Eliminating crabs

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  • kekl
    kekl Posts: 382 Member
    Don't forget to spike your crabs!

    You need high and low crab days.
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    OMG...This feed is hilarious...
  • realme56
    realme56 Posts: 1,093 Member
    The crabs are not the problem, it's all the stuff that we eat with them!
  • svnone3rd
    svnone3rd Posts: 18 Member
    OMFG!!! I can't stop laughing... I just called all my co-workers over to read this post and they're rolling on the floor!! Thanks OP for the humor!!
  • sa11yjane
    sa11yjane Posts: 491 Member
    Get treatment for the crabs and ditch your partner......but definitely keep the carbs!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    OMFG!!! I can't stop laughing... I just called all my co-workers over to read this post and they're rolling on the floor!! Thanks OP for the humor!!

    you work for a crab company?
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    I lived in a house in Oakland when I was younger. The neighbor was a very old woman who had a 50-or-so year old living in the little garden shed in the back yard. His name was Willy and he would come and drink tall cans of malt liquor with us and the prostitutes he would bring back to his shed and tell us stories. One day, without provocation, he started a story with "Now lemme tell yall about the FIRST time I got crabs"...

    I loved Neighbor Willy, he was awesome.
  • PuggleLover
    PuggleLover Posts: 261 Member
    I like snow crab... I also like to watch Deadliest Catch - where they bring in lots of crabs. I am also secretly addicted to Jersey Shore and they have a different variety of crabs there. Once a month, I get pretty crabby as well - my husband calls me the dead blow crab. I can kill with one strike.
  • capnwo85
    capnwo85 Posts: 1,103 Member
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  • wolftrax
    wolftrax Posts: 50
    Sure fire remedy is : shave your pubes first, then watch and wait.....when they run across the pubes you stab the little *kitten* with an ice pick...takes time and patience..you may need a helper for the stalk..
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....
    I'm not. Thread has EPIC written all over it.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    is going no crab something you can do for the rest of your life? This site is for making lifestyle changes, not for doing some fad no crab diet that will only lead to binges.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I lived in a house in Oakland when I was younger. The neighbor was a very old woman who had a 50-or-so year old living in the little garden shed in the back yard. His name was Willy and he would come and drink tall cans of malt liquor with us and the prostitutes he would bring back to his shed and tell us stories. One day, without provocation, he started a story with "Now lemme tell yall about the FIRST time I got crabs"...

    I loved Neighbor Willy, he was awesome.

    Now I love him,. too.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

    You guys are the best x
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
    Bmp cuz this is just too funny!
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Love it! X
  • Jaidee1979
    Jaidee1979 Posts: 61 Member
    I want to laugh and puke at the same time.

    :laugh: :sick:
  • Emv79
    Emv79 Posts: 245 Member
    I can't stop laughing...this thread is hilarious. Thanks for making my day OP!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

    I'm picturing this person running on a treadmill being chased by giant king crabs. I guess if that's your motivation to work out harder then go for it. Make it a lifestyle.
  • Motivation
    Motivation Posts: 64 Member
    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

    Just sayin

    I heard there is a shampoo for that
  • hallie_b
    hallie_b Posts: 175 Member
    Once I got lost in Nowhere, PA so, I stopped at a truck stop to get directions and pee. The lady at the register gave me the key to this creepy bathrrom and when I opened the door there was a nice little sign over the potty that read:

    "Don't bother to squat, just take a seat, 'cause the crabs in here can jump 6 feet"
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Sure fire remedy is : shave your pubes first, then watch and wait.....when they run across the pubes you stab the little *kitten* with an ice pick...takes time and patience..you may need a helper for the stalk..

    LMAO!!!! Good luck with that!!!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    If you just shave off what you don't need, they usually go away.

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