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    • Posts: 2,066 Member
      I'm gonna tell you a joke about cats... just kitten!
      bahahahaha!
    • Posts: 510 Member
      Why do ducks have flat feet?
      From stamping out forest fires.

      Why do elephants have flat feet?
      From stamping out burning ducks.

      Why do camels have flat feet?
      From surfing down the pyramids.
    • Posts: 3,343 Member
      Haha I'm loving everyone's jokes!!

      Q. Why shouldn’t you allow a pokemon into the bathroom?
      A. Because it might picachu!
    • Posts: 2,185 Member
      What's yellow and dangerous?



      Shark-infested mustard.
    • Posts: 309 Member
      What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

      Felipe felop!
    • Posts: 309 Member
      doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

      Pull yourself together then
    • Posts: 230 Member
      I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue and I couldn't put it down.
    • Posts: 246 Member
      Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross back?

      Because he was a dirty double crosser!

      Why did Beethoven hate chickens?

      Because they keep saying Bach Bach Bach
    • Posts: 496 Member
      Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella-?
      Fo drizzle!

      How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?
      With Blee-yotch!
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      What's silent, invisible, and smells like carrots?

      A bunny fart.

      ****************

      Knock knock?
      Who's there?
      Impatient cow.
      Impatient c -
      MOO!
    • Posts: 249 Member
      My favourite is one my grandad told me a a kid:

      What do you call a snail on a boat?

      A snailor!
    • Posts: 2,830 Member
      My 3 yr old son's favorite joke:

      Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Banana.
      Banana who?
      Banana in the sky with a rainbow.


      Yeah, we're trying to teach the kids the difference between a joke and just naming random things you see.

      Bahaha, that's funny.
    • Posts: 671 Member
      :laugh: These are great! I can't wait to see my niece's reaction to some of these. :happy:
    • Posts: 254 Member
      How many dead people are there in the cemetery?


      ALL OF THEM.



      I have heard that every morning on the way to/from pre-school for 3 months now.
    • Posts: 510 Member
      What's yellow and goes through walls?
      Casper the friendly banana.

      What were Tarzan's last words?
      WHO GREASED MY VIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee . . . . . . . . . . .<thud>.
    • Posts: 402 Member
      haha These are brilliant!!! My 8 year old always has some of these....

      Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
      Because it got stuck to the chicken!


      Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      You know!
      You know Who?
      Avada Kedavra!!! (yes, she's a Harry Potter nut!)


      Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
      Because it was feeling crummy.
    • Posts: 177 Member
      What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
      Philippe Philoppe ^_^



      And

      Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Europe
      Europe Who?
      NO YOU'RE A POO
    • Posts: 109 Member
      Another from my four year old

      Her : What is under there?

      Me: Under where?

      Her: I just made you say underwear

      Apparently this is the funniest thing the world to her.
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