Bad jokes (aka jokes kids love)
HellsKells
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I've got a couple that I heard and admittedly snickered at:
"What do you get when you cross a creek and a river?" - Wet Feet
"How does Lady Gaga order her meat?" - Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw
What other awful jokes you got? It's my niece's birthday this weekend and I wanna keep her laughing
"What do you get when you cross a creek and a river?" - Wet Feet
"How does Lady Gaga order her meat?" - Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw
What other awful jokes you got? It's my niece's birthday this weekend and I wanna keep her laughing
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Well you beat me to the Lady gaga jokes, but here's another......How do you wake Lady Gaga up - Poke-Her-Face :happy:0
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Hahaha...I like it!0
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I found a few more (and then I promise to stop posting bad jokes...haha):
A little girl goes to see the doctor. She’s got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other, and a string bean stuck in her ear. She says to the doctor, “I don’t feel good.”
The doctor replies, “The problem is clear to me. You’re not eating right!”
Q. What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
A. Close the door, I’m dressing!
Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You’re pointless.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. You look flushed.
Q: What did the horse say when he fell over?
A: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!0 -
My 3 yr old son's favorite joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana in the sky with a rainbow.
Yeah, we're trying to teach the kids the difference between a joke and just naming random things you see.0 -
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty.0 -
Q: How do you get an elephant into your refrigerator?
A: Open the door and let him in.
Q: How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: Footprints on the butter.0 -
Did you hear about the guy that lost his whole left side? He's all right now.0
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My 3 yr old son's favorite joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana in the sky with a rainbow.
Yeah, we're trying to teach the kids the difference between a joke and just naming random things you see.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Why is 6 afraid of 7??- Because 7 ate 9.0
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH0 -
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.0 -
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Owls..
Owls Who?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO!0 -
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!0 -
What do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot0 -
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
That one actually made me LOL0 -
what did the snowman say to the other snowmen?
does anyone else here smell carrots?0 -
what did the snowman say to the other snowmen?
does anyone else here smell carrots?
Ooh that reminded me of this one
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts0 -
How do you make a car top?
'tep on the brake, 'tupid!0 -
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U 'neak up on it!0 -
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U 'neak up on it!
The tame way! U 'neak up on it!0
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