What makes YOU funny?

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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    alchohol
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    My mannerisms and randomness...and complete "dur" moments.

    I've been told I'm just naturally a snarky dry humored person. And I like it.

    ^^ THIS laced with heavy sarcasm... :laugh:
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 140 Member
    Random acts of nudity.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My name.




    I win.

    Your current profile pic! :laugh: :laugh:
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    about 6 cold beers:drinker:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    My dirty mind that comes out as dirty jokes!!!
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    I hate funny people.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I am a b!tch. Just most people think I am joking, when I am just being honest.
  • wildspirit63
    wildspirit63 Posts: 13
    My voices i would reckon ... especially when they start arguing in spanish on me ... seriously i just have a demented sense of humor that people find funny
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    alchohol

    ^This.
  • Ekoria
    Ekoria Posts: 262 Member
    Depends on your definition of funny I think :)

    .I LOVE spaced and tend to quote that all the time
    .My desk at work is decorated with my little ponies,my drawings and a few zombie bits for good measure
    .I am terrified of most things, thunder storms, heights,spiders,small spaces, large crowds of people...the list goes on O_o
    .I tend to sing a lot when I am on my own and sometime forget that I am not alone and sing in work
    .I love making lists,lists of every thing...shopping lists,plans for the day,money stuff...everything...
    .Fart jokes have/always will make me laugh...I am still very much a child at heart

    I think my list of things may just make me weird and not funny, but as I say depends on your definition of funny :)
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  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    My sarcasim... I tend to be a real smart *kitten* with my friends and family.
    I love to tell funny stories about my life
    People think its funny that I am so obsessed with football. I wish there was no off-season! lol
    I try to have a sense of humor about most things... even when it's difficult.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I think I am freakin' hilarious. Not everyone else thiks so.
  • Bunnypen
    Bunnypen Posts: 10
    For me:
    I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
    I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
    I talk to myself. Everywhere.
    I sing while waiting in line at the store
    I tend to jump from subject to subject
    Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
    My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I was named after a movie
    I love my cats more than some humans
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
    I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
    I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
    If you dare me to do something I probably will

    YOU ARE COOL.

    As for me...
    I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
    I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
    I have a quark for Orange.
    I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
    I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
    I'm afraid of Baloons.
    I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
    and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
    I still love Star Trek.
    I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
    My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.
  • Prettylittlelotus
    Prettylittlelotus Posts: 239 Member
    Hmmm, let me count the ways...

    ~I'm terrified of birds. I manage to keep it under control, but if a bird gets too close, all I can envision is how it can smell my fear...it will attack me--right for the eyes!

    ~I will make our drive-through/customer service experience awkward 90% of the time, unintentionally.

    ~When I present in front of groups of people I use my shoulders for emphasis...basically I dance. Yup. That's right, I am a nervous dancer.

    ~I used to steal weird things (like lawn ornaments and those balloons outside of apartment complexes) compulsively, but weaned myself by stealing antennae balls. I literally had hundreds by the time the compulsion subsided.

    Other than that I am totally normal.
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    My name.




    I win.

    Your current profile pic! :laugh: :laugh:

    YOUR profile pic makes me chuckle every time I see it!
  • sassydebbie67
    sassydebbie67 Posts: 76
    Probably because I say what everyone else is thinking.

    This is me !! I will say things before anyone can say it and they are like how did you know that is what i was thinking about... I do it to hubby all the time, He says i scare him way to much..Lol
  • Prettylittlelotus
    Prettylittlelotus Posts: 239 Member
    For me:
    I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
    I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
    I talk to myself. Everywhere.
    I sing while waiting in line at the store
    I tend to jump from subject to subject
    Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
    My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I was named after a movie
    I love my cats more than some humans
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
    I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
    I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
    If you dare me to do something I probably will

    YOU ARE COOL.

    As for me...
    I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
    I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
    I have a quark for Orange.
    I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
    I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
    I'm afraid of Baloons.
    I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
    and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
    I still love Star Trek.
    I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
    My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

    We all must be friends. My little pony stickers!? Awesome. I used to read encyclopedias too. I loved L, because they had an illustration of ligers.LIGERS. Genetic genious.
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
    I guess I need to clarify I was only joking about killing clowns so that nobody gets their panties in a wad and reports me. :wink:
  • Prettylittlelotus
    Prettylittlelotus Posts: 239 Member
    For me:
    I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
    I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
    I talk to myself. Everywhere.
    I sing while waiting in line at the store
    I tend to jump from subject to subject
    Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
    My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I was named after a movie
    I love my cats more than some humans
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
    I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
    I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
    If you dare me to do something I probably will

    YOU ARE COOL.

    As for me...
    I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
    I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
    I have a quark for Orange.
    I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
    I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
    I'm afraid of Baloons.
    I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
    and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
    I still love Star Trek.
    I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
    My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

    We all must be friends. My little pony stickers!? Awesome. I used to read encyclopedias too. I loved L, because they had an illustration of ligers.LIGERS. Genetic genious.
  • wickedcricket
    wickedcricket Posts: 1,246 Member
    got kicked out of church on Christmas Eve for a giggling fit
    Bette Davis is my religion
    My kids are more mature than I am
    My dogs run our home
    I am hard of hearing - this is ENDLESSLY amusing- I often hear VERY funny stuff instead of what was actually said (and I respond to what I heard)
    have to concentrate in order to walk & chew gum simultaneously
    love, love LOVE silly jokes - ex: two turtles get in a fight & the cops get called. Cop asks one turtle what happened. Turtle says 'I don't know, it happened so fast ...'
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
    I talk to myself. Everywhere.
    I sing while waiting in line at the store
    I tend to jump from subject to subject
    My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I love my cats more than some humans
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
    I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"

    All these make you crazy... not funny.. although crazy can be funny ;)

    KIDDING.

    See? I'm funny
  • cgrigz
    cgrigz Posts: 86 Member
    because IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!!!!
  • Ekoria
    Ekoria Posts: 262 Member
    My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

    Genius, I have lots of mini MLP figures around mine :D
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

    i had a high school spanish teacher who looked like that. she was really sweet but would bug us out when she sat at her desk smiling.

    *shudder*

    Yikes. I was convinced my Earth Science teacher played Bob Dog (Mr. Rogers) in his spare time... but that was just funny, not scary.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Next time you go to target try playing golf while in the store.. that will get you kicked out..well it did for me anyhow. =)

    That is awesome!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Funny "haha" or funny "weird"?
  • missprincessjenny
    missprincessjenny Posts: 104 Member
    For me:
    I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
    I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
    I talk to myself. Everywhere.
    I sing while waiting in line at the store
    I tend to jump from subject to subject
    Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
    My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I was named after a movie
    I love my cats more than some humans
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
    I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
    I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
    If you dare me to do something I probably will

    I went on a date with a guy once and he wanted to have a light sabre fight. Needless to say I never went back for a second date.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
    I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.

    Me too!

    Except instead of Encyclopedias I read this set of books my dad had in his office -- they were leatherbound volumes of things like "Teach Yourself French" and "Algebra Basics" -- AND took notes on them. I thought I'd be fluent in French and math by the time I was 10 if I did things right. :laugh: Being an only child might have had something to do with that kind of boredom. :wink:

    I've always loved Elvis, too. I had the white jumpsuit concert poster on the door of my playroom when I was in Elementary school. I also carried a trading card of Elvis' Army photo in my wallet and told other kids he was my big brother.

    **OK, stop laughing.** :wink:

    I am a huge Elvis fan. Elvis is King!!!!

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