CDC and the Walking Dead Conspiracy

Bronx_Montgomery
Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta recently went out of its way to assure the public that there is no ongoing zombie apocalypse. The Walking Dead is a show about people trying to survive the Zombie Apocalypse in Atlanta. Coincidence? I think not!!
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  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Zombies! i need to get my cardio intake up even higher! lol
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    It's bath salts that turn you into zombies.
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    YAY now I get to shoot all the people I never liked!
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...

    My thoughts exactly.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Everyone's always, "Zombies this, zombies that". I'll tell you something. First, they have to catch me. Then, bite me. If they manage that, know what?

    They will turn into humans, that's what.

    Fear me, Zombies.
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    Got the cardio down, let the double tappin commence!
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    That was stupid! try again!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    LOL good lord.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    Found our first victim to the apocalypse! :devil:
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Egads! Good ol' ATL is a little too close to my sweet home Alabama for comfort! Keep your zombies and your quarantines and the like CDC! *Puts in cardio overtime*

    They aint' gonna eat me! No siree bob!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...

    You and me both lol
  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
    I could've sworn the CDC was blown up in season one. How are they still sending messages?
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    I've been preparing for a whole year.

    COME AT ME. BRO.
  • Sgriffin2382
    Sgriffin2382 Posts: 360 Member
    I could've sworn the CDC was blown up in season one. How are they still sending messages?

    Touche!
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    This made me laugh my *kitten* off! Hahahaha
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    "hey tech why did you start running"

    "health and stuff. yeah. that's why"

    *checks air in the bikes*
    *checks bag of supplies*

    yeah. i'm good.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Zombie Apocalypse happens and im making a B-Line to Chuck Norris' house

    a.aaa-the-great-chuk-norris.jpg
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    There are no zombies. The vampires told me so.
  • jessababy22
    jessababy22 Posts: 68
    this definitely made my day!
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

    Hell ya! my friend has a running app for her I-phone with zombies, lol.
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    BAHAHAHA!!!! When does the next season start? Anyone know?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    There are no zombies. The vampires told me so.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    So my training has begun. Which is more important? Getting used to running long distance or speed?
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    BAHAHAHA!!!! When does the next season start? Anyone know?

    I think october
  • twistofcain
    twistofcain Posts: 190
    I have already notified my friends that if they start to stagger and walk slow, they are getting a Barry Colt Python to the face....can't take any chances.
  • DreadRunner
    DreadRunner Posts: 19
    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

    Hell ya! my friend has a running app for her I-phone with zombies, lol.

    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    So my training has begun. Which is more important? Getting used to running long distance or speed?

    You may need both. Long distance if there are too many to handle & speed to create distance from a small group, (which will lead to your next bit of training - marksmanship and close quarter combat with handheld weapons) :bigsmile:

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