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    Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

    Posts: 2,215 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.

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    • Posts: 988 Member
      If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Only if you wrap saran wrap AROUND the bacon.
    • Posts: 1,322 Member
      I think it works but make sure you find some of the really fatty ones otherwise the results will not be as good. You might want to rub butter to your belly first to speed up the process.
    • Posts: 241 Member
      It only works if you listen to lady gaga while doing so.
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      can i play?

      i heard BACON!
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Please tell me more :wink:
    • Posts: 96
      I think you need to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time.
    • Posts: 104 Member
      Yummm....:laugh:
    • Posts: 1,455 Member
      Just make sure it's not peameal bacon. It will chafe.
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!
    • Posts: 128 Member
      Oh yes for sure and without a doubt! And when you're done with it you can eat it
    • Posts: 2,555 Member
      Well, I think that's a HUGE waste of bacon. But, I've heard the same technique works with Crisco shortening. And because it's more meltable, the fat transfer happens even faster!
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      Please tell me more :wink:

      come over here, i have bacon.
    • Posts: 467 Member
      The problem is you need a high temp to make the fat leave the bacon. I recommend a hair dryer or spacious oven.
    • Posts: 2,105 Member
      It'll work fine if by "wrap" you mean "eat" and by "around" you mean "on the inside".
    • Posts: 326 Member
      Bring on the bacon!!!!!
    • Posts: 615
      Classic.

      I'm still choking over the saran wrap one... :noway:

      Everything is better with bacon!
    • Posts: 817 Member
      Only while munching on celery, making use of the "negative calories" :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,371 Member
      Buy the thinly sliced Italian stuff and have it fused on like a skin graft?
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      you will attract a lot of attention from animals and hungry people....so in a social aspect, yes, it will work \m/
    • Posts: 3,566 Member
      You have unlocked a new achievement: EDIBLE BRACELET
    • Posts: 770 Member
      I saw bacon....that's all I love bacon :)
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      show previous quotes

      come over here, i have bacon.

      You had me at "I have bacon"
    • Posts: 254 Member
      But it has to be real bacon, not turkey bacon!!!
    • Posts: 273 Member
      I think it works better if you fry them in LOADS of oil first (and then obviously wait for it all to cool down!) Just for an added "oomph" you could try tying them to sausages as well to make a bacon and sausage belt. Double the fat :)
    • Posts: 751 Member
      It has to be turkey bacon. Otherwise, you could die!
    • Posts: 326 Member
      I 'heart" bacon.
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      Wrap your waist in bacon then a heating blanket, once it's cooked you can eat it!!
    • Posts: 574 Member
      I don't know about wieght gain, but...it increases the likelihood that you will be eaten by a Rottweiler.
    • Posts: 1,082
      Did someone say Bacon? :bigsmile:
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