I come to MFP to pick up friends

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  • GreenEyedMonster
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    "I'm not a stalker, I'm a long-range beauty admirer... who just so happens to have these here binoculars" :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks Ricky. :tongue:
  • GreenEyedMonster
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    I could out stalk him I'm sure...I'm a really patient person.

    Wait a minute. How's that going to work? I'm stalking you and you're stalking me...?
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    I could out stalk him I'm sure...I'm a really patient person.

    Wait a minute. How's that going to work? I'm stalking you and you're stalking me...?

    Hmmmm. I think it would negate the whole 'stalking' aspect of it....since I guess it isn't stalking if the other one wants you peeping in on them.....
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    Just make sure you don't use the same tree I use when I stalk Kity... :noway: That could be weird :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Just make sure you don't use the same tree I use when I stalk Kity... :noway: That could be weird :laugh:

    but at least be in the same direction, I always make sure my good side is facing Nitz's tree....
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    Just make sure you don't use the same tree I use when I stalk Kity... :noway: That could be weird :laugh:

    but at least be in the same direction, I always make sure my good side is facing Nitz's tree....
    :flowerforyou: You don't have a bad side... at least not from what I've seen from that window :laugh:
  • GreenEyedMonster
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    Just make sure you don't use the same tree I use when I stalk Kity... :noway: That could be weird :laugh:

    *climbs the tree* "This tree's taken!" "Oh, sorry Nitz" *climbs down*
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    but at least be in the same direction, I always make sure my good side is facing Nitz's tree....
    :flowerforyou: You don't have a bad side... at least not from what I've seen from that window :laugh:

    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Just make sure you don't use the same tree I use when I stalk Kity... :noway: That could be weird :laugh:

    *climbs the tree* "This tree's taken!" "Oh, sorry Nitz" *climbs down*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...

    Oh, you've seen me out there? :blushing: :devil: :laugh:
  • RHarter0710
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    lmao... I'm too clumsy to one-leg climb a tree... hell should have seen me on crutches. Poor guy I tossed the crutch 15 ft at will never forget it. Stalking is out my expertise right now.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...

    Oh, you've seen me out there? :blushing: :devil: :laugh:

    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    lmao... I'm too clumsy to one-leg climb a tree... hell should have seen me on crutches. Poor guy I tossed the crutch 15 ft at will never forget it. Stalking is out my expertise right now.

    You could always go old school and sit in a car or a big van or something....or go high tech and just use surveillance equipment. :flowerforyou:
  • RHarter0710
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    see now you're giving me ideas! Shame on you!
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...

    Oh, you've seen me out there? :blushing: :devil: :laugh:

    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    see now you're giving me ideas! Shame on you!

    I have no shame and I'm very creative. You just have to look at a problem from all sides and decide the best course of action. :bigsmile:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:

    :blushing: those straps really started to dig in after a bit....
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:

    :blushing: those straps really started to dig in after a bit....
    I thought so, I was waiting for you to slide them off...

    Exactly why I stayed away for a while... I can't stay PG :noway:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    I thought so, I was waiting for you to slide them off...

    Exactly why I stayed away for a while... I can't stay PG :noway:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    coming from the guy that used to give me the :noway: smiley all the time!
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    coming from the guy that used to give me the :noway: smiley all the time!

    :laugh: Who, me? :laugh: