwarp
    thetrishwarp Posts: 838 Member
    I don't think anyone has lied to me today.


    ...But then, I've only talked to 4 people, 3 of them colleagues. :laugh:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Will be down in 2 minutes ................



    10 minutes later UGH
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.

    Just spit my coffee back into my mug.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.

    The packaging suggests to wear dark pants, right? Ya know, to keep your Airliner sized skidmark "leakages" well concealed.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    from my hubbie, ":I only had 1 beer"......there are 6 emptys on the couter
  • Whooleeah
    Whooleeah Posts: 23 Member
    Oh honey come on it will only take a few minutes. Now i am running late.. Sheesh

    yup hear this several times a week:laugh:
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.

    Just spit my coffee back into my mug.

    That's my first lie of the day^^^ No you didn't. :laugh:
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    from my hubbie, ":I only had 1 beer"......there are 6 emptys on the couter
    Your hubbie has a couter, and 6 empty beer cans fit in it? Wow!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Women get bulky when they lift heavy
  • xYumzx
    xYumzx Posts: 953 Member
    ITS A STATE OF EMERGENCY!! .... really lady I dont care how much you plead and LIE im not giving you an expired RX get an updated exam... SMH
  • bigdogc23
    bigdogc23 Posts: 66
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.


    bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    She thought I couldn't see what she was doing while she was hiding behind the refrigerator door. But in the crack I saw her take the cap off the milk & drink it right out of the jug, even heard her swallowing it. She closed the door and said she was just looking for her lunch box. But I told her I saw her & heard her drink the milk . I hate being lied to, even if it is by a 10 year old that I'm watching (in her house) and most likely I won't bring it up to the parents.


    What lie have you heard today?

    When I was a kid, and the adults around me had ridiculous requirements, I learned to be sneaky.

    What on earth is wrong with a child drinking some milk, and why does she think she needs to hide it? More interesting questions, to my POV.
    Drinking it out of the container is the problem.
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member

    When I was a kid, and the adults around me had ridiculous requirements, I learned to be sneaky.

    What on earth is wrong with a child drinking some milk, and why does she think she needs to hide it? More interesting questions, to my POV.
    [/quote]
    Nothing is wrong with her drinking milk, but most people use a cup, I don't know of anyone that says sure drink that straight from the gallon. She must have thought she'd be in trouble. But It's not my gallon of milk, it's just gross. The little girl also hides while eating/sneaks food all the time. I think she must be self conscious. The Dr. did tell her she needs to eat healthier & limit the junk food. (she's overweight) The parents pre-make the lunches & leave out cereal or oatmeal for breakfast, so I don't get involved it what is served.
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
    She thought I couldn't see what she was doing while she was hiding behind the refrigerator door. But in the crack I saw her take the cap off the milk & drink it right out of the jug, even heard her swallowing it. She closed the door and said she was just looking for her lunch box. But I told her I saw her & heard her drink the milk . I hate being lied to, even if it is by a 10 year old that I'm watching (in her house) and most likely I won't bring it up to the parents.


    What lie have you heard today?

    When I was a kid, and the adults around me had ridiculous requirements, I learned to be sneaky.

    What on earth is wrong with a child drinking some milk, and why does she think she needs to hide it? More interesting questions, to my POV.

    she never said anything was wrong with drinking the milk, its the fact of drinking it out of the milk container, get a damn glass child
  • csimmons0914
    csimmons0914 Posts: 48
    I was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.

    Hilarious and so true
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
    She told me that she was going to the gym. Why shower and put perfume on before going? Obviously a lie.

    I shower and wear cologne before going to the gym because I smell awful due to over-sweating. At least I don't smell as bad if I shower right before. I hope my wife doesn't think I'm lying. :)

    But in your case it probably is a lie. :)
  • WickedMouse
    WickedMouse Posts: 343 Member
    Just the tip.....
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574

    When I was a kid, and the adults around me had ridiculous requirements, I learned to be sneaky.

    What on earth is wrong with a child drinking some milk, and why does she think she needs to hide it? More interesting questions, to my POV.
    Nothing is wrong with her drinking milk, but most people use a cup, I don't know of anyone that says sure drink that straight from the gallon. She must have thought she'd be in trouble. But It's not my gallon of milk, it's just gross. The little girl also hides while eating/sneaks food all the time. I think she must be self conscious. The Dr. did tell her she needs to eat healthier & limit the junk food. (she's overweight) The parents pre-make the lunches & leave out cereal or oatmeal for breakfast, so I don't get involved it what is served.
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    I used to do that when I was little. Reason being because I used to spill the milk from the carton, so I was told I had to get help from an adult when I wanted milk. So, bc I was such a rebel I just drank from the carton :smokin:
  • KittahRahbet
    KittahRahbet Posts: 23 Member
    I hate this one! Hear it all the time.

    *Hit the wrong reply button. Dur. This was in response to the "women can't lift heavy without bulking up" lie.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    She told me that she was going to the gym. Why shower and put perfume on before going? Obviously a lie.

    I shower and wear cologne before going to the gym because I smell awful due to over-sweating. At least I don't smell as bad if I shower right before. I hope my wife doesn't think I'm lying. :)

    But in your case it probably is a lie. :)
    Ugh, cologne makes it worse.
  • frootcat
    frootcat Posts: 194 Member
    ITS A STATE OF EMERGENCY!! .... really lady I dont care how much you plead and LIE im not giving you an expired RX get an updated exam... SMH
    lol, optical? :)

    Only one to lie to me so far today is my dog. He's a pug. He tells me I haven't fed him in days. In fact, probably not even for a week. Or two. He believes he hasn't actually EVER been fed. And therefore he does not need to go out to potty. No way.
  • andreacord
    andreacord Posts: 928
    "Be RIGHT there!" - from friend who gave me a ride to work on her way to school .. she has a problem with actually being there when she says she will be .. but she's a mom to a one year old so I have to cut her some slack. :laugh:
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