i need friends with demented twisted strange sense of humor

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  • almostfortysix
    almostfortysix Posts: 69
    Love this thread! Feel free to add me-any of you....
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    This is like the greatest collection of people to FR from.
    Bring that **** on, *****es.
  • GurvD
    GurvD Posts: 32 Member
    The pressure to think of something funny was too much. I pee'd in my pants. Please friend me. Come on think of my pants.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    This fits me well.

    Feel free.
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    Not for me then, I am 99.9% normal.

    I tried normal once, most boring day of my life :tongue:
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    I'm the only one that usually thinks I'm funny. Most people just think I'm b!tchy . . . does that count?

    I resemble that

    I speak fluent *****-and sarcasm.
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 93 Member
    I found a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer that said, "I ate people's faces before it was cool" and found it hysterical ... I also laugh when people fall down - they try to stop themselves but that only makes it more hilarious ... and when asked the question "what''s hard and pink when it goes in, but soft and wet when it comes out" I never answer "bubblegum!" so I guess you could say I fit into this category :) Feel free to add me!
    Speaking of people hurting themselves.....
    I caused a 5 car accident just by looking out the window. Some guy was checkin me out and plowed right into the car in front of him causing that car to hit the one in front of it... and so on and so on.... I wonder what would've happened if I had flashed him... *sigh* guess we'll never know... LOL
    It was so awesome. I couldn't stop laughing for hours. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I also like to say things that make people uncomfortable. Those topics that people tend to stay away from? Yea, I jump right in and spread the love. :devil:
  • jennm72
    jennm72 Posts: 45 Member
    I not only have a warped sense of humor, but also have passed it on to my child.
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)

    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

    depends on who's wearing the strap-on. opps did I say that outloud?
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
    feel free to add me.. my motto is better to be weird than boring!
  • tlc12078
    tlc12078 Posts: 334 Member
    that sounds like me 4 sure
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    ...
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 93 Member
    I not only have a warped sense of humor, but also have passed it on to my child.
    My daughter's favorite song is "The Creep" by Lonely Island.. Yea... I'd be going to hell if I believed it existed... lol
  • stomachflu
    stomachflu Posts: 134 Member
    Yep, demented twisted strange here *laff* Friend me if you wish. Should I mention my favorite game is Cards Against Humanity?

    So if anyone wants to friend me feel free!
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Since I am already your friend, are you willing to share some of the new friends you get? :bigsmile:

    Twisted and demented? Send 'em my way!!:drinker:
  • azure7
    azure7 Posts: 136 Member
    Let's see.... 1) I have a collection of bizarre, *****y, and/or extremely sarcastic greeting cards. 2) Every year I have a holiday party where I host a contest to see who can decorate the dirtiest (or most twisted) X-mas cookie. 3) I recently hosted a baby shower for my friend. It was at a chocolate shop and we all made chocolate lollipops using molds of male/female genetalia. Do I qualify?
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    you rang......?
  • arcticfox04
    arcticfox04 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I'm a horrible person
  • naughtyfushsia_wechnaged
    naughtyfushsia_wechnaged Posts: 140
    hi everyone, some people call me nuts, demented, blunt, say how it is with a twist of lemon and always up for a laugh, but hey..... if they werent the same as me they wouldnt be my friend :heart: lol
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    lollll they only let you add 5 friends every ten minutes thiiiiiiiiiiis is gonna take awhile
  • raerae514
    raerae514 Posts: 171 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    That's what she said!!
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
    Igor: [pause, then] No.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
    Igor: Then you won't be angry?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
    Igor: Abby someone.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
    Igor: Abby... Normal.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
    [grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?


    I'm in!
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Not for me then, I am 99.9% normal.

    I tried normal once, most boring day of my life :tongue:

    I thought I would make a stand for normal people seeing as virtually everyone posting on here claims to be otherwise. I suppose in this instance demented with a twisted strange sense of humour is therefore normal. I am confused.
  • kinghavok
    kinghavok Posts: 104
    ROFL half these folks are already your friend dude.... the threads you start are freaking hilarious! Keep up the good work I can lose weight laughing at this stuff
  • maikastar
    maikastar Posts: 78
    Demented and twisted? That would be me. Add away :) (And that applies to anyone on this thread)
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
    *Puts hand up*
    I feel that I am more than adequate for this challenge.
  • turlykerd1
    turlykerd1 Posts: 54 Member
    i shake my head

    but its the turrets
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i would love to be friends with people in here that friends and family sometimes just shake there heads and stare at you funny
    the more twisted the better .thannnnkyouu

    and i would love to be friends with people who would be willing to tuck their junk back and send me pics.
    hit me up bro.




    with pics.
  • Maryt1961
    Maryt1961 Posts: 280 Member
    Ah yes....a place for me, too...add me in
  • clioandboy
    clioandboy Posts: 963 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)



    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

    depends on who's wearing the strap-on. opps did I say that outloud?

    Yes you did, hello sista ;)

    I am sometimes a bit strapped for cash....

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