Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

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  • alp1990
    alp1990 Posts: 56
    LOL
  • Darlingir
    Darlingir Posts: 437
    cooked or raw?
  • bassman92
    bassman92 Posts: 273 Member
    If you use a pound of bacon you've only gained a pound....use a family pack of pork chops and you'll get better results.
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!

    Bahaha! You got there before me! That's what I was going to say.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!
  • Tori_356
    Tori_356 Posts: 510 Member
    no you should try saran wrap
  • Sboncy2685
    Sboncy2685 Posts: 2
    Just eat the bacon
  • Boomer1946
    Boomer1946 Posts: 124
    As an alternative you can use sausage from time to time. Place it on your forehead and wrap duct tape around your head. Note, be sure that it is tightly wrapped. Typically you will gain about 1 pound per hour. To speed the process wrap the duct tape tighter.
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
    You have to walk backwards for it to work
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    I heard it does, indeed, work! But there's some details you're missing. You have to also eat a 3 lbs burger and a pint of Ben & Jerry's 'Phish Food' while wearing said bacon AND have Sarah Maclachlan playing in the background. It's full-proof. Don't forget the Sarah Maclachlan music. It's 73% of the process.
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    1. Lotion from head to toe (or you could use bacon grease)
    2. Wrap self in saran wrap (again head to toe)
    3. Consume bacon.

    Repeat until you are rounder and softer.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

    Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Only for zombie attraction
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

    All I read is eat her
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

    Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...

    All YOU did was make me *drool*!!!
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Only if you also have a piece of buttered WHITE bread (not multigrain or brown) under each arm.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.

    I'd hit that
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!
    Again, WIN!
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

    All I read is eat her

    Haha, I see someone's tried this already :D

    I like to use chocolate syrup. Not bacon.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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  • yuliyax
    yuliyax Posts: 288
    haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.
  • callmeBAM
    callmeBAM Posts: 445 Member
    If there are dogs around, you may be encouraged to run, thus burning fat. Be sure you are in a basement, with a recliner, watching a Dr. Who marathon.
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.
    Only if you're eating the pig while it's still squealing.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    mmmmm bacon mmmmm
  • vendygirl
    vendygirl Posts: 718 Member
    You must first apply Nutella to your waist and then attach the bacon. It will help adhere the bacon to the waist. But first cook the bacon so that way you can nibble as the day goes on.
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    I'm thinking this could be a really good way to get dates. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of bacon?!
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