Office ppl, what annoys you at work?

My Co-workers.
People that do not state their name when they answer the phone...just a Hello.
We do not have a Jameson Cooler...just a water one.

My co-workers are the most annoying part of my job too! And the fact that we don't have liquor to deal with said co-workers.

Indeed, I can't stand them. They are the reason I need alcohol to get through the day.

Negative, know-it-all people. Uggh.

all those other ppl breathing my precious air.
the folks who are constantly late
the extremely loud as in i can hear them across the building folks

1) FLIP FLOPS
2) people who don't pick up their feet when they walk, they kinda drag 'em
3) perfumes
4) people who don't make the coffee when they take the last drop and the pot is empty
5) people who bring really strange leftovers to nuke for lunch -- like weird FISH.....the smells are nauseating.
6) LOUD people - screamers
7) people who run, there will be a bad collision again soon
8) too much cleavage, I know guys may disagree, but as a gal, I find it unprofessional and tacky
9) when the computer help desk is located in India and it is impossible to communicate, no offense to professionals from India, we employ MANY and they are wonderful, but this is a function that just doesn't work under this arrangement
10) hard azz chairs in conference rooms
11) people who multi-task on conference calls, and you can hear the typing, or eating, or paper shuffling, all disruptive.
12) this one woman who has been coughing for 6 months from allergies and won't do anything about it
13) using speaker phones in cubes, when everyone has headsets
14) whoever said gum crackers --- OMG
15) people who walk down a corridor, 5 abreast, walking slow and chit chatting, and you can't get by, and they are oblivious
16) slobs in the kitchen and bathroom, they wouldn't do that at home with their kids
17) ice chewers
18) if the content of an email doesn't fit on one screen, I don't want to read it. BOTTOM LINE IT folks. 10 paragraphs, forget it.
19) whispering is almost as annoying as chit chat
20) THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM

1. Coworkers that are always whispering together and then stop when you pass by.

2. I am in charge of maintenance of the building - not the gross contents of the refrigerator or that the toilet paper has gone empty.

3. My boss that cannot imagine that I have anything else to do work related that is more important than getting HIS tv/cable repaired at his home.

4. It annoys me when a co-worker is not a team player but expects everyone else to be, when it benefits their program.

I could go on and on and on. I need to go to the gym to work off my agitation.

1. Blow your nose at your own desk - not mine. That's nasty.
2. My office is freezing cold almost all the time. Old man who finally retired a couple weeks ago always had 3 fans on high constantly and I swear his fans had a direct air flow to my desk.
3. People always "forget" to invite me to meetings I'm supposed to attend.
4. People who think I'm their personal secretary - ummm no. Let's go check our job titles and pay stubs. I have the same title and pay as you - I only play secretary for my boss.
5. People who walk around to the other side of my desk to look at my computer screen for no reason other than to be nosy. Or the coworkers who go through the papers on my desk even though it would never have anything to do with them!
6. The supervisor who acts like I'm not a part of her team even though I do just as much work as anyone else on the team. And I don't know who she thinks I am, but if you purposely don't give me stuff to try and get me in trouble with my boss I am not going to act like I am the one at fault - I will call you out on it EVERY time. And then she comes over and tries to play nice so she can get brownie points with my boss - oh hell no - I don't play that game.
7. We are grown adults - WTF is going on in the bathroom - sometimes it is sooooo nasty!! How do women pee all over the seat?!
8. Burping LOUDLY is gross. Enough said.
9. People who stand around and chit chat loudly for hours. And then because they're having 3 conversations at once they all have to talk louder and louder to hear each other.
10. If I'm trying to help you, don't be a b*tch. In fact don't be a b*tch to me ever.

- crazy cold AC we have no control over.
- the aisle/team next door. Seems like they never work, and just talk all day, about random stuff that has nothing to do with work, and do it very loudly to let everyone know they're not working.
- the chair I'm stuck with and can never get comfy in. and the other option of chair isn't meant for small people and hurts my back.
- our printer. every time we turn around it's broken down
-- and the "quick, let's have 20 people all print stuff at the same time at end of the day, so that it's mass craziness to try and find what you actually printed"
- someone that has had the same job for several months, has been trained by several different people, and still cannot comprehend what the heck she's doing. (and I get to audit her every day due to that) :grumble:

Ppl farting in my office & my boss calling in "sick" "tired" "grumpy" once a week when it's just us 2 running the department office.