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I come to MFP to pick up friends

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  • RHarter0710
    RHarter0710 Posts: 97
    lmao... I'm too clumsy to one-leg climb a tree... hell should have seen me on crutches. Poor guy I tossed the crutch 15 ft at will never forget it. Stalking is out my expertise right now.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member

    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...

    Oh, you've seen me out there? :blushing: :devil: :laugh:

    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    lmao... I'm too clumsy to one-leg climb a tree... hell should have seen me on crutches. Poor guy I tossed the crutch 15 ft at will never forget it. Stalking is out my expertise right now.

    You could always go old school and sit in a car or a big van or something....or go high tech and just use surveillance equipment. :flowerforyou:
  • RHarter0710
    RHarter0710 Posts: 97
    see now you're giving me ideas! Shame on you!
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079

    You're sweet. :flowerforyou: There's nothing more comforting than seeing the slight glare of your binoculars glinting from that tree out back...

    Oh, you've seen me out there? :blushing: :devil: :laugh:

    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    see now you're giving me ideas! Shame on you!

    I have no shame and I'm very creative. You just have to look at a problem from all sides and decide the best course of action. :bigsmile:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:

    :blushing: those straps really started to dig in after a bit....
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    Do you think I normally walk around in those outfits while relaxing at home?? :noway:
    I was hoping :laugh: I really liked the one from last night... :wink:

    :blushing: those straps really started to dig in after a bit....
    I thought so, I was waiting for you to slide them off...

    Exactly why I stayed away for a while... I can't stay PG :noway:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I thought so, I was waiting for you to slide them off...

    Exactly why I stayed away for a while... I can't stay PG :noway:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    coming from the guy that used to give me the :noway: smiley all the time!
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    coming from the guy that used to give me the :noway: smiley all the time!

    :laugh: Who, me? :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    :laugh: Who, me? :laugh:

    Yes you. I think either you have been fully corrupted or you were cleverly hiding it...for some really unknown reason....:laugh:
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    :laugh: Who, me? :laugh:

    Yes you. I think either you have been fully corrupted or you were cleverly hiding it...for some really unknown reason....:laugh:
    It's all your fault Kity :laugh: You corrupted poor innocent me :flowerforyou:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    It's all your fault Kity :laugh: You corrupted poor innocent me :flowerforyou:

    Wow. That's the best laugh I've had all day :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ....um. don't think there is anything else I can say here....except :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    A girl leaves for sushi and comes back to find her interviewee flirting with his MFP wife. What has the world come too!?:tongue:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    He only likes to play with me when your gone anyway.:frown:


    Hmmmm....somehow that doesn't sound right........
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    He only likes to play with me when your gone anyway.:frown:

    Hmmmm....somehow that doesn't sound right........

    You typed it. It is bound to sound kind of dirty.
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    <--- tiptoes back out.... can't think of what to say without getting in trouble :laugh:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    <--- tiptoes back out.... can't think of what to say without getting in trouble :laugh:

    It's more ninja if you don't type anything.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    He only likes to play with me when your gone anyway.:frown:

    Hmmmm....somehow that doesn't sound right........

    You typed it. It is bound to sound kind of dirty.

    Hmmm. You're right. Everything I type does seem to have a dirty little slap to it.....:bigsmile:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    Hmmm. You're right. Everything I type does seem to have a dirty little slap to it.....:bigsmile:

    little?:huh:
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079

    Hmmm. You're right. Everything I type does seem to have a dirty little slap to it.....:bigsmile:

    :laugh: You think? :devil:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    :laugh: You think? :devil:

    About dirty things.. otherwise, I try not to.
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    :laugh: You think? :devil:

    About dirty things.. otherwise, I try not to.
    :wink: we think so much alike :flowerforyou:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    :wink: we think so much alike :flowerforyou:

    I know. :devil:
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    PG ... must...stay...PG...

    in here :devil:
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    :noway: :laugh:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    PG ... must...stay...PG...

    in here :devil:

    I expect to see you in the gym immediately.
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    <--- has been laying on the weight bench for 5 minutes already... waiting...
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    Shouldn't you be working out then??
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
    I need a spotter... :wink:
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