We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

I like my (men/women) like I like...

2

Replies

  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    I like my women like I like my coffee tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    I like my women like I like my cars ; sporty with their tops down =P
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
    I like my men like I like an ATM, always ready to spit out cash:smokin:
    OH YES, Sista! I hear that, alright!!!!!! My kind of man too!
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
    I like my Men like my fishing pole flexible and responsive to touch.
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
    I like my men like I like my tv......

    I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    I like my men like I like my whiskey...lottsa bite, smooth goin down, always there when I need them and knows how to make me forget about everything.
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    I'd like my man like a cup of cappuccino, rich in flavors, sweet, and warm, and when I drink him, my entire body is enwrapped with warmth. Mmmmmmmmmmm.......
  • LeggyKettleBabe
    LeggyKettleBabe Posts: 300 Member
    Like my liquor

    STRONG AND HARD :p
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    Oh. Boy.

    lol...and I'm not stalking you...you just keep posting on threads I end up clicking on!!
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    Oh. Boy.

    lol...and I'm not stalking you...you just keep posting on threads I end up clicking on!!

    suuure you're not. :wink: hehe
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
    I like my men like I like white cake with tangy lemon custard filling and buttercream frosting, and now all I can think about is the cake.
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.

    That would work the other way around too (and IMO much better) ;)

    I like my men like my whey shakes, thick, sloppy and full of protein although I would substitute "sloppy" with "in my mouth" :devil:
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    I always thought this one was cute:


    I like my men like I like my cars. . . foreign or imported
  • 152dbs
    152dbs Posts: 116 Member
    not creative today....thats what happens when you work 12 hr shifts all weekend...


    but....

    i like my women like my Shop Vac....bagless and no balls, and the other helps too.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:

    Just call me "Ben" (or "Jerry"). :wink:
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    I like my women like I like my dog..... always happy to see me, willing to lick off the peanut butter, and never complains.

    Just spit my wine all over my laptop screen! Dang...

    I like my men like I like my wine...well rounded flavor, strong body, smooth finish and leaves me smiling with a good buzz.
  • Firefighter_Jay
    Firefighter_Jay Posts: 426 Member
    ... like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

    Damn you, that's what I came in to say
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:

    Oh ya - and this - perfect. With caramel :wink:
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    I like women like I like golf, put the ball in the hole
  • stephanie1133
    stephanie1133 Posts: 211
    I like my men like I like my workouts. . . hard, sweaty, and does my body good.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I like my women like I like I like my cars... fast and with a GREAT rear-end.
  • odumsmith00
    odumsmith00 Posts: 25
    *points at individual bees* back off... back off.... back off....


    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! EDDIE!!!
    I like my men like I like my coffee - covered in bees!

    and..

    I like my men like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.


    (edit: if no one gets these I might just cry)
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I like my women like I like my ice cream - soft, sweet, and dripping.

    I like my men like I like a tree - hard wood and straight up...
  • Danielle_2013
    Danielle_2013 Posts: 806 Member
    I like my men like I like my pizza - hot and coming in less than 30 minutes
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I like my men like I like my pizza - hot and coming in less than 30 minutes

    This deserves a high five through the interwebz. *high five*
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    I like my women like I like my kitchen table: Sturdy, on four legs, and always happy to hold my sammich for me.
  • bellyake3
    bellyake3 Posts: 135 Member
    The traditional reply is (I believe): Black, hot, strong, early, and often!

    My own take: I like my women like I like my road trips, disorganized, unpredictable, entertaining, and every day is a marvel to behold.

    By far the best reply...made me smile..thanks.
  • peytonturk
    peytonturk Posts: 49
    I like my men like I like my weed. No wait change that..... I like my men to HAVE weed.

    HA HA KIDDING!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I like my men like I like my cream, whipped.

    Lmao. Hell yeah

    I like my women like I like my sports car... Stylish, sexy and always ready to go.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories