What could possibly be more important than pie?

"F*ckin' A, man. F*ckin' A."

If you know where this comes from, we will be best friends.

The Deer Hunter

Perhaps this is too common of a quote. haha Hint: it's a '90s movie classic.

This is written on my dry erase board at work:

"There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house BS."

-Rocco, BDS2

My standard response to stupid...

"Are you talking?"

personally, i hope the gator eats all your men.


i heart betty white.

"Cow!.... Another cow!"

"No, I think that was the same cow..."

There's so much blood!! The bunk beds were a terrible idea! Why'd you let us do that?!

"If I were a man this is where I'd tell you to suck my d*ck."

Watch the leg.. BOOM!
He farted in my open house...he sure did.
I think it might be a little bit small.. totally.. and it smells like fart!

BEST SCENE EVER!!!!

funny how I can distinctly remember that scene, but can't remember the name of the movie

I Love You Man

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Here's looking at you, kid!"

Bogart

"You know what a rebound is? That business of trying to get over one love by bouncing into love with somebody else? It's fine, except the rebound is rarely the real thing. As a matter of fact, it's the bunk. There's the first bounce, then the second bounce, and - well look at me. You wind up like an old tennis ball."

A couple of quotes from the same movie:

1. The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

2. The life of a repo man is always intense.

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this s#it: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuc# up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good s#it. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuc#in' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuc# do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
[Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky]