CDC and the Walking Dead Conspiracy

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    That was stupid! try again!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bltrexler
    bltrexler Posts: 180 Member
    I heard the CDC release that statement since the recent new reports of cannabolism (atleast the latest one down in FL with the homeless guys high on bath salts)

    Either way pretty hysterical :laugh:
  • gina1971
    gina1971 Posts: 71 Member
    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.

    Zombies, Run! by Six to Start
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
    Zombie Apocalypse happens and im making a B-Line to Chuck Norris' house

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    omg i effin LOVE this!!!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    Some say the world will end in fire
    some say in ice
    from what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire
    but if it had to perish twice
    I think I know enough of hate
    to say that for destruction, ice is also great and would suffice


    No more floods. Rainbow...remember??? Duh.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Bring it on. I'm ready.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I heard the CDC release that statement since the recent new reports of cannabolism (atleast the latest one down in FL with the homeless guys high on bath salts)

    Either way pretty hysterical :laugh:

    I live in Atlanta. When they first started filming that show, the CDC released a guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse as a joke. When the bath salts thing started, they had to release a subsequent statement to avoid conspiracy.
  • DreadRunner
    DreadRunner Posts: 19
    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.

    Zombies, Run! by Six to Start

    Lovely. Thank you.
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    IDC what the CDC says, my family will absolutely be armed and ready for the zombie apocolypse
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive. Also there where like 2 more cases 1 were a guy tried to bite the hand off a cop while growling....

    They said its a new form of LSD that heats your bodies internal organs which is why they strip off their clothes....

    All I know is I'm hitting the everglades as my escape route when this zombie thing blows up and cutting up the west coast of florida
  • bltrexler
    bltrexler Posts: 180 Member
    I heard the CDC release that statement since the recent new reports of cannabolism (atleast the latest one down in FL with the homeless guys high on bath salts)

    Either way pretty hysterical :laugh:

    I live in Atlanta. When they first started filming that show, the CDC released a guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse as a joke. When the bath salts thing started, they had to release a subsequent statement to avoid conspiracy.

    I wondering whose reading Max Brooks in that office!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive.

    I was wondering about this. Have there been any updates? Is he going to be a candidate for a face transplant? Wasn't he a homeless guy? Is somebody helping him out?
  • tuiccim
    tuiccim Posts: 689 Member
    My husband toured the Atlanta CDC recently and his tour guide told him that the Zombies were kept in the basement.

    And there is NO wine cellar.

    And the whole imploding CDC building is not an actual security protocol. (She wouldn't reveal the real ones.)
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Yeah, the CDC's guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse has been out for a little while now.

    Too bad it's only their way to get a larger audience aware that the CDC exists.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive.

    I was wondering about this. Have there been any updates? Is he going to be a candidate for a face transplant? Wasn't he a homeless guy? Is somebody helping him out?

    He is still got a long road. Lucky he is at JMH and recieving his treatment for free. He is still in the hospital and will probably be there for atleast a year.
    So I'm gonna be keeping my ear to the ground regarding any strange happenings in that hospital lol
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive.

    I was wondering about this. Have there been any updates? Is he going to be a candidate for a face transplant? Wasn't he a homeless guy? Is somebody helping him out?

    Last I heard he was getting a face transplant and the gov't/state/city (someone...) was covering it.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive.

    I was wondering about this. Have there been any updates? Is he going to be a candidate for a face transplant? Wasn't he a homeless guy? Is somebody helping him out?

    Last I heard he was getting a face transplant and the gov't/state/city (someone...) was covering it.

    A doctor did it pro-bono.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive.

    I was wondering about this. Have there been any updates? Is he going to be a candidate for a face transplant? Wasn't he a homeless guy? Is somebody helping him out?

    Last I heard he was getting a face transplant and the gov't/state/city (someone...) was covering it.

    A doctor did it pro-bono.

    That is so awesome!!
  • MizCJ84
    MizCJ84 Posts: 335 Member
    Definitely not just a coincidence! When people ask me the reason I'm trying to lose weight, I tell them to survive the zombie apocalypse. It's a fact that zombies will attack heavier people first because they have more meat to eat and because they usually can't run as fast as fit people. I'm 32 pounds down so far, so let's see you catch me stupid zombies!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    It's cool. I got this.
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

    Hell ya! my friend has a running app for her I-phone with zombies, lol.

    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.

    Zombies Run by Six to Start. Now out for android phones too. downloading mine now, lol. I WILL be prepared!
  • RaysfanATL
    RaysfanATL Posts: 94
    The Walking Dead is filmed in my town in Georgia...it's fun to watch! But I would never know if I saw a real Zombie, because they are always filming around town!
  • childofArtemis24
    childofArtemis24 Posts: 334
    Zombies are one of my biggest fears

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