Bad jokes (aka jokes kids love)

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

    He was looking for POOH!
  • grayprae
    grayprae Posts: 109 Member
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    From my four year old

    Why did the chicken cross the road ?
    To get to the other side.
    Why did the Farmer cross the road ?
    To get to the chicken.
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?






    U 'neak up on it!
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    The tame way! U 'neak up on it!

    Haha! You beat me to it!!
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?






    U 'neak up on it!
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    The tame way! U 'neak up on it!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Q: what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
    A: ellifino

    knock knock
    whos there
    boo
    boo who
    you dont have to cry. it was just a joke
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
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    all of these made me LOL

    knock knock
    whos there
    peanut
    peanut who?
    PEE NUT YOUR BEDS ON FIRE
  • alyson820
    alyson820 Posts: 448 Member
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    I'm gonna tell you a joke about cats... just kitten!
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana, who?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana, who?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana, who?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange, who?
    Orange ya glad I didn't say "banana" again?
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
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    how do you make a kleenex dance?

    put a little boogie in it
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    my 6yr old daughter said to me today...

    knock knock
    whos there
    banana
    banana who
    banana split

    :laugh: :laugh: i :love: her
  • LovingLisa2012
    LovingLisa2012 Posts: 802 Member
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    from my nephew (years ago)

    why did the turkey cross the road ?
    to prove he wasn't chicken

    and my husband told the kids this one

    wanna hear a dirty joke ?
    a white horse fell in the mud

    wanna hear a really dirty joke
    2 white horses fell in the mud
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    I'm gonna tell you a joke about cats... just kitten!
    bahahahaha!
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    From stamping out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    From stamping out burning ducks.

    Why do camels have flat feet?
    From surfing down the pyramids.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    Haha I'm loving everyone's jokes!!

    Q. Why shouldn’t you allow a pokemon into the bathroom?
    A. Because it might picachu!
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    What's yellow and dangerous?



    Shark-infested mustard.
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

    Felipe felop!
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

    Pull yourself together then
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
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    I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue and I couldn't put it down.
  • baxgilter
    baxgilter Posts: 246 Member
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    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross back?

    Because he was a dirty double crosser!

    Why did Beethoven hate chickens?

    Because they keep saying Bach Bach Bach
  • Schraudt814
    Schraudt814 Posts: 496 Member
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    Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella-?
    Fo drizzle!

    How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?
    With Blee-yotch!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What's silent, invisible, and smells like carrots?

    A bunny fart.

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    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Impatient cow.
    Impatient c -
    MOO!

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