Best revenge ever

CoryIda
CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
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When someone does something awful, our knee-jerk reaction is to want to get back at them.

We want to hurt them, preferably as much as they hurt us, if not more.

Someone just did something pretty horrible and, I admit, my first inclination was to hunt them down and manually yank their *kitten* from their body.

Instead, I am going to go home today, love up on my kiddo, and move forward with my life in a positive manner.

Best revenge ever?

REFUSING TO STOOP DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU.

Rise above, be the bigger person, and let life take care of itself.
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    so true.

    plus it will bug him, he WANTS a reaction, and ATTENTION!

    HA!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    oh.. i prefer the car bomb.. its suspensful.. it blows your mind.. and it causes their car to blow the f up!
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    love this!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I prefer to fill their AC units with fish guts.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    :flowerforyou:
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    Did this last Saturday to my ex and watched him nearly implode.

    It was soooooooooooo good. :smokin:
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    Revenge is a dish best served cold

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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I admire you for this. There is strength and dignity in this.
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    Kill them with kindness and if that doesn't work there is always rat poisoning.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    :flowerforyou:

    best part of this? they get to beat themselves up after some time. because they will realize how much of an assnugget they really are/were.
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    i am more of a fan of exlax in their coffee , esp before a long commute to work
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    i am more of a fan of exlax in their coffee , esp before a long commute to work
    Nah. You can get most places in Tucson in well under a half an hour anyway.
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    Perfect response! Negativity only affects you and creates such bad counter-productive energy in you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Revenge is a dish best served cold

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    Yeah, I'm doin it *LOL*
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I prefer to wait until they are drunk and then I teabag them. Posting it on every social site they happen to be on.
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    So no urinating into a milk gallon jug, letting it sit for a few weeks then pouring into the heater vents of their car?
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    Agreed. But I would rather be the thinner person! Always better to take the high road.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    I solve all of my grievances by dancing.

    Like this?

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  • dcjackson50
    dcjackson50 Posts: 196
    Revenge is a dish best served cold

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    wth? piss disc,......so stupid its funny
  • tabik30
    tabik30 Posts: 443
    Looking good is the best revenge~ Ivana Trump

    love, love, love this quote!:wink:
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    You'll feel better about yourself with that attitude!
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
    i am more of a fan of exlax in their coffee , esp before a long commute to work

    I would do the same!
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    You have more patience than me. I peed into a cup and threw it on a girls windshield in the dead of winter one time. It was a double dog dare, so obviously I didn't back down. Nor do I regret it. She was a hoe.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Agreed. But I would rather be the thinner person! Always better to take the high road.
    I'm 5'10" and 155-160 pounds with an "Athletic" level of body fat.

    He's almost 5" shorter and 45 pounds heavier (last I saw him, anyway) - not pure muscle, either - I *am* the thinner person. :)
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I solve all of my grievances by dancing.

    Like this?

    MJ-Beat-It-Knife-Fight-__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274882179830.jpg

    I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    While I completely agree wholeheartedly with the intent behind your post - I handle it a bit differently.


    I do NOTHING - but I plan all of the ways I can royally *kitten* up their lives:

    Send a threatening letter to the government with their return address on it.
    Call their current bf or gf anonymously and explain I'm an ex with an STD that I feel they really need to know about.
    On a hot summer day squirt Vaseline onto their windshield wipers.
    Put Chunky Peanut butter in their door handles.

    My aunt actually did the following:

    Her EXTREMELY CATHOLIC cousin was harping on her about her way of life. She donated $5 to a charity she KNEW the cousin would severely disapprove of in the cousin's name. It took her about 2 years to get off of their mailing/call list!
  • tmoyer1209
    tmoyer1209 Posts: 213 Member
    That's cuz you are one bad mamma jamma and you know it! Don't let them ruin your day, you are way to awesome for that!
  • dcjackson50
    dcjackson50 Posts: 196
    So no raw shrimp in their heat vents ?
    What about under their car seats?
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    The best revenge ever - If you have the patience - Is to do what we are ALL doing here on this site....Living healthier, looking better and becoming an overall better person....This will hurt them more than anything, seeing who/what you have become and moved on to a better life without them - And looking way better is ALWAYS a plus as well!! Then when they come running back - Tell them NO....Best revenge ever!!

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