I got 99 problems
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Just becasue I really want to be your one hundreth ! please !0
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Ive...tripped over my toe while walking.
My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed.
Video or it didn't happen!0 -
Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...
Because I'm Swedish.
Now put that up your mum and smoke her.
"I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian"0 -
Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?
There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........
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Crazy B&^ch is my theme song.0
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Why I should be #100.
I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?
Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.
I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.
I vote this one. Humble yet cocky. And Canadian. Although I don't know what that means in practical terms.
ty. In practical terms it means I am awesome sauce.0 -
Ive...tripped over my toe while walking.
My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed.
Video or it didn't happen!
Dagnammit, this was years ago! Camera phones weren't invented! You may think I'm joking but it's actually true. Or maybe they had been and I was just too poor to afford one, thus pretending they didn't exist.0 -
lol,at least they're fun!!If we're going by boob size, then I won't be friend #100
Mine would be considered a Fun Size in the world of candy. I can't stand up to the King Sizes out there0 -
I woke up in the ER last month after passing out and landing face first on the pavement. My blood has forever stained these barracks.Ive...tripped over my toe while walking.
My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed.
Video or it didn't happen!0 -
Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!
This one...not so much.
Easy to see why she won't be 100....0 -
Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...
Because I'm Swedish.
Now put that up your mum and smoke her.
"I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian"
You've got me.
But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?0 -
Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?
There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........
j/k
Are you implying something? LoL. do YOU belong to the itty bitty titty committee?
And I wish I had smaller B:noway: bs. Back pain sucks!0 -
I have 4 tattoos, one is the one ring from the LOTR (around my wrist), one is a peace sign and daisy on my right shoulder, one is a tattoo in German commemorating my Grandpa with two red die. The last is 3 world war II airplanes dropping an incendiary bomb (on my ribs).0
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But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?
You know, I've seen that, but I can't remember if it was hot or not.0 -
And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks.
So...go on.
Because you will get all of this^^^ from me as well. :drinker:0 -
But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?
You know, I've seen that, but I can't remember if it was hot or not.
It's from the 60s/70s (?) so probably not. Unless you like your cast excessively hirsute.0 -
Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...
Because I'm Swedish.
Now put that up your mum and smoke her.
"I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian"
You've got me.
But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?
No, but our national animal is the beaver.0 -
Because I only have 2 guys on my FL. Its so odd to because in my real life, I have very few female friends. All my friends are guys.0
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I haven't laughed so hard all day. Great thread for a slow Friday morning at work. Thanks, sktllmdrhmz.
Not sure I'm worthy of 100, but when you're ready to add 101, I'd love to be on your friend list.0 -
Why I should be #100.
I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?
Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.
I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.
I vote this one. Humble yet cocky. And Canadian. Although I don't know what that means in practical terms.
ty. In practical terms it means I am awesome sauce.
My friend's middle name is Awesomesauce. I'm not kidding. She legally changed it to Rainbow Awesomesauce Sparkles.0 -
I haven't laughed so hard all day. Great thread for a slow Friday morning at work. Thanks, sktllmdrhmz.
Not sure I'm worthy of 100, but when you're ready to add 101, I'd love to be on your friend list.
Well-played!0 -
It's from the 60s/70s (?) so probably not. Unless you like your cast excessively hirsute.
You get bonus points for using the word "hirsute."0 -
Well, I'm up for a challenge....
Why should you pick me for your 100th friend....well, the possibilities are endless, but I will just say this...because I'm pretty awesome...and if you pick me, you won't have to worry about a b**** and can really relate to Jay-z
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No, but our national animal is the beaver.
Touché!0 -
Wow... I thought this would be about 99 lbs to lose... FOOLED ME!!! LOL (Also didn't pay attention to the fact that it was posted in "Chit-chat", duhhhhhhh).
I see you are very selective sir, I'm impressed that you've made it to page 5 and still haven't picked #100, (yes, I checked, before posting).
So, okay, I'll bite. My "boobies" speak for themselves :blushing: . I'm Fun, sarcastic, and still encouraging. I'm a little violent, but MOST of my punches come with a smile. I'm a little scary, a lot crazy, and a appreciate a whole lot of funny!
Today makes 315 days logging in, and I need some eye candy to make it to the next 315
. So only accept my "application" if you fit into a similar mold! :drinker: 0 -
To be honest - you sounds awesome anyway so even if you don't pick me as #100, I'm happy to be some other number like #107 or something.
So when, you've picked your number 100, let me know so I can add you 0 -
I'd like to apply for #102. I'm Canadian, can make ice cream, like "big cigars" (and sexual innuendo) and do not have a penis or an excessive hair issue. :drinker:0
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Because I'm a cat. Ninja Cat
...On a diet.0 -
You have 99 friends and I've lost 99 lbs........:bigsmile:0
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Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!
This one...not so much.
Easy to see why she won't be 100....
Thank you baby!!! Mean people SUCK!!!!0
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