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    • Posts: 669 Member
      All this talk of bacon brought me to this. Anyone that can come up with more bacon goodness should win..

      http://9gag.com/gag/4338497
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      Well, I'm up for a challenge....
      Why should you pick me for your 100th friend....well, the possibilities are endless, but I will just say this...because I'm pretty awesome...and if you pick me, you won't have to worry about a b**** and can really relate to Jay-z :)

      Why do I all of the sudden feel like I'm watching and episode of the Dating Game?
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      <--- It's boobie Friday. Please ignore the pic change and carry on.
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      <--- It's boobie Friday. Please ignore the pic change and carry on.

      You're out of paper, sir...you might want to take care of that.
    • Posts: 1,381 Member
      Cuz Im a 38 D :wink:

      Winner...
    • Posts: 473 Member
      But a ***** aint one?

      lol exactly my thoughts
    • Posts: 431 Member
      Named my daughter after Bon Jovi. That's kind of cool.
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
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      You're out of paper, sir...you might want to take care of that.

      Bah, I'll have to wait until next week. :P
    • Posts: 148 Member
      Pick me pick me!!!!! I have been single for 4 years and havn't been with a man since then so I want, need to hear all your pervertedness!!! You would be doing your civic duty!!! So it's a win win for both of us!! :wink:
    • Posts: 248 Member
      Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?

      There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........

      j/k

      While I appreciate what you're saying here - (I'm a small-tittied woman myself), I work for a company called TATA. I tell people it's because I wasn't big enough to work for Hooters.

      Wait - that doesn't mean anything, does it.

      No, I'm not angry. It's very difficult to make me angry. I equate my worth with my razor sharp wit!
    • Posts: 172 Member
      are you naked in your pic?
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      are you naked in your pic?

      I may or may not be wearing socks. I cannot remember. It's boobie Friday, after all.
    • Posts: 849 Member
      Because when I write the next great American novel I will dedicate it to you. Also, you are one sexy motherf****. Is that good enough to be on your friends list?
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      lol but why should you be OUR new friend. It goes both ways ;)
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      lol but why should you be OUR new friend. It goes both ways ;)

      "And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks. "
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      "And what do you get? Well, you get a constant stream of sarcasm and sexual innuendos on your wall and news feed. You might get junk mail. You'll probably get to meet some of my friends list, which is prize enough because they rock socks. "

      oh i thought that was standard LOL everyone on my list is just like that :wink: seems we're both lucky.

      nice boobie friday homage btw
    • Posts: 971 Member
      You want crazy, I'm bipolar...how's that for crazy? I'm up then I'm down, up then down, up then down...who doesn't like that quality in a girl? :wink:
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      I'm up then I'm down, up then down, up then down...who doesn't like that quality in a girl? :wink:

      You mean that's not just a girl thing?
    • Posts: 313 Member
      Seems to me that you've lost a friend in the process? I'll fill in for 99. I like that number better anyways.
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      You mean that's not just a girl thing?
      I'm just sayin' I've heard rumors!
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      Seems to me that you've lost a friend in the process? I'll fill in for 99. I like that number better anyways.

      Alright, game over then. :sad:
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      Alright, screw that. back to 99. Let's keep it going, people. :)
    • Posts: 1,730 Member
      Too many boobs around here.............................
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      o.O

      I think the boob size applicants are barking up the wrong tree.

      That's so clever I didn't even get it the first time.
    • Posts: 264 Member
      I'll go with what I did last night. I can recite the alphabet backwords under 60 seconds and pray the Hail Mary in french... seemed to work for me....Plus you can have positive insight from a older soon to be Cougar ...:laugh:

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      Besides I have a black ***** ^^^^^:laugh:
    • Posts: 178 Member
      Ohh, nice try random friend request girl! You almost got me and you didn't even reply. Tricksy!


      There went my plan >.<
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      Okay, Mr. Bacon gets the 100 'cause the thread was dying and for his nominations by some of my good friends.

      Feel free to keep shooting for the next available slot.
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.

      This statement holds many truths.
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