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LemonBurns
LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
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..... Just sitting here reading "50 Shades Of Grey" .... WOW... Anyone read it?
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  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
    I have not read it yet, however this weekend my BFs mother suggested I read it. From what I have heard, I felt very uncomfortable with her telling me this!!!
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    I have not read it yet, however this weekend my BFs mother suggested I read it. From what I have heard, I felt very uncomfortable with her telling me this!!!

    Ummmmm - ya. I would have been, too! Weird! Almost as weird as the time my MIL talked to me about... ummm... well... nevermind? Some people. In all seriousness tho - Make sure BF is nearby when reading... you may-just-NEED-him ;)
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    Yep, it's awesome. Bought the book on Sunday about 3 weeks ago. By the Tuesday I'd also read 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed. Couldn't put them down!
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
    I have not read it yet, however this weekend my BFs mother suggested I read it. From what I have heard, I felt very uncomfortable with her telling me this!!!

    Ummmmm - ya. I would have been, too! Weird! Almost as weird as the time my MIL talked to me about... ummm... well... nevermind? Some people. In all seriousness tho - Make sure BF is nearby when reading... you may-just-NEED-him ;)
    I have heard that is the case. Maybe it will be something I read...after I finish the third book in the hunger games that is!
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    Yep, it's awesome. Bought the book on Sunday about 3 weeks ago. By the Tuesday I'd also read 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed. Couldn't put them down!

    I bought all three, also... AND I started the first one yesterday, I can't get enough... 1/2 way thru, it hasn't even been 24 hours! I want a Christian Grey - SoOoOoooo badly ;)
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    Yep, it's awesome. Bought the book on Sunday about 3 weeks ago. By the Tuesday I'd also read 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed. Couldn't put them down!

    I bought all three, also... AND I started the first one yesterday, I can't get enough... 1/2 way thru, it hasn't even been 24 hours! I want a Christian Grey - SoOoOoooo badly ;)

    Think I could get one through my doctor? Would up my cardio lol
  • johnlatv
    johnlatv Posts: 654 Member
    SNL did a funny thing on this book and mother's day

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/358341/saturday-night-live-amazon-mothers-day-ad#s-p1-sr-i4
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    Yep, it's awesome. Bought the book on Sunday about 3 weeks ago. By the Tuesday I'd also read 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed. Couldn't put them down!

    I bought all three, also... AND I started the first one yesterday, I can't get enough... 1/2 way thru, it hasn't even been 24 hours! I want a Christian Grey - SoOoOoooo badly ;)

    Think I could get one through my doctor? Would up my cardio lol

    Absolutely, and in MFP we would log it as... "Kinky Cardio"?
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    I really want to read that. If they wanna ban it, I wanna read it!
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    Think it's a bit late to ban it, the books are at numbers 1,2 and 3 of the fiction chart in wh smith lol
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    SNL did a funny thing on this book and mother's day

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/358341/saturday-night-live-amazon-mothers-day-ad#s-p1-sr-i4

    I can't view that, 'Cause i don't live in the STATES - MAN!
  • BubbleGumKisses
    BubbleGumKisses Posts: 156 Member
    SNL did a funny thing on this book and mother's day

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/358341/saturday-night-live-amazon-mothers-day-ad#s-p1-sr-i4


    LMAOOOO that's hilarious!!!!
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    SNL did a funny thing on this book and mother's day

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/358341/saturday-night-live-amazon-mothers-day-ad#s-p1-sr-i4

    I can't view that, 'Cause i don't live in the STATES - MAN!

    Found it on you Tube - HILarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-4Fn-d9OY
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    SNL did a funny thing on this book and mother's day

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/358341/saturday-night-live-amazon-mothers-day-ad#s-p1-sr-i4

    I can't view that, 'Cause i don't live in the STATES - MAN!

    Found it on you Tube - HILarious!

    Thanks for the you tube link :laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-4Fn-d9OY
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I read about half of it. It's ridiculous. Ridiculously bad. And like I've said before, I liked Twilight, so my standards are low.

    Women are idiots if that's the kind of man they find attractive. He's a *kitten* supreme. But then, from my experience, most women are attracted to a-holes and then wonder why their love life sucks. But I digress...

    I also guess I'm pretty vanilla because that kind of...um...preference does nothing for me. Nada.

    And now I have to deal with dumb women commenting on every picture of a hot dude on Pinterest with "OOOOhh my choice for '50!'" Gag me.
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    I read about half of it. It's ridiculous. Ridiculously bad. And like I've said before, I liked Twilight, so my standards are low.

    Women are idiots if that's the kind of man they find attractive. He's a *kitten* supreme. But then, from my experience, most women are attracted to a-holes and then wonder why their love life sucks. But I digress...

    I also guess I'm pretty vanilla because that kind of...um...preference does nothing for me. Nada.

    And now I have to deal with dumb women commenting on every picture of a hot dude on Pinterest with "OOOOhh my choice for '50!'" Gag me.

    To each their own - :)
  • aphillips8180
    aphillips8180 Posts: 77 Member
    Borrowed it from a friend & LOVED IT! I've already ordered books 2 & 3... waiting for them to arrive. Can't wait!
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    I read it. Did you read the trilogy? It was okay, it is like a Harlequin novel with descriptive BDSM sex. I want to hit her (which she'd probably like) every time she says "oh my" and every time she says "holy."
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I haven't read the book, but I've read 50+ threads about it here. :drinker:
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    YES! Loved it! Just read the first one so far. I am getting the second one for next weekend when I have a couple days off to read through it .. cuz if it was anything like the first one I won't want to put it down.
  • ediesmommy
    ediesmommy Posts: 76
    That was HYSTERICAL!! Thanks for the link!
  • starzluv94
    starzluv94 Posts: 45 Member
    I have read all three and loved the series but i was kinda disappointed wasnt what i was expecting from all the hype.
  • mdsjmom98
    mdsjmom98 Posts: 333 Member
    I heard about it, and went online to see if I could get a preview of the book. Got through the first 10 pages without even blinking, then they left out a couple pages. I was so disappointed. I am curious to see how this series is, so most likely will be getting the actual books and reading them. It kept me totally glued to my computer.
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
    You mean 50 Shades of Porn?

    Loved all 3...awsome quick mindless read. I think there will be a lot of babies due in about 9ish more months.
  • jonea70
    jonea70 Posts: 1
    Just bought the first one.....hope it's good!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I try to only read 3rd grade level books to my son....not for enjoyment.
  • buffybabe
    buffybabe Posts: 180 Member
    I have not read it yet, however this weekend my BFs mother suggested I read it. From what I have heard, I felt very uncomfortable with her telling me this!!!

    Ummmmm - ya. I would have been, too! Weird! Almost as weird as the time my MIL talked to me about... ummm... well... nevermind? Some people. In all seriousness tho - Make sure BF is nearby when reading... you may-just-NEED-him ;)
    I have heard that is the case. Maybe it will be something I read...after I finish the third book in the hunger games that is!

    haha that was my exact plan as well...just finished the third book yesterday...on to 50 shades :-)
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    I just started it yesterday and got about 180 pages in. So far, nothing too exciting, but I have a freakier-than-most sex life, so nothing can shock me, except perhaps how poorly written it is - it's like mommy porn at a third-grade reading level.

    The thing that grosses me out is my administrative assistant highly, HIGHLY recommended it to me. She's my mom's age and I'm just eeked out by how much she went on and on about how she STRONGLY recommends I read it. Eeew.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    hehehe...I actually have the book at my office. I am re-reading it because I raced through it the first time I read it. If my bosses weren't here I would do a "storytime" hour for the other ladies in my office. It's terrible literature, but a fun "stupid" book to waste your time.
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    Oh jeeze, maybe I better not read this!

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