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becoming_a_new_me
becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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...for buying the cheap cardboard toilet paper for my kid and hiding the Charmin Extra Soft in a secret spot so she can't use it.?
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  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    No.
    You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
    The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.

    :smokin:
  • soontobesam
    soontobesam Posts: 714 Member
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    No.
    You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
    The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.

    :smokin:

    SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*
  • kjbyay
    kjbyay Posts: 7
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    I hide the toaster strudels from my kids. THEY ARE ALL MINE!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Is this a troll post?


    (sorry, I had to :smile: )
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    No.
    You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
    The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.

    :smokin:

    SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*

    Aww...if I weren't already tomato red due to near heat stroke, I would blush!!

    I shall try anyhow.

    :blushing: :wink:
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.
  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
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    never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    "The secret spot"...for shame!!!:angry:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Is this a troll post?


    (sorry, I had to :smile: )

    Why no...I am absolutely serious :smokin: (busted) :blushing:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!

    My daughter seems to think that making flowers out of toilet paper while doing her business is very fun.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    No.
    You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
    The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.

    :smokin:

    SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*

    She IS the master of all knowledge
  • Briski1411
    Briski1411 Posts: 296 Member
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    If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.

    My 3 year old will use the hole role wiping his butt. So we kind of keep that away from him but the 9 year old knows how to clean herself. I go at work most the time ( not soft T.P.) I do like it when I get to use the Charmin at home.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!

    I assume you often walk in to this?

    700-00521161w.jpg
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    people still use toilet paper?

    my *kitten* is worth the charmin bum wipes.
    so clean you could eat off it.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    people still use toilet paper?

    my *kitten* is worth the charmin bum wipes.
    so clean you could eat off it.

    It's all lotiony....lol
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
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    As long as you don't have them using dried corn cobs and sand paper.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    As long as you don't have them using dried corn cobs and sand paper.

    If she keeps making TP roses, it may come to that...either that or "go find some leaves honey"
  • doughnutwretch
    doughnutwretch Posts: 498 Member
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    I hide the toaster strudels from my kids. THEY ARE ALL MINE!

    ROFL... this is too funny. How do you manage that? I thought kids could sniff stuff like that out?
  • Dudagarcia
    Dudagarcia Posts: 849 Member
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    If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.

    ^ THIS
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
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    Yes, but don't feel too bad most parents are.

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