Best revenge ever
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I'm 5'10" and 155-160 pounds with an "Athletic" level of body fat.Agreed. But I would rather be the thinner person! Always better to take the high road.
He's almost 5" shorter and 45 pounds heavier (last I saw him, anyway) - not pure muscle, either - I *am* the thinner person.
YAY!!! You GO girl!0 -
Aside from all of the wonder success stories posted on here I would have to say this is the best post ever!!! Nothing better that being happy and living for the moment and not dwelling on negative situations. HIGH FIVE to ya!!!! Rock on and be strong!!:bigsmile:0
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I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
Like this?
I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!
Knife fight dance from Beat It 0 -
So no urinating into a milk gallon jug, letting it sit for a few weeks then pouring into the heater vents of their car?
if 6th grade taught me anything, it's that you don't need to wait a few weeks. That was a loooong smelly year.0 -
Need this indeed today... I refuse to stoop down to thier level. Bless you girl.0
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I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
Like this?
I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!
Knife fight dance from Beat It
Hell yes!0 -
Just put glitter in his car! He'll never get it out!!! :laugh:0
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Well said! and its MUCH harder to let Karma b*tch slap them in the face, but you are proving to be the better example for your kiddo! :flowerforyou:0
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The best revenge ever - If you have the patience - Is to do what we are ALL doing here on this site....Living healthier, looking better and becoming an overall better person....This will hurt them more than anything, seeing who/what you have become and moved on to a better life without them - And looking way better is ALWAYS a plus as well!! Then when they come running back - Tell them NO....Best revenge ever!!
I actually got to do this. It felt so good, still does actually!0 -
:laugh:I prefer to wait until they are drunk and then I teabag them. Posting it on every social site they happen to be on.
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Karma's a b!tch. 0 -
Best revenge ever?
REFUSING TO STOOP DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU.
Rise above, be the bigger person, and let life take care of itself.
I whole heartily agree. Best revenge is a happy life. Karma is a wonderful, wonderfully twisted little b!tch. :flowerforyou:0 -
Agreed my dear....though a revenge mob is still enticing!0
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Now that I'm 28, I'm inclined to agree with you. However, I have to admit that when I was 23 I did get a lot of pleasure from battering my ex's car with a concrete post. I got even more satisfaction from knowing that he had to get the bus for 3 months before he could afford to get it fixed. For someone who has a morbid fear of public transport and germs, it was the perfect punishment for him.0
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Agreed my dear....though a revenge mob is still enticing!
flash mob?0 -
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Quoth the quote in Kill Bill. Nice pull0 -
Mmmm...I'm going with sugar in his gas tank.
I dare him to call me "Sweetie" in that sarcastic-you're-an-idiot tone again... :noway:0 -
I have discovered that the best revenge is my success. I had a boss at my old job who litterally said something so condesending am mean that another employee asked her what her problem was that day. She would litterally call me out and say I was loud and Southern during training. Very unprofessional. She would make remarks that collegeeducated people think they are better than everyone else. Mind you that I am so down to earth that my coworkers weren't aware of my education. Call out my bad hand writing and spelling errors ( i have dyslexia and worked with the developmentally disabled) If that gives you some insight. She wanted me to fail . I have a much better job and have for the past 3 months. So I didn't fail....I didn't let her bring me down and believe her evaluation of me, like I had for past year and 2 months. Makes me smile to think about how my success must piss her off. :drinker:
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My mom told me, "The best revenge is success." And she's right. Being successful despite naysayers and mean people will only spite them. All I can do is my best. The universe will take care of those who put me down and do me wrong.0
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I love it....Silence with no comeback...always keep them thinking and wondering......Especially when they done something awful....Proud of you hunn!!! Sounds like a good plan for the rest of your day....YOU ROCK!0
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I have discovered that the best revenge is my success. I had a boss at my old job who litterally said something so condesending am mean that another employee asked her what her problem was that day. She would litterally call me out and say I was loud and Southern during training. Very unprofessional. She would make remarks that collegeeducated people think they are better than everyone else. Mind you that I am so down to earth that my coworkers weren't aware of my education. Call out my bad hand writing and spelling errors ( i have dyslexia and worked with the developmentally disabled) If that gives you some insight. She wanted me to fail . I have a much better job and have for the past 3 months. So I didn't fail....I didn't let her bring me down and believe her evaluation of me, like I had for past year and 2 months. Makes me smile to think about how my success must piss her off. :drinker:
Hahahaha...I just said something similar! It's so true.0 -
When someone does something awful, our knee-jerk reaction is to want to get back at them.
We want to hurt them, preferably as much as they hurt us, if not more.
Someone just did something pretty horrible and, I admit, my first inclination was to hunt them down and manually yank their *kitten* from their body.
Instead, I am going to go home today, love up on my kiddo, and move forward with my life in a positive manner.
Best revenge ever?
REFUSING TO STOOP DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU.
Rise above, be the bigger person, and let life take care of itself.
It took me a very very long time to allow to get to this point. A long long time. I don't wish them harm, but I don't wish them good either, I just prefer they be out of my mind and life.0 -
I love to be happy around these people. Drives them crazy! Even when I am not particularly happy, I slap a smile on my face and it tricks my brain into being happier. People want to see you wallow in the shared unhappiness. I just am pleasant and cheerful and my day is better, while they, most likely, continue leading a life of "quiet desperation'.0
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best revenge ever. pickle jar filled with chicken breast and mayo. few months from now its gonna blow up. ive *heard* that only crime sceen cleaner can clean out the smell hahaha. either that or find the sickest porno mag ever (i recomend girls and corpses) and sucribe to it in the persons name, pay for it with non traceable way, put the address as the house next to the person you want to get back at. "hey jon.... i think i got your mail...." bahahhahahahaha.
someone i work with at a book store found a book on revenge, now that was a fun day
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... and if we ever run into these people again, the best way to make them paranoid is to smile and look them right in the eye.
(Or you can point your finger at them like the monkey in the closet on family guy)0 -
It took me awhile, but I finally have accepted this belief, and oh, is it true for me.
An ex-partner went crazy and blew up at me. Obviously we called it quits, and she blocked me everywhere, *****ed about me to everyone, just acted really miserable.
I kept going on with my life. I didn't block her, I didn't talk about her, I didn't contact her at all. It wasn't too hard, because I don't want to be friends with crazy anyways.
Later on, I found out she was offended and confused because I didn't block her or stalk her.
Moving on with my life was the greatest insult ever, especially since I've dedicated myself to getting fit and hot again.0 -
Good for you, taking the high road! But... I have to share this:
My sister got into an argument with her Husband once, and in the middle of it he went to take a shower. While he was in there, she took a packet of red Kool-aid and climbed up on the toilet seat and dumped it onto him!! She just wanted to stain him, but she forgot he is allergic to red food dye and all the stained streaks down his arm raised up and had him itching for a while! Also, the steam from the shower carried the powder, and she said it took forever for her to clean it off the walls! :laugh: Despite his discomfort, they both ended up laughing so hard they forgot what they were fighting about. 0 -
When I finally left my (abusive) ex, my girlfriend and I put a tin of sardines into his mahogany desk and locked the draw and took the key with me.
Apparently it took about a month for him to find the source of the smell.
I felt very good about it. Still do 15 years later.0 -
Just put glitter in his car! He'll never get it out!!! :laugh:
Someone pranked me by putting glitter in my CAR VENTS one time. To this day, I don't know who did it....it got all over me and the car when I turned it on. And as much as we cleaned it, there was glitter in that car till the day it was totaled and taken away. :grumble:0
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