Everyone sucks but me

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    OMG, I know, right? Some of my friends won't even give me their numbers so I can call them once a day and make sure they read the messages I sent to them with the carefully detailed instructions as to what they need to do that day. Sheesh.

    The noive.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Things would be a lot different around here if I were King.

    Its good to be the King.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    In response to the one sentence title . . . my husband knows better.

    otherwise: bacon

    I heard bacon therefore this statement has the tendency to be true.

    Bacon is the sum of all things.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Things would be a lot different around here if I were King.

    Its good to be the King.

    I have loftier goals. I will one day be Queen of the Universe.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Their heads belong on pikes!
    And eating back exercise calories!!! Don't they know you have to starve and be hangry all the time so you scare the fat away?
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    The worst friends are the supportive ones....stop telling me I am doing a great job. I already know I am! :laugh:

    Or wait...the ones with a sense of humour. I just don't get people that can get through life laughing and smiling....
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Or wait...the ones with a sense of humour. I just don't get people that can get through life laughing and smiling....

    I do not allow joking or sarcasm on my news feed. It is a one-way ticket to Ex-Friendville.
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    Based on the title, I can assure you that:

    #1 - I don't suck
    #2 - I lick

    That's how I roll!

    Mmm...

    I like to lick and suck :blushing:

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Based on the title, I can assure you that:

    #1 - I don't suck
    #2 - I lick

    That's how I roll!

    Mmm...

    I like to lick and suck :blushing:

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    and I just found a new lady to stalk!!!!
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    The narcissist in me approves.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    You are all entitled to my opinion. Also...I might have thought this post was about something different. :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Based on the title, I can assure you that:

    #1 - I don't suck
    #2 - I lick

    That's how I roll!

    Mmm...

    I like to lick and suck :blushing:

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    and I just found a new lady to stalk!!!!

    I take no responsibility for this stalking.
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    I didn't know my old boss was on MFP! How ya doing, boss?
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
    Wait, I didn't know all these things happened! How dare they!!!
  • chelll224
    chelll224 Posts: 52 Member
    In response to the one sentence title . . . my husband knows better.

    otherwise: bacon

    I heard bacon therefore this statement has the tendency to be true.

    Bacon is the sum of all things.

    bacon > everything
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I have a few friends that don't even flash me any boob/butt. *DELETED*
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I didn't know my old boss was on MFP! How ya doing, boss?

    Good, good. Are you still doing everything my way?
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    In response to the one sentence title . . . my husband knows better.

    otherwise: bacon

    I heard bacon therefore this statement has the tendency to be true.

    Bacon is the sum of all things.

    bacon > everything

    I think you made a mistake in your notation:

    bacon+ beer > everything
  • hungryheather
    hungryheather Posts: 10
    Brilliant strain! I empathize with how difficult it can be sometimes to flaunt your genius!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Brilliant strain! I empathize with how difficult it can be sometimes to flaunt your genius!!!

    Really, it is a burden.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG IF YOU WON'T SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!

    Please just assume that we are all doing it wrong . . . but only if that means spankings.
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG IF YOU WON'T SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!

    Please just assume that we are all doing it wrong . . . but only if that means spankings.

    Did someone mention spankings? **kitten* Smacks*

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG IF YOU WON'T SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!

    Please just assume that we are all doing it wrong . . . but only if that means spankings.

    Did someone mention spankings? **kitten* Smacks*

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    ME FIRST!!!!
  • wolftrax
    wolftrax Posts: 50
    rml_16..

    You have gotten yourself into a fix by making friends in the first place...You should know that these people are nuts...Now, you have to retrofit your MFP lifestyle...Cancel all friends at once...If you receive new requests, tell them to get lost....I have no friends and certainly do not intend to make any on here....I do not even make friends in real life, at the gym, or in my AA group...and it is anonymous any way...Maybe your totem is the Wolf like mine..solitary, non-trusting, and always in the shadows...Also you should change your Avatar to something really gross...that will discourage un-called for conversation from boring people..The females are jealous and the males just want your body anyway..

    Good luck and do not reply to this post...You or anybody else...and do not try to make friends with me just as a challenge...It will not work !!!!
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