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  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
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    Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...


    Because I'm Swedish.


    Now put that up your mum and smoke her.

    "I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian"

    You've got me.

    But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
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    Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?

    There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........

    j/k

    Are you implying something? LoL. do YOU belong to the itty bitty titty committee? :wink:
    And I wish I had smaller B:noway: bs. Back pain sucks!
  • megmay2591
    megmay2591 Posts: 621 Member
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    I have 4 tattoos, one is the one ring from the LOTR (around my wrist), one is a peace sign and daisy on my right shoulder, one is a tattoo in German commemorating my Grandpa with two red die. The last is 3 world war II airplanes dropping an incendiary bomb (on my ribs).
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?

    You know, I've seen that, but I can't remember if it was hot or not.
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
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    And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks.

    So...go on.

    Because you will get all of this^^^ from me as well. :drinker:
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
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    But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?

    You know, I've seen that, but I can't remember if it was hot or not.

    It's from the 60s/70s (?) so probably not. Unless you like your cast excessively hirsute.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
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    Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...


    Because I'm Swedish.


    Now put that up your mum and smoke her.

    "I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian"

    You've got me.

    But is your national film a soft-porn called "I'm curious yellow"?

    No, but our national animal is the beaver.
  • trishgrace
    trishgrace Posts: 285
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    Because I only have 2 guys on my FL. Its so odd to because in my real life, I have very few female friends. All my friends are guys.
  • sjackson902
    sjackson902 Posts: 154 Member
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    I haven't laughed so hard all day. Great thread for a slow Friday morning at work. Thanks, sktllmdrhmz.

    Not sure I'm worthy of 100, but when you're ready to add 101, I'd love to be on your friend list.
  • clairyfairy247
    clairyfairy247 Posts: 425 Member
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.

    I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.

    I vote this one. Humble yet cocky. And Canadian. Although I don't know what that means in practical terms.

    ty. In practical terms it means I am awesome sauce.

    My friend's middle name is Awesomesauce. I'm not kidding. She legally changed it to Rainbow Awesomesauce Sparkles.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    I haven't laughed so hard all day. Great thread for a slow Friday morning at work. Thanks, sktllmdrhmz.

    Not sure I'm worthy of 100, but when you're ready to add 101, I'd love to be on your friend list.

    Well-played!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    It's from the 60s/70s (?) so probably not. Unless you like your cast excessively hirsute.

    You get bonus points for using the word "hirsute."
  • Grlnxtdr0721
    Grlnxtdr0721 Posts: 597 Member
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    Well, I'm up for a challenge....
    Why should you pick me for your 100th friend....well, the possibilities are endless, but I will just say this...because I'm pretty awesome...and if you pick me, you won't have to worry about a b**** and can really relate to Jay-z :)
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
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    No, but our national animal is the beaver.

    Touché!
  • LJV1031
    LJV1031 Posts: 502 Member
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    Wow... I thought this would be about 99 lbs to lose... FOOLED ME!!! LOL (Also didn't pay attention to the fact that it was posted in "Chit-chat", duhhhhhhh).

    I see you are very selective sir, I'm impressed that you've made it to page 5 and still haven't picked #100, (yes, I checked, before posting).

    So, okay, I'll bite. :wink: My "boobies" speak for themselves :blushing: . I'm Fun, sarcastic, and still encouraging. I'm a little violent, but MOST of my punches come with a smile. I'm a little scary, a lot crazy, and a appreciate a whole lot of funny!

    Today makes 315 days logging in, and I need some eye candy to make it to the next 315 :love: . So only accept my "application" if you fit into a similar mold! :drinker:
  • clairyfairy247
    clairyfairy247 Posts: 425 Member
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    To be honest - you sounds awesome anyway so even if you don't pick me as #100, I'm happy to be some other number like #107 or something.

    So when, you've picked your number 100, let me know so I can add you :smile:
  • Danielle_2013
    Danielle_2013 Posts: 806 Member
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    I'd like to apply for #102. I'm Canadian, can make ice cream, like "big cigars" (and sexual innuendo) and do not have a penis or an excessive hair issue. :drinker:
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
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    Because I'm a cat. Ninja Cat

    ...On a diet.
  • KellyBurton1
    KellyBurton1 Posts: 529 Member
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    You have 99 friends and I've lost 99 lbs........:bigsmile:
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 313 Member
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    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    This one...not so much.

    Easy to see why she won't be 100....

    Thank you baby!!! Mean people SUCK!!!!

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