Ever Witness Something Funny at the Gym??

My husband got the walking farts once. IT was funny. He was pretty embarrassed.
We do have a guy who wears biking pants all the time. Once in a while he wear the bobby brown pants too. It is horrible when is wears the white ones and he is doing leg presses. It is not a pretty sight.

The walking farts? We call those "machine gun farts"...my brother gets them when he laughs really hard. It's like being attacked by an assault rifle.

im so glad i go to curves all women gym its great doesnt have that gym feel its great and when i go im usualy one of the last there maybe 3 others there. actualy they almost run their clocks by me im there just about same time each night i go and i start on the same machine.
so i guess im the funny thing at the gym oh and i keep turning up with curves merchindise that mom has gotten me from her gym in sydney its awsome they are all jealous of me (ok we are a new gym just over a year old)

they probably laugh at me at the pool too thinking that fat chick what is she doing here (ok thats just my lack of self confidence coming through) i still go though and the more i go the better i get at ignoring the looks at least im doing something.

But I tell ya, there is nothing more humbling then to work out in your undies:noway: , It is VERY motiviting! Lol! And no one has to see!

omg, can't ... stop... mental... images...

Boy, am I glad I work out at home...the only person I have to worry about grossing out is myself!:laugh:

Ditto that sista!!! I have a treadmill and a jumprope in the basement and a pilates video in my bedroom!! That way the only person I have to see or smell is myself! :laugh:

I don't know about anyone else, but I think I've definitely done some of these before.
All the fruit in my diet gives me gas sometimes, sorry old guy next to me on the elliptical!
I reuse my gym shorts too, but wash them when they get odiforous, everything else is clean, and I wear deodorant.
I know I make some funny faces too, but that all goes with working out hard.
No man dates though. Like someone else said, I have plenty of other things to do besides hang out at the gym.
I see them quite a bit though, since I go to a pretty "hard core" gym. Almost 70% of the people there have a "bro-lationship" going on.

As for a funny story myself.
I pulled in to the gym parking lot and there was a "rather large" person in her mini van snacking on (seriously downing) some burger king, 10 minutes later she comes in the gym door, hits the stationary bike for 15 minutes and leaves for the day. Now THATS a work out.

I think all of us are guilty of some of the issues..espcially the walking farts. I mean a balanced diet says 5-9 servings of fruits & veggies and at least 3 servings of whole grains.HELLO! Do I have to say gas factory?! "man dates" are really annoying where I go to the fitness center. We only have a curves and I don't care for their workout (too structured) so I joined the fitness center at the hospital's physical therapy department. It's pretty small and some of the weight machines are behind the treadmills and bikes. Lately there has been on "couple" on a man date every day I go right behind me while I'm on the bike. The worst part is that I alway feel self-conscious because of my large size when someone is behind me while I'm working out.

As for funny, I went to the gym one day after a looooong break (6 months) and hopped on the treadmill, didn't look because I knew exactly how many beeps to make 4mph on the speed button. Unfortunately, I must have miscounted because the treadmill started and I flew off backwards and face down. I had accidently set it at 10mph!:blushing:

I think all of us are guilty of some of the issues..espcially the walking farts. I mean a balanced diet says 5-9 servings of fruits & veggies and at least 3 servings of whole grains.HELLO! Do I have to say gas factory?!

Well you know what they say about beans....

Beans, beans the musical fruit..

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat beans at every meal :blushing:

I wish my car ran on methane! I'd never have to go to a filling station again!

I think all of us are guilty of some of the issues..espcially the walking farts. I mean a balanced diet says 5-9 servings of fruits & veggies and at least 3 servings of whole grains.HELLO! Do I have to say gas factory?! "man dates" are really annoying where I go to the fitness center. We only have a curves and I don't care for their workout (too structured) so I joined the fitness center at the hospital's physical therapy department. It's pretty small and some of the weight machines are behind the treadmills and bikes. Lately there has been on "couple" on a man date every day I go right behind me while I'm on the bike. The worst part is that I alway feel self-conscious because of my large size when someone is behind me while I'm working out.

As for funny, I went to the gym one day after a looooong break (6 months) and hopped on the treadmill, didn't look because I knew exactly how many beeps to make 4mph on the speed button. Unfortunately, I must have miscounted because the treadmill started and I flew off backwards and face down. I had accidently set it at 10mph!:blushing:

hahahahaha! I am so sorry I'm laughing, but nothing's funnier than someone falling!:laugh:
p.s., hope you're okay LOL!