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  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Sweaty, hairy balls. Do you really want those?








    Didn't think so.
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
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    Sweaty, hairy balls. Do you really want those?








    Didn't think so.

    Only if the freedom to scratch them in public is implied?
  • riannenrings
    riannenrings Posts: 142 Member
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    we're mean to. so we could survive if pregnant probably during a famine. i totally am with you though. its SO not fair!!! lifting weights does do the trick, but ...it definitely doesnt happen fast !
  • farmgirlsuz
    farmgirlsuz Posts: 351 Member
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    "Fun bits". I like fun bits. I really like men's fun bits. OK.....sorry to be off topic...fun bits.....lol
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Ahh hormones. Gotta love them because they give us our boobies and feminine fat distribution...gotta hate 'em because they make it harder to lose weight and give us hella mood swings.
  • Sam1077
    Sam1077 Posts: 1
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    Testosterone's a hellava drug!!!!

    That's why I often have to laugh at some of the boys around my work who are into bodybuilding and do the full bro-science, 6 meals + protein shake thing. Then they try to tell me how easy it is to lose weight you just have to do blah blah blah.... when I inform them that my calorie limit is at least half of theirs it shuts them up:)

    Oh well, they get testosterone and I get boobs:)


    HAHA - Yeah...I would rather have boobs....they are still chasing after those anyway...so I guess we all want what we don't have. :-)
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Sweaty, hairy balls. Do you really want those?








    Didn't think so.

    Only if the freedom to scratch them in public is implied?

    On second thought.... I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up. Ever try finding a bathroom at a rugby tournament?
  • TiredandReadyForLoss
    TiredandReadyForLoss Posts: 41 Member
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    I can birth twins... my husband can't.

    We also have more fun bits.

    This really has nothing to do with the topic, but I like saying fun bits whenever possible.

    BOOBS Equate to Automatic WIN

    Big Daddy...you are making me LOL!!!
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Sweaty, hairy balls. Do you really want those?








    Didn't think so.

    Only if the freedom to scratch them in public is implied?

    On second thought.... I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up. Ever try finding a bathroom at a rugby tournament?

    Peeing standing up and male privilege are the only things I really envy about men. :laugh:
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
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    Sweaty, hairy balls. Do you really want those?








    Didn't think so.

    Only if the freedom to scratch them in public is implied?

    On second thought.... I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up. Ever try finding a bathroom at a rugby tournament?

    OMG yes... its seems a cruel joke that women can't pee standing up, yet we generally have to pee first and more often :(
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    Why do men lose weight so much faster at double speed and still are able to be toned with muscles??? UUHHH!!! NOt trying to be a hatter but damnit women can lose weight and weight lift and do toning exercises to still have flab and jiggle.


    we gave you a rib......












    Your welcome
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    I lost 81 lbs in 11 months, true men can lose weight quite quick.

    I haven't found the allegation of toning easier, though. I am floppy and my attempts to de-flop (lol) have been futile so far.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    I lost 81 lbs in 11 months, true men can lose weight quite quick.

    I haven't found the allegation of toning easier, though. I am floppy and my attempts to de-flop (lol) have been futile so far.

    I've heard Viagra can make things less....floppy. :laugh:
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    I lost 81 lbs in 11 months, true men can lose weight quite quick.

    I haven't found the allegation of toning easier, though. I am floppy and my attempts to de-flop (lol) have been futile so far.

    I've heard Viagra can make things less....floppy. :laugh:
    LMAO... XD
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
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    I lost 81 lbs in 11 months, true men can lose weight quite quick.

    I haven't found the allegation of toning easier, though. I am floppy and my attempts to de-flop (lol) have been futile so far.

    I've heard Viagra can make things less....floppy. :laugh:
    LMAO... XD

    :smokin:
  • dreamshadows
    dreamshadows Posts: 734 Member
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    Quote my parents doctor, "Life's not fair."
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
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    Men have more testosterone and generally have more lean muscle combined with less body fat. It sucks, but I'm still glad I'm a woman :laugh:


    ^^^This.

    It does stink but I'm glad I'm a girl.
  • glennstoudt
    glennstoudt Posts: 403 Member
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    Why do men lose weight so much faster at double speed and still are able to be toned with muscles??? UUHHH!!! NOt trying to be a hatter but damnit women can lose weight and weight lift and do toning exercises to still have flab and jiggle.

    Women are built to be able to provide the miracle that continues the human race.
    That's a major deal.
  • fatchiick
    fatchiick Posts: 105
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    So true my little brother can run 3 miles on the treadmill, my treadmill to add insult to insult lol and he'll do it for a month and lose 40 POUNDS, eat whatever he wants in the process... meanwhile I exercise twice a day everyday darn near starve myself and can't lose shizit.... :/
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    You can only be a hatter if you have a pet mouse in a teapot.........do you?

    I have a gerbil in a finjan (pot for making Turkish coffee). Can I be a hatter, then? Or does that make me a milliner instead?

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