I just squirted everywhere!

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  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
    OH MY GOD SO AM I!!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    Nothing will fix that except getting naked under my desk...wait, I mean under the shower...yeah, that's what I meant...
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    Are you sure you didn't just pee everywhere?

    heh
  • stephenglover
    stephenglover Posts: 87 Member
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    Ok, so now the wife gets grapefruit when I get home, thanks for lightning up my Friday!!
  • muchadoaboutme2000
    muchadoaboutme2000 Posts: 86 Member
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    I try not to eat it in bed. It can totally ruin the sheets and the memory foam. I've learned it's much easier to clean up from the kitchen floor or even in the bathtub! If I'm feeling super adventurous, I'll eat it outside for everyone to see!
  • callmeBAM
    callmeBAM Posts: 450 Member
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    Now, my face is all sticky, my hands, keyboard, and desk. Geeze, it's never happened like this before!

    Time to go clean up.

    Stupid grapefruit.

    So clever. Where do you come up with this material. :huh:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    lol....ew.ew .ew
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    Now, my face is all sticky, my hands, keyboard, and desk. Geeze, it's never happened like this before!

    Time to go clean up.

    Stupid grapefruit.

    So clever. Where do you come up with this material. :huh:

    such a smartass. Where do you come up with your clever comebacks?

    edit: spelling
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
    OH MY GOD SO AM I!!
    OH MY LORD NOW Y'ALL HAVE ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED TOO!!
  • Krushchev
    Krushchev Posts: 180 Member
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    Honestly.... I have nothing except!

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    That made my ****ing friday!

    Can has this looped all day? Lulz.
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
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  • ThePursuitOfGlee
    ThePursuitOfGlee Posts: 12
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    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    She must not get enough grapefruit.

    more lemons huh
  • mattack
    mattack Posts: 137 Member
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    I frigging LOVE grapefruit.
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    I knew it was to good to be true
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
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    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    Nah, I just like to see a little more creativity when it comes to blatantly suggestive threads.
    AGREED!!!! This thread is super lame^^^
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

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    +1
  • littlelaurie14
    littlelaurie14 Posts: 224 Member
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    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.

    That **** SUCKS
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,359 Member
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    Spring a leak, you just gotta plug the hole...

    :laugh:
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