I got 99 problems

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  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    All this talk of bacon brought me to this. Anyone that can come up with more bacon goodness should win..

    http://9gag.com/gag/4338497
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Well, I'm up for a challenge....
    Why should you pick me for your 100th friend....well, the possibilities are endless, but I will just say this...because I'm pretty awesome...and if you pick me, you won't have to worry about a b**** and can really relate to Jay-z :)

    Why do I all of the sudden feel like I'm watching and episode of the Dating Game?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    <--- It's boobie Friday. Please ignore the pic change and carry on.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    <--- It's boobie Friday. Please ignore the pic change and carry on.

    You're out of paper, sir...you might want to take care of that.
  • Prahasaurus
    Prahasaurus Posts: 1,381 Member
    Cuz Im a 38 D :wink:

    Winner...
  • ChrisGoldn
    ChrisGoldn Posts: 473 Member
    But a ***** aint one?

    lol exactly my thoughts
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    Named my daughter after Bon Jovi. That's kind of cool.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    <--- It's boobie Friday. Please ignore the pic change and carry on.

    You're out of paper, sir...you might want to take care of that.

    Bah, I'll have to wait until next week. :P
  • sherri85
    sherri85 Posts: 148 Member
    Pick me pick me!!!!! I have been single for 4 years and havn't been with a man since then so I want, need to hear all your pervertedness!!! You would be doing your civic duty!!! So it's a win win for both of us!! :wink:
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?

    There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........

    j/k

    While I appreciate what you're saying here - (I'm a small-tittied woman myself), I work for a company called TATA. I tell people it's because I wasn't big enough to work for Hooters.

    Wait - that doesn't mean anything, does it.

    No, I'm not angry. It's very difficult to make me angry. I equate my worth with my razor sharp wit!
  • dragonfly__
    dragonfly__ Posts: 172 Member
    are you naked in your pic?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    are you naked in your pic?

    I may or may not be wearing socks. I cannot remember. It's boobie Friday, after all.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Because when I write the next great American novel I will dedicate it to you. Also, you are one sexy motherf****. Is that good enough to be on your friends list?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    lol but why should you be OUR new friend. It goes both ways ;)
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    lol but why should you be OUR new friend. It goes both ways ;)

    "And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks. "
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    lol but why should you be OUR new friend. It goes both ways ;)

    "And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks. "

    oh i thought that was standard LOL everyone on my list is just like that :wink: seems we're both lucky.

    nice boobie friday homage btw
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    You want crazy, I'm bipolar...how's that for crazy? I'm up then I'm down, up then down, up then down...who doesn't like that quality in a girl? :wink:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm up then I'm down, up then down, up then down...who doesn't like that quality in a girl? :wink:

    You mean that's not just a girl thing?
  • LemonsAndCoffee
    LemonsAndCoffee Posts: 313 Member
    Seems to me that you've lost a friend in the process? I'll fill in for 99. I like that number better anyways.
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    I'm up then I'm down, up then down, up then down...who doesn't like that quality in a girl? :wink:

    You mean that's not just a girl thing?
    I'm just sayin' I've heard rumors!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Seems to me that you've lost a friend in the process? I'll fill in for 99. I like that number better anyways.

    Alright, game over then. :sad:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Alright, screw that. back to 99. Let's keep it going, people. :)
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Too many boobs around here.............................
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm sarcastic. Every third sentence is a sexual innuendo. I drink and I like big cigars.

    o.O

    I think the boob size applicants are barking up the wrong tree.

    That's so clever I didn't even get it the first time.
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
    I'll go with what I did last night. I can recite the alphabet backwords under 60 seconds and pray the Hail Mary in french... seemed to work for me....Plus you can have positive insight from a older soon to be Cougar ...:laugh:

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  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
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    Besides I have a black ***** ^^^^^:laugh:
  • Krushchev
    Krushchev Posts: 178 Member
    Ohh, nice try random friend request girl! You almost got me and you didn't even reply. Tricksy!


    There went my plan >.<
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Okay, Mr. Bacon gets the 100 'cause the thread was dying and for his nominations by some of my good friends.

    Feel free to keep shooting for the next available slot.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.

    This statement holds many truths.

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