Hormone goggles

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  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    nope, my standards are always the same: She is willing. :tongue:

    I am always surprised how high of a standard that is. :laugh:
  • BodyRockerVT
    BodyRockerVT Posts: 323 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    nope, my standards are always the same: She is willing. :tongue:

    I am always surprised how high of a standard that is. :laugh:

    Some times it's nice if they have a little fight in them. :wink:
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    So...we all know what beer goggles are, BUT do you think that hormone goggle would apply depending on the length of time since your last tumble in bed? Do you find that after 6 months...a year...a week and a half, you find yourself saying, "Ya know, he/she/it isn't so bad. Maybe..."

    This is what toys were invented for, no?
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Sweet korean jesus! I need to come up with some sort of invention that will detect that hormone period.
  • SMJ1987
    SMJ1987 Posts: 368
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.

    Totally thought this was a myth until I switched to non-hormonal BC...OMG, like clockwork. 10 times a day? Not enough.
  • BodyRockerVT
    BodyRockerVT Posts: 323 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Sweet korean jesus! I need to come up with some sort of invention that will detect that hormone period.

    Rumor has it if you follow instincts enough that is all you need. We send out pheromones or something and apparently our body language changes. The downside is so many women are on hormonal birth control that ovulation doesn't happen with a large part of the population....
  • BodyRockerVT
    BodyRockerVT Posts: 323 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.

    Totally thought this was a myth until I switched to non-hormonal BC...OMG, like clockwork. 10 times a day? Not enough.

    It's awful right???
  • SMJ1987
    SMJ1987 Posts: 368
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.

    Totally thought this was a myth until I switched to non-hormonal BC...OMG, like clockwork. 10 times a day? Not enough.

    It's awful right???

    I'm in an LDR so most of the time YES! Just so happened that my last visit coincided nicely though...hehe.
  • GabrielleZelda
    GabrielleZelda Posts: 190 Member
    LOL. What an interesting post. You're onto something...

    I'd like to say my standards don't change, but then again, I have been very happy and satisfied with a battery operated boyfriend. Too much information. Hehe. Oh well.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Yup, after a year, anything with legs looks good.
  • FlyEaglesGuy
    FlyEaglesGuy Posts: 436 Member
    Yes and definitely after a nice strength training session!

    Ready for straight beast mode!
  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
    I might think it....but I wouldnt react on it....my standards are always the same, and toys do exist!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Is it bad that I look forward to my girlfriend's ovulation for this reason?
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.

    Totally thought this was a myth until I switched to non-hormonal BC...OMG, like clockwork. 10 times a day? Not enough.

    It's awful right???

    So I work in financial management for the military and this arena is a female oriented environment. I work with about 25 ladies all ranging from 19-45 and come that ovulation period...haha, let's just say I can get away with murder. I've heard it all...the comments, the innuendos, felt the stares. Haha...I know what it feels like when you guys go to the gym and are the only female in sight. Sometimes I just feel dirty and cheap. ;)
  • GabrielleZelda
    GabrielleZelda Posts: 190 Member

    So I work in financial management for the military and this arena is a female oriented environment. I work with about 25 ladies all ranging from 19-45 and come that ovulation period...haha, let's just say I can get away with murder. I've heard it all...the comments, the innuendos, felt the stares. Haha...I know what it feels like when you guys go to the gym and are the only female in sight. Sometimes I just feel dirty and cheap. ;)


    THIS made me laugh out loud.
    You LOVE it!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Yes
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    my hormone goggles are only active that one week a month when my body is like PROCREATE WOMAN!!!!!!!!! GET LAID!!!!!!!! and then it points me directly at the most alpha male in the room and my feet just start walking toward him.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member

    So I work in financial management for the military and this arena is a female oriented environment. I work with about 25 ladies all ranging from 19-45 and come that ovulation period...haha, let's just say I can get away with murder. I've heard it all...the comments, the innuendos, felt the stares. Haha...I know what it feels like when you guys go to the gym and are the only female in sight. Sometimes I just feel dirty and cheap. ;)


    THIS made me laugh out loud.
    You LOVE it!

    I do! I do! But that wears out quick when I have to deal with the flip side...PMS. My goodness...
  • Krushchev
    Krushchev Posts: 178 Member
    So question...is there a specific time during the day that it's extra hard to focus during that hormone goggle ovulation period?

    No. It's a 4 day period where mating season is on. Anytime, any place.

    Exactly this.

    Yeah, they neglected to mention that when I switched to an IUD that I would want to smash ALL THE THINGS.
  • yelpat
    yelpat Posts: 414 Member
    Haha unfortunately, yes.
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