Bad jokes (aka jokes kids love)

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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    I'm gonna tell you a joke about cats... just kitten!
    bahahahaha!
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    From stamping out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    From stamping out burning ducks.

    Why do camels have flat feet?
    From surfing down the pyramids.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Haha I'm loving everyone's jokes!!

    Q. Why shouldn’t you allow a pokemon into the bathroom?
    A. Because it might picachu!
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    What's yellow and dangerous?



    Shark-infested mustard.
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

    Felipe felop!
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

    Pull yourself together then
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue and I couldn't put it down.
  • baxgilter
    baxgilter Posts: 246 Member
    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross back?

    Because he was a dirty double crosser!

    Why did Beethoven hate chickens?

    Because they keep saying Bach Bach Bach
  • Schraudt814
    Schraudt814 Posts: 496 Member
    Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella-?
    Fo drizzle!

    How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?
    With Blee-yotch!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    What's silent, invisible, and smells like carrots?

    A bunny fart.

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    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Impatient cow.
    Impatient c -
    MOO!
  • ScientistStudy
    ScientistStudy Posts: 249 Member
    My favourite is one my grandad told me a a kid:

    What do you call a snail on a boat?

    A snailor!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    My 3 yr old son's favorite joke:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana in the sky with a rainbow.


    Yeah, we're trying to teach the kids the difference between a joke and just naming random things you see.

    Bahaha, that's funny.
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    :laugh: These are great! I can't wait to see my niece's reaction to some of these. :happy:
  • TundraTed
    TundraTed Posts: 254 Member
    How many dead people are there in the cemetery?


    ALL OF THEM.



    I have heard that every morning on the way to/from pre-school for 3 months now.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    What's yellow and goes through walls?
    Casper the friendly banana.

    What were Tarzan's last words?
    WHO GREASED MY VIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee . . . . . . . . . . .<thud>.
  • Schnuddelbuddel
    Schnuddelbuddel Posts: 402 Member
    haha These are brilliant!!! My 8 year old always has some of these....

    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    Because it got stuck to the chicken!


    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    You know!
    You know Who?
    Avada Kedavra!!! (yes, she's a Harry Potter nut!)


    Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crummy.
  • Hikaru37
    Hikaru37 Posts: 177 Member
    What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
    Philippe Philoppe ^_^



    And

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Europe
    Europe Who?
    NO YOU'RE A POO
  • grayprae
    grayprae Posts: 109 Member
    Another from my four year old

    Her : What is under there?

    Me: Under where?

    Her: I just made you say underwear

    Apparently this is the funniest thing the world to her.
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